Author Topic: Glitter should be illegal. !! (Read 3448 times)

tp4tissue · « **on:** Mon, 17 December 2018, 20:10:42 »

Why isn't this a law yet ?

I've washed my hands 5 times already..

noisyturtle · « **Reply #1 on:** Mon, 17 December 2018, 20:16:12 »

tp confirmed porch snatcher

JP · « **Reply #2 on:** Mon, 17 December 2018, 21:17:33 »

Stay away from those clubs TP4.

Kavik · « **Reply #3 on:** Mon, 17 December 2018, 23:45:00 »

Quote from: noisyturtle on Mon, 17 December 2018, 20:16:12

tp confirmed porch snatcher

He should have made it a literal bomb instead of a glitter bomb.

Findecanor · « **Reply #4 on:** Tue, 18 December 2018, 03:50:23 »

Glitter is banned from many movie sets and production of props precisely because it is so hard to detect and remove. It is so hard to avoid even the smallest a speck of glitter showing up on camera.

CommonCurt · « **Reply #5 on:** Tue, 18 December 2018, 07:37:34 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 17 December 2018, 20:10:42

Why isn't this a law yet ?

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I've washed my hands 5 times already..

Tell me about it. I have a 7yr old daughter.
They put that **** on kids dresses now.
I still can't get it all the way out of my car.

no, the other guy · « **Reply #6 on:** Tue, 18 December 2018, 09:21:48 »

Unnecessarily large turquoise text should be illegal. !!
Why isn't this a law yet ?

tp4tissue · « **Reply #7 on:** Tue, 18 December 2018, 11:47:45 »

Quote from: CommonCurt on Tue, 18 December 2018, 07:37:34

Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 17 December 2018, 20:10:42
Why isn't this a law yet ?

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I've washed my hands 5 times already..
Tell me about it. I have a 7yr old daughter.
They put that **** on kids dresses now.
I still can't get it all the way out of my car.

There must be some sort of organized Glitter Syndicate perpetuating this plague upon humanity. .

tp4tissue · « **Reply #8 on:** Tue, 18 December 2018, 11:48:07 »

Quote from: no, the other guy on Tue, 18 December 2018, 09:21:48

Unnecessarily large turquoise text should be illegal. !!
Why isn't this a law yet ?

Correction, TEAL.. !!

FrostyToast · « **Reply #9 on:** Tue, 18 December 2018, 15:24:39 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Tue, 18 December 2018, 11:48:07

Quote from: no, the other guy on Tue, 18 December 2018, 09:21:48
Unnecessarily large turquoise text should be illegal. !!
Why isn't this a law yet ?

Correction, TEAL.. !!

So you do agree?

ThoughtArtist · « **Reply #10 on:** Tue, 18 December 2018, 20:09:29 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 17 December 2018, 20:10:42

Why isn't this a law yet ?

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I've washed my hands 5 times already..

YOu have to lick it off

tp4tissue · « **Reply #11 on:** Tue, 18 December 2018, 20:37:07 »

Quote from: ThoughtArtist on Tue, 18 December 2018, 20:09:29

Quote from: tp4tissue on Mon, 17 December 2018, 20:10:42
Why isn't this a law yet ?

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I've washed my hands 5 times already..

YOu have to lick it off

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xtrafrood · « **Reply #12 on:** Tue, 18 December 2018, 20:41:00 »

After reading the comments, part of me wonders how long before someone does some stupid copy cat **** that gets them arrested. Bear spray?! ACID?! Outside really IS bad.

"I got sued out of my house because I made a package thief trap with <insert dumbass idea here>."

Glitter was (and still is) an excellent choice. Much more diabolical--even one of the 'victims' of the trap mentioned what his gf would say about all the glitter.

JP · « **Reply #13 on:** Tue, 18 December 2018, 22:23:30 »

I was cursed by glitter today

I opened an envelope to be greeted with a Christmas card covered in glitter.

