Both me and my dad seem to remember something about 2 girls pretending to hump each other. And I guess I said something frowned upon... Hard to believe, I know...
Was there 1 cup involved?
Had you just watched A Requiem for a dream?
I don't remember anything but that it was in biology and 2 girls were pretending to hump each other... I wish I could remember what I said... I bet it was hilarious...tell some more stories!
I can't find the plaque with the pipe...
$800 apartment credit, $50 card.
My school records have things that would SHOCK you to the point that you would say I'm lying. Some of the things I did do, and some of the things I didn't do. The things I didn't do people made up - but because it was believable from the things I did do they would take their word... The bastards had themselves a nice game of "make up the most elaborate hoax to get me in trouble"... The police know me by name...
My dad would have a hard time in the parent meetings. He had to keep himself from laughing at the things that I said. Funny is funny, but not to teachers and especially principals... My mom didn't think they were funny either...
I only opened 1 envelope and got that surprise. I wonder how many other envelopes got thrown out with better ones.
And yes, it was me who pissed in the garbage cans in "that" room. They could never prove it was me. I did that for weeks (if not months).
tell some more stories!
Did you go to a school in the 1900's?he went to school in 'murica!
Did you go to a school in the 1900's?he went to school in 'murica!
Don't let your eyes wander when you're bored in science class. They may accidentally land upon the thong being eaten by theSo, did you tell them the truth why you shrieked? :Dfat chick'swhale's asscrack in front of you. Causing you to come out of your daydreaming and scream agirlymanly shriek of horror. At which time the entire class and teacher stop and look at you and ask what's wrong/if you want to contribute something.
Moral of the story - Pick a place to look, and keep it there.
all this means nothing when you can buy cheap top loader washers!Did you go to a school in the 1900's?he went to school in 'murica!
Ah, the land of being politically correct, corrupt politicians, and suing everybody and everything because it's your fault and not my own.
all this means nothing when you can buy cheap top loader washers!Did you go to a school in the 1900's?he went to school in 'murica!
Ah, the land of being politically correct, corrupt politicians, and suing everybody and everything because it's your fault and not my own.
So in the middle of MATH, he just took his pants off, scooted his ass off the back of the bench and started sh!tting.
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I only have one story like that.my god... You must've had such a fun school life... Lucky b@stard!
So in middle school China, everyone is afraid of the teacher. cept a few of us that had parents overseas. This is because we know we could never REALLY be punished..
We all sat on flat benches with no backs in the class rooms.
One of my buddies wanted to go to the bathroom, but because he was part of the trouble makers crowd, the teacher didn't let him as punishment.. He looked at me, and I remarked, fu(k this *****...
So in the middle of MATH, he just took his pants off, scooted his ass off the back of the bench and started sh!tting.
I greatly regretted not stopping him as this was a hott summer month, and it smelled terrible..
The teacher started crying and didn't come back to the school for a month.
sure. the country is that perfect.all this means nothing when you can buy cheap top loader washers!Did you go to a school in the 1900's?he went to school in 'murica!
Ah, the land of being politically correct, corrupt politicians, and suing everybody and everything because it's your fault and not my own.
Is this really what you're missing most in Russia?
sure. the country is that perfect.all this means nothing when you can buy cheap top loader washers!Did you go to a school in the 1900's?he went to school in 'murica!
Ah, the land of being politically correct, corrupt politicians, and suing everybody and everything because it's your fault and not my own.
Is this really what you're missing most in Russia?
sure. the country is that perfect.all this means nothing when you can buy cheap top loader washers!Did you go to a school in the 1900's?he went to school in 'murica!
Ah, the land of being politically correct, corrupt politicians, and suing everybody and everything because it's your fault and not my own.
Is this really what you're missing most in Russia?
Honestly, I almost believe you. When people are water skiing under horsepower (literally), with bikini babes idly watching it all unfold, we've come pretty close to paradise, no? :DShow Image(http://i.imgur.com/Fo5xj3w.jpg)
Also, apologies to Ed for the hijack. I'd add something on topic, but I wasn't nearly as much of a badass in school as you were.
Guy on the horse is not wearing a seatbelt.sure. every horse rider should wear a seatbelt in case airbag doesn't work.
and always mix antifreeze with the water so it doesn't overheat. ;)Guy on the horse is not wearing a seatbelt.sure. every horse rider should wear a seatbelt in case airbag doesn't work.
and always mix antifreeze with the water so it doesn't overheat. ;)Guy on the horse is not wearing a seatbelt.sure. every horse rider should wear a seatbelt in case airbag doesn't work.
not my story but a kid in my grade went to a basketball game with a bunch of hamsters in his pocket and let them loose in the school. the janitor found them over a period of a few days and brought them to the biology room where they lived there for a few weeks. The kid had the balls to go to the teacher and ask for his hamsters back....
another kid took a **** in his hand and smeared it all over the 1 week old new imac g4s screen but i think he had mental issues...
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Holy crap! Rowdy joined on my 60th birthday!
And he now has 20K posts?