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Offline kumori

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[IC] Grass Deskmat
« on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:34:23 »








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In collaboration with the earth, we have made the Grass Deskmat. Featuring a 4m thickness made from the highest quality of grass.
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Offline treeleaf64

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Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
« Reply #1 on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:35:15 »
April fool
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Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
« Reply #2 on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:39:41 »

Offline hali

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Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
« Reply #3 on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:40:48 »
i swear to god if i wake up and my lawn is missing

Offline MoonOperator

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Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
« Reply #4 on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:41:24 »
Love to support a local Canadian vendor, count me in!

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Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
« Reply #5 on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:44:32 »
yes

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Offline kumori

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Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
« Reply #8 on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 09:51:54 »
i swear to god if i wake up and my lawn is missing

i was planning to take your grass
sorry




Offline MrBIGEURO

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Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
« Reply #9 on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:03:15 »
In before cancellation!

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Offline Pach

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Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
« Reply #11 on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:05:32 »
mow lawn

Offline tr0yr0x

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Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
« Reply #12 on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:06:42 »
I like it. I will buy 10 mister kumori.

Offline jubei

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Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
« Reply #13 on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:07:27 »
Hi can you please let me know the Pantone or RAL of the darkest green shade. This will be a nice compliment to my iguanas

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Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
« Reply #14 on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:07:39 »
Dude!
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Offline kumori

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Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
« Reply #15 on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:09:48 »
Hi can you please let me know the Pantone or RAL of the darkest green shade. This will be a nice compliment to my iguanas

sorry we do not color match unfortunately, but we have picked pantone 7733 C for the color ;D




Offline Kwub

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Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
« Reply #16 on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:11:09 »
Very nice, always needed more landscape on my desk!

Offline DNWMN

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Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
« Reply #17 on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:16:41 »
is this fcfs??

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Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
« Reply #18 on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:20:22 »
any watering instructions?

Offline Extra Fox

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Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
« Reply #19 on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:22:55 »
Will this be done with Fawn Fescue or Kentucky Bluegrass.
Also, is it shade tolerant? I live in a basement.
A-a-ron

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Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
« Reply #20 on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:23:10 »
dog

Offline kumori

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Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
« Reply #21 on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:24:43 »
is this fcfs??

yes, sorry about that




Offline kumori

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Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
« Reply #22 on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:26:38 »
Will this be done with Fawn Fescue or Kentucky Bluegrass.
Also, is it shade tolerant? I live in a basement.

kentucky bluegrass, it is not shade tolerant; you will need to replace it once in a while ;D




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Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
« Reply #23 on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:37:00 »
will this be good for my gaming mechanical keyboard and my gaming mouse

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Offline kumori

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Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
« Reply #24 on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 10:40:03 »
will this be good for my gaming mechanical keyboard and my gaming mouse

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yes don't worry (there may be some insects included because i didn't do qc so they may go inside your keyboard)




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Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
« Reply #26 on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 11:00:05 »
 :thumb: :thumb: :thumb:

Offline jubei

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Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
« Reply #27 on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 11:16:48 »
Hi can you please let me know the Pantone or RAL of the darkest green shade. This will be a nice compliment to my iguanas

sorry we do not color match unfortunately, but we have picked pantone 7733 C for the color ;D

Okay, thanks. Iggy (my iguana) should be able to blend in.

Can you please let me know if this is Bermuda or Pensacola? He's allergic to the former and slightly to the latter. Also, is it tapered about 4mm thick or is this only 3mm? That 1mm makes a big difference

Update: Found out its Kentucky. Iggy will be happy.
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Offline kumori

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Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
« Reply #28 on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 11:35:22 »
Hi can you please let me know the Pantone or RAL of the darkest green shade. This will be a nice compliment to my iguanas

sorry we do not color match unfortunately, but we have picked pantone 7733 C for the color ;D

Okay, thanks. Iggy (my iguana) should be able to blend in.

Can you please let me know if this is Bermuda or Pensacola? He's allergic to the former and slightly to the latter. Also, is it tapered about 4mm thick or is this only 3mm? That 1mm makes a big difference

Update: Found out its Kentucky. Iggy will be happy.

4m, you can cut the excess off  :D




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Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
« Reply #29 on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 12:19:03 »
We had some of these on walls for air purification in a city nearby - for 558,000€ total.
Turns out they die when you don't water them and don't purify any air when they're dead.

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Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
« Reply #30 on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 12:32:12 »
Will someone just hurry up and go to home depot, get a piece of sod, and make this joke a reality? I want some pics of sod on a desk ASAP!

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Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
« Reply #31 on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 12:48:36 »
Have anything else other than lawn grass ?   :)

Offline kumori

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Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
« Reply #32 on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 12:50:40 »
Have anything else other than lawn grass ?   :)

you can just lawn it off and seed your own grass




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Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
« Reply #33 on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 13:11:20 »
do you know if this is machine washable? I don't wanna worry about spilling coffee on it

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Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
« Reply #34 on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 13:12:32 »
what if my dog poops on it by accident

Offline kumori

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Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
« Reply #35 on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 13:22:31 »
do you know if this is machine washable? I don't wanna worry about spilling coffee on it

you can just wash it with a hose or leave it outside when it rains and air dry :)




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Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
« Reply #36 on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 13:22:53 »
what if my dog poops on it by accident

buy a new one (or just clean it off)







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Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
« Reply #40 on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 13:37:19 »
I, the Sect leader of the Taobao Sect, approve of this group buy! I shall buy 10 grass mats for my 7 outer disciples, and 3 inner disciples to cultivate the secret arts left by the ancient ancestors of the Taobao Sect, the Razer Green Switch Void Array.

Offline Herothran

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Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
« Reply #41 on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 16:18:34 »
Is there a kit for a small lawnmower or yard decorations? Am I going to have a problem with morning dew on my keyboard?


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Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
« Reply #42 on: Thu, 01 April 2021, 16:46:49 »
Could you consider soft left buffalo grass, or bermuda grass instead?

A grassy wrist rest collab would be nice too.

(Funny enough I bought a coaster made out of astroturf last week)

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Re: [IC] Grass Deskmat
« Reply #43 on: Fri, 02 April 2021, 04:05:59 »
Can I have UK ISO Grass added please.
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