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Offline Halverson

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #100 on: Tue, 16 April 2013, 21:11:25 »
Sharks with wings, may steal your things. But not humanly possessions, only lungs and organs. (A traditional girlshark hymn)

Aren't lungs organs?  Also, aren't organs humanly possessions?

Yes lungs are organs, but so are other organs. Just lungs more often taken than others.

And technically they are not possessions, because you just have them. Not something one can gain, usually. Humanly possessions generally refer to keyboard related items my child.

I think you underestimate the blackest of markets, the organ harvesting market.

We just choose to ignore it, it makes our religion make more sense. Ignorance is bliss Sir King Klaxon.

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« Reply #101 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 00:09:29 »
neither, he's santa girlbro wizshark.

am i late to the party?
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« Reply #102 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 00:19:05 »
neither, he's santa girlbro wizshark.

am i late to the party?

Bout time you got here. We got pizza n beers, join the fun.

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« Reply