Ads you will NEVER see in the GH classifieds

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

Was just thinking: what's an ad that you would NEVER see in the GH classifieds, and I thought it would make an amusing thread. So, I'll start it off with this:


An ad you'll never see: [WTB] Used Lube

[noisyturtle]

[WTS] Clacks @ retail prices

~ to be fair, I never see them.

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

[WTS] Clacks @ retail prices

~ to be fair, I never see them.

I knew someone was going to say that...


[WTS] Cheetos, Doritos, and KFC

[SpAmRaY]

[WTS] Clacks @ retail prices

~ to be fair, I never see them.

Pretty sure I have.

AND the used lube....well....you might could sell a partial bottle or something

[CPTBadAss]

[LF] A good time

[Lastpilot]

[WTB] Any KMAC

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

Here's one that you might actually see, but I've never seen it personally:

[WTB] One CC Gnome

[regack]

[WTS] Corpses of mummified mice (still in the traps)

Traps included.  You pay shipping.  Free latex-free exam gloves (unused).

[JPG]

[WTS] NIB Kishsaver

[Wildcard]

 [WTB] MX Gummyrot Green Skull - Found

It just won't happen

[paicrai]

[LF] Waffle Pattern XXS Condoms

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

[LF] Dingo (I just had a baby)

[keymaster]

[WTS] Industrial SSK @ $100
[WTB] Daily Dose of Sunlight

[Novus]

[WTB] Utorrent

[AKIMbO]

[LF] Dingo (I just had a baby)

/thread....I just lost it.

[kenmai9]

WTS Toxic set

[keymaster]

[WTB] SP DoubleShot Sets (no filthy GMK pls)

[SpAmRaY]

[WTT] Fast Typing for Selfies

[Zeal]

Was just thinking: what's an ad that you would NEVER see in the GH classifieds, and I thought it would make an amusing thread. So, I'll start it off with this:


An ad you'll never see: [WTB] Used Lube

It just happened (close enough, right? ):
http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=54792.0

[paicrai]

WTB African American children

[IvanIvanovich]

[FS] IvanIvanovich hates all things Cherry  - entire collection sale.

[JPG]

[FS] IvanIvanovich hates all things Cherry  - entire collection sale.

[FS] mkawa is selling something he has not found laying around when cleaning his apartment.

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

[FS] Microsoft Windows Sells His Computer Collection

[Air tree]

(WTB) Air tree ACTUALLY buying a HHKB!

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

You'll never see me post this ad:

[WTB] NIB Realforce 87U

[jdcarpe]

[LF] Dingo (I just had a baby)

I can't decide if that an A Cry in the Dark reference, or a Seinfeld reference...

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

[LF] Dingo (I just had a baby)

I can't decide if that an A Cry in the Dark reference, or a Seinfeld reference...

Wasn't intending for any specific reference, but if I had to choose, it'd be referencing Seinfeld

[heedpantsnow]

 

Was just thinking: what's an ad that you would NEVER see in the GH classifieds, and I thought it would make an amusing thread. So, I'll start it off with this:


An ad you'll never see: [WTB] Used Lube

It just happened (close enough, right? ):
http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=54792.0

Should I add latex gloves to my ad? 

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

Was just thinking: what's an ad that you would NEVER see in the GH classifieds, and I thought it would make an amusing thread. So, I'll start it off with this:


An ad you'll never see: [WTB] Used Lube

It just happened (close enough, right? ):
http://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=54792.0

Should I add latex gloves to my ad? 

[FS] Lightly used latex gloves - only used in one prostate exam!

[heedpantsnow]

Guys feel free to BUMP IT anytime you want

[CPTBadAss]

[WTB] Captain BadAss Wants a Topre Board.

[do_Og@n]

[WTS] Logic, [WTB] More Logic

[heedpantsnow]

[WTB] Captain BadAss Wants a Topre Board.

+1 that's a Pandora's box I will never open

[paicrai]

[FS] Wingus Dingus

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

[WTS] Logic, [WTB] More Logic

[WTT] Logic For CCs

[demik]

I want to say something mean but I'll get banned

[Wildcard]

[WTS] Demik's Wu-Tang Collection

[paicrai]

[LF] Viruses

[AKIMbO]

[LF] Dingo (I just had a baby)

I can't decide if that an A Cry in the Dark reference, or a Seinfeld reference...

It's a reference within a reference within a reference.  Referenceception.

[Novus]

[WTT] Keyboards for hanky panky

[paicrai]

[WTB] "Stems"

[Zeal]

[WTB] "Stems"

Who wouldn't want vintage Black stems?...Or White?...Or Brown?

[Lastpilot]

[WTB] Captain BadAss Wants a Topre Board.

[WTB] Lastpilot Wants ISO kits

[paicrai]

[WTB] "Stems"

Who wouldn't want vintage Black stems?...Or White?...Or Brown?

vintage black "stems"
 

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

[WTB] "Stems"

Who wouldn't want vintage Black stems?...Or White?...Or Brown?

vintage black "stems"
 

[WTB] Green stems (and I'm not talking about Cherry stems)

[HPE1000]

[WTB] "Stems"

Who wouldn't want vintage Black stems?...Or White?...Or Brown?

vintage black "stems"
 

[WTB] Green stems (and I'm not talking about Cherry stems)

There was that one time.. It was being sold off of amazon, it got deleted though, for obvious reasons. XD

It was more of a great find thread I guess lol

[Zeal]

[WTB] "Stems"

Who wouldn't want vintage Black stems?...Or White?...Or Brown?

vintage black "stems"
 

[WTB] Green stems (and I'm not talking about Cherry stems)

There was that one time.. It was being sold off of amazon, it got deleted though, for obvious reasons. XD

It was more of a great find thread I guess lol

I think I remember reading that thread.  )

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

[WTB] "Stems"

Who wouldn't want vintage Black stems?...Or White?...Or Brown?

vintage black "stems"
 

[WTB] Green stems (and I'm not talking about Cherry stems)

There was that one time.. It was being sold off of amazon, it got deleted though, for obvious reasons. XD

It was more of a great find thread I guess lol

I think I remember reading that thread.  )

Same here... that was a good thread...

On that note: [WTB] Used Bong Water

[ianxblog]

[WTB] Utorrent

Actually you could buy an used license from another user. Or something like that :O

[Lastpilot]

Profosist selling new assembling services lololol.

[demik]

Profosist selling new assembling services lololol.

Oh snap!

[Fs] Redline Professional packaging services

[heedpantsnow]

[WTB] Chinese shipping services

[SpAmRaY]

[FA] 'insert name of anything'

[Binge]

[FF] Milled Titanium Cases by order

[Michael]

[Fs] Redline Professional packaging services

hue

[hwood34]

[WTT] CC for dyesub novelty caps

[HoffmanMyster]

[WTB] Captain BadAss Wants a Topre Board.

[WTS] Topre Board, Only Available to CPTBadAss

[nar]

[WTB] Membrane Keyboard

[Hak Foo]

[Group Buy] HP OEM keyboards.

[Pacifist]

[Group Buy] HP OEM keyboards.

No, a GB for one of those 100% rubber boards

[Hak Foo]

No, the rubber boards have one narrow use-case-- roll them up and keep them in your tools-and-parts "emergency box" for when someone NEEDS to enter a password to log into a machine, but has spilled an entire Blue Squishy into their existing board.

[paicrai]

[WTT] Friends

[YoungMichael88]

[WTB] TP4 wants Ergo Dox

[paicrai]

[WTT] Blacks

[Zeal]

[WTB] TP4 wants Ergo Dox

Shouldn't it be:
[WTB] TP4 looking for any non-ergodox keyboards

[nar]

[WTB] TP4 wants Ergo Dox

Shouldn't it be:
[WTB] TP4 looking for any non-ergodox keyboards

Add in this for good measure:
[WTT] TP4 trading all his cherry keyboards for topres

[do_Og@n]

[WTT] Obama for Bush

[Zeal]

[WTT] Obama for Bush

Shots fired.

[riotonthebay]

[WTT] Obama for Bush

Shots fired.

Mission accomplished!

[Zeal]

[WTT] Obama for Bush

Shots fired.

Mission accomplished!

icwatudidthar )

[Binge]

[FS] Hot Gamer Girlfriend (Cooks, cleans, plays games, and polite) Super Kawaii!

[Wildcard]

[WTB] Captain BadAss Wants a Topre Board.

[WTS] Topre Board, Only Available to CPTBadAss

I'm so doing this

[Dubsgalore]

[WTS] G80-2000

[WTS] G80-3500

[WTB] used o-rings, preferably bootleg ones from china

[WTS] 356CL

[WTS] MX Julysicle QuadPack

[Wildcard]

[WTB] MX Gummyrot Green Skull - Found

Sorry have to take this one off

[SpAmRaY]

[WTS] G80-2000

[WTS] G80-3500

[WTB] used o-rings, preferably bootleg ones from china

[WTS] 356CL

[WTS] MX Julysicle QuadPack

Just wait until you find Ms. Dubs

[Wildcard]

[WTS] G80-2000

[WTS] G80-3500

[WTB] used o-rings, preferably bootleg ones from china

[WTS] 356CL

[WTS] MX Julysicle QuadPack

Just wait until you find Ms. Dubs

 )

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

[WTB] GeekHack

[SpAmRaY]

[WTB] GeekHack

[WTS] GeekHack

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

[WTB] GeekHack

[WTS] GeekHack

[WTT] GH for DT

[iri]

[WTT] soul for clacks

[iri]

[WTT] Blacks

[t2russo]

[WTT] soul for clacks

Yeah there's enough of that **** in the post your clack and clack info thread.

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

[WTT] soul for clacks

Yeah there's enough of that **** in the post your clack and clack info thread.

And in Clack Therapy...


[WTB] Custom Keycaps for Rubber Dome keyboards

[Melvang]

[FS] Hot Gamer Girlfriend (Cooks, cleans, plays games, and polite) Super Kawaii!

and knows how to build a keyboard from the ground up.

[katushkin]

[WTB] Black Widow with WASD keycaps.

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

[WTB] Black Widow with WASD keycaps.

Or just plain old [WTB] Black Widow.

[SpAmRaY]

[WTB] Black Widow with WASD keycaps.

Or just plain old [WTB] Black Widow.

Actually I think someone was looking for one recently.

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

[WTB] Black Widow with WASD keycaps.

Or just plain old [WTB] Black Widow.

Actually I think someone was looking for one recently.

Well I take that back then... and I'm quite surprised.  Was under the impression that BWs were generally unpopular around here...

[Melvang]

[WTB] Black Widow with WASD keycaps.

Or just plain old [WTB] Black Widow.

Actually I think someone was looking for one recently.

Well I take that back then... and I'm quite surprised.  Was under the impression that BWs were generally unpopular around here...

They are but in some countries it is about the only option for a decent priced much.

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

[WTB] Black Widow with WASD keycaps.

Or just plain old [WTB] Black Widow.

Actually I think someone was looking for one recently.

Well I take that back then... and I'm quite surprised.  Was under the impression that BWs were generally unpopular around here...

They are but in some countries it is about the only option for a decent priced much.

True... and I suppose that even a BW is better than a rubber dome...

[berserkfan]

WTT: Kishsaver for anything with Kailh switches

WTT: Beam Spring for contemporary mechanical keyboard. Monoprice and Razers most preferred.