FrostyToast · « **Reply #14 on:** Tue, 18 December 2018, 22:25:50 »

Quote from: csmertx on Tue, 18 December 2018, 20:41:00

After reading the comments, part of me wonders how long before someone does some stupid copy cat **** that gets them arrested. Bear spray?! ACID?! Outside really IS bad.

"I got sued out of my house because I made a package thief trap with <insert dumbass idea here>."

Glitter was (and still is) an excellent choice. Much more diabolical--even one of the 'victims' of the trap mentioned what his gf would say about all the glitter.

I would have mixed maple syrup in there or something. Haunt their house with fabulous sparkling ants.

JP · « **Reply #15 on:** Tue, 18 December 2018, 23:58:04 »

How about a glitter bomb infused with skunk essence to ward off package thieves and small childrens?

atarione · « **Reply #16 on:** Wed, 19 December 2018, 01:43:48 »

Quote from: JP on Tue, 18 December 2018, 23:58:04

How about a glitter bomb infused with skunk essence to ward off package thieves and small childrens?

the glitter bomb has a stink-spray component also.. I'm still wondering what the odds are on that dude getting sue by one of the package thieving jerks it blows up on is?

xtrafrood · « **Reply #17 on:** Wed, 19 December 2018, 10:45:01 »

Quote from: FrostyToast on Tue, 18 December 2018, 22:25:50

Quote from: csmertx on Tue, 18 December 2018, 20:41:00
After reading the comments, part of me wonders how long before someone does some stupid copy cat **** that gets them arrested. Bear spray?! ACID?! Outside really IS bad.

"I got sued out of my house because I made a package thief trap with <insert dumbass idea here>."

Glitter was (and still is) an excellent choice. Much more diabolical--even one of the 'victims' of the trap mentioned what his gf would say about all the glitter.

I would have mixed maple syrup in there or something. Haunt their house with fabulous sparkling ants.

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9999hp · « **Reply #18 on:** Fri, 21 December 2018, 09:19:17 »

I thought the fart spray was an excellent touch

JP · « **Reply #19 on:** Fri, 21 December 2018, 10:41:45 »

Imagine if this package dispensed cocaine mixed with glitter and then phoned the police

) I guess this would be illegal glitter.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #20 on:** Fri, 21 December 2018, 11:11:47 »

Quote from: JP on Fri, 21 December 2018, 10:41:45

Imagine if this package dispensed cocaine mixed with glitter and then phoned the police ) I guess this would be illegal glitter.

/headscratch..

Jp is clearly on the drugs.. if he could imagine such an absurdly casual situation involving cocaine.

JP · « **Reply #21 on:** Fri, 21 December 2018, 11:19:11 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 21 December 2018, 11:11:47

Quote from: JP on Fri, 21 December 2018, 10:41:45
Imagine if this package dispensed cocaine mixed with glitter and then phoned the police ) I guess this would be illegal glitter.

/headscratch..

Jp is clearly on the drugs.. if he could imagine such an absurdly casual situation involving cocaine.

Hmm...if only I could casually add ~~hookers~~ entertainers and blackjack into this sort of situation.

tp4tissue · « **Reply #22 on:** Fri, 21 December 2018, 11:30:25 »

Quote from: JP on Fri, 21 December 2018, 11:19:11

Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 21 December 2018, 11:11:47
Quote from: JP on Fri, 21 December 2018, 10:41:45
Imagine if this package dispensed cocaine mixed with glitter and then phoned the police ) I guess this would be illegal glitter.

/headscratch..

Jp is clearly on the drugs.. if he could imagine such an absurdly casual situation involving cocaine.

Hmm...if only I could casually add ~~hookers~~ entertainers and blackjack into this sort of situation.

JP · « **Reply #23 on:** Fri, 21 December 2018, 17:23:38 »

Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 21 December 2018, 11:11:47

/headscratch..
Jp is clearly on the drugs.. if he could imagine such an absurdly casual situation involving cocaine.

I think the glitter is kicking in... $:-\$

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Author Topic: Glitter should be illegal. !! (Read 3448 times)