The Ultimate Midnight Snack [Tp4 Reviews]

[tp4tissue]

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It's got sugar,

it's got salt,

fully hydrated..



Kernels are crispy and high quality.


Dirt cheep costco prices...



VEGAN,  eat 3 cans a day, LIVE FOREVER....!!

[Duckyreddy]

yum

[HotRoderX]

err isn't taco better thought?

[tp4tissue]

err isn't taco better thought?

Look at it this way...

Taco,              80 points

Costco Korn,   45 points



Taco,  10 minutes if you have left overs,  30 minutes if you drive to taco bell.

80/10 =  8 taste points/min



Costco korn,   

45/0.133 = 337.5 taste points / min

[noisyturtle]

a room temp can of sad-ass watery corn? ****ing gross dude.

you're telling yourself lies if you're convinced that't the ultimate midnight snack.

midnight is the hour of sin, the hour you let yourself be a little naughty 'cause you've been a good boy or girl all day long. you've starved yourself and pecked at chicken feed all day. midnight is when you have that high-calorie sweet savory sticky sugar on your lips goodness that sits in your tummy and puts a smile on your face as your eyelids grow heavy.

[tp4tissue]

a room temp can of sad-ass watery corn? ****ing gross dude.

you're telling yourself lies if you're convinced that't the ultimate midnight snack.

midnight is the hour of sin, the hour you let yourself be a little naughty 'cause you've been a good boy or girl all day long. you've starved yourself and pecked at chicken feed all day. midnight is when you have that high-calorie sweet savory sticky sugar on your lips goodness that sits in your tummy and puts a smile on your face as your eyelids grow heavy.

Hahahahaha...

I understand your perspective noisyturtle.

I've lived my entire life as you have before becoming hipster only a few short months ago.



I suppose the most important thing i want to impart is that Desires are relative..


Very much, during early transition, There were intrusive thoughts pertaining to certain foods and certain actions to procure those foods.

But as time went on, New cognitive pathways are formed.   And one realizes, that food is but ONE avenue of pleasure.


There is an near infinite number of activities out there to derive pleasure.   It's illogical to stick to mere gluttony.

[noisyturtle]

It depends on how you value happiness vs time. Is it more gratifying to have small but pleasurable experiences frequently, or to suffer for longer durations to put a greater emphasis on pleasurable moments? Does indulging in 'sinful' activity more often dull the experience over time thus leading to the seeking of further heights, or is depriving yourself merely a mental placebo leading to unnecessary suffering where pleasure could be pointlessly supplemented? 





or maybe i'm just drunk, stoned, and rambling )

[chyros]

Why the **** do people even eat sweetcorn anyway?

[Duckyreddy]

Why the **** do people even eat sweetcorn anyway?

This ^

Thank you.

[nmur]

man your poops must be so corn-filled

at least microwave it or something, damn

[fohat.digs]

Hominy is more appetizing but probably less nutritious, but canned products are lame compared to fresh.

[tp4tissue]

Why the **** do people even eat sweetcorn anyway?

This ^

Thank you.

Hahahahaha..

Yea.. if your daily routine is full of things , like fried chicken, top ramen, steak, eggs, cheese,     A can of sweet corn has no allure.


But, once you remove the fatty foods..   Canned corn is among the top foods in terms of taste..


I wish pharmacon DID invent a cure for heart disease/ diabetus/ cancer/ stroke/ arthritis/ obesity/ osteoporosis/ which eating meat and grease causes,  But they have not..

So, You have to strike a deal at some point..

[digi]

Disgusting..

TP go relapse and eat some Popeye's or something...this is depressing.

[chyros]

Why the **** do people even eat sweetcorn anyway?

This ^

Thank you.

Hahahahaha..

Yea.. if your daily routine is full of things , like fried chicken, top ramen, steak, eggs, cheese,     A can of sweet corn has no allure.


But, once you remove the fatty foods..   Canned corn is among the top foods in terms of taste..


I wish pharmacon DID invent a cure for heart disease/ diabetus/ cancer/ stroke/ arthritis/ obesity/ osteoporosis/ which eating meat and grease causes,  But they have not..

So, You have to strike a deal at some point..

What's so fatty about steak?

[tp4tissue]

Why the **** do people even eat sweetcorn anyway?

This ^

Thank you.

Hahahahaha..

Yea.. if your daily routine is full of things , like fried chicken, top ramen, steak, eggs, cheese,     A can of sweet corn has no allure.


But, once you remove the fatty foods..   Canned corn is among the top foods in terms of taste..


I wish pharmacon DID invent a cure for heart disease/ diabetus/ cancer/ stroke/ arthritis/ obesity/ osteoporosis/ which eating meat and grease causes,  But they have not..

So, You have to strike a deal at some point..

What's so fatty about steak?

Steaks are 20%-30% fat by mass.


Most people eat 12-16 ounce steaks, 340g-454g.  That's 85 grams of fat to 113 grams.



When you go beyond 22g of fats per day..  you have a 100% probability arteriosclerosis,  they've autopsied the latest (post 2000) children generation eating standard 'western diets,  and found arterial plaque.

[AMongoose]

Most people eat 12-16 ounce steaks, 340g-454g.  That's 85 grams of fat to 113 grams.

Do people really eat a steak that big regularly in the US?
If I have a 150g steak I consider myself quite full. Usually I have about 100g of meat per meal.

[tp4tissue]

Most people eat 12-16 ounce steaks, 340g-454g.  That's 85 grams of fat to 113 grams.

Do people really eat a steak that big regularly in the US?
If I have a 150g steak I consider myself quite full. Usually I have about 100g of meat per meal.

For kids we have the 8 ounce..

But people who are going out to eat (given economic means)  would get at least a 12 ounce


But this is PRE-cooked weight..  SO after cooking and water loss,  The Fat is still there,  but the water is gone, so you can eat more of it.

meats lose ~25% of water weight after cooking.

A 12 ounce would only come in at 8,  and a 16 would come in at 12


When I used to go to wendy's, I've seen kids these days, 9- 10 year old, round ones,  eat 2x wendy's triple stacks.

That's around 300 grams of meat.. 1300 calories from fat.

[AMongoose]

Most people eat 12-16 ounce steaks, 340g-454g.  That's 85 grams of fat to 113 grams.

Do people really eat a steak that big regularly in the US?
If I have a 150g steak I consider myself quite full. Usually I have about 100g of meat per meal.

For kids we have the 8 ounce..

But people who are going out to eat (given economic means)  would get at least a 12 ounce


But this is PRE-cooked weight..  SO after cooking and water loss,  The Fat is still there,  but the water is gone, so you can eat more of it.

meats lose ~25% of water weight after cooking.

A 12 ounce would only come in at 8,  and a 16 would come in at 12

Yeah i assumed it was before cooking.

That is a lot. I only eat that much meat on Christmas and Easter.

[tp4tissue]

Yeah i assumed it was before cooking.

That is a lot. I only eat that much meat on Christmas and Easter.

American Portions are probably the biggest out there..

Youtube,  Heart Attack Grill..

[f32h80fsd08h34r5]

WOW! I thought I was the only one!

It's such a nice quiet snack for those late night (whatever you do) sessions.

  Corn Rocks!

[tp4tissue]

WOW! I thought I was the only one!

It's such a nice quiet snack for those late night (whatever you do) sessions.

  Corn Rocks!

Yea, the difference is huge between canned veggies..


Corn is pretty much the only good one.


Things like canned string beans, broccoli cabbage, bamboo,  asparagus,  mushroom,   all taste bad..

[f32h80fsd08h34r5]

WOW! I thought I was the only one!

It's such a nice quiet snack for those late night (whatever you do) sessions.

  Corn Rocks!

Yea, the difference is huge between canned veggies..


Corn is pretty much the only good one.


Things like canned string beans, broccoli cabbage, bamboo,  asparagus,  mushroom,   all taste bad..

Only on very few occasions, when my supply of corn runs dry. I have been put in a situation where I chose to eat cold canned Chef Boyardee
ravioli...

Needless to say the Chef delivered  (it was'nt bad)

[tp4tissue]

Only on very few occasions, when my supply of corn runs dry. I have been put in a situation where I chose to eat cold canned Chef Boyardee
ravioli...

Needless to say the Chef delivered  (it was'nt bad)

Before I became hipster,  I used to add the canned corn water to my ramen cooking water..  to give my Ramen + 10 c0rn P0wer Up.

[f32h80fsd08h34r5]

Only on very few occasions, when my supply of corn runs dry. I have been put in a situation where I chose to eat cold canned Chef Boyardee
ravioli...

Needless to say the Chef delivered  (it was'nt bad)

Before I became hipster,  I used to add the canned corn water to my ramen cooking water..  to give my Ramen + 10 c0rn P0wer Up.

After reading your quote I realized how ****ed up my grammar and spelling was in my last reply. That's the last time I try to post from mobile lol.

[chyros]

Only on very few occasions, when my supply of corn runs dry. I have been put in a situation where I chose to eat cold canned Chef Boyardee
ravioli...

Needless to say the Chef delivered  (it was'nt bad)

Before I became hipster,  I used to add the canned corn water to my ramen cooking water..  to give my Ramen + 10 c0rn P0wer Up.

Gross D:!

[tp4tissue]

Only on very few occasions, when my supply of corn runs dry. I have been put in a situation where I chose to eat cold canned Chef Boyardee
ravioli...

Needless to say the Chef delivered  (it was'nt bad)

Before I became hipster,  I used to add the canned corn water to my ramen cooking water..  to give my Ramen + 10 c0rn P0wer Up.

After reading your quote I realized how ****ed up my grammar and spelling was in my last reply. That's the last time I try to post from mobile lol.

what ?

ur enlish greatest..

Tp4 don't speak near good's u ..

[iLLucionist]

Is it Monsanto corn? Coz then you in trouble boi..

First hit on "monsanto corn health issues":

http://responsibletechnology.org/allfraud/genetically-modified-corn-study-reveals-health-damage-and-cover-up/

[tp4tissue]

Is it Monsanto corn? Coz then you in trouble boi..

First hit on "monsanto corn health issues":

http://responsibletechnology.org/allfraud/genetically-modified-corn-study-reveals-health-damage-and-cover-up/

Too p00r to afford non-gmo corn..

What do..

[chyros]

CAWRN

No seriously. Sweetcorn sucks giant donkey **** through a straw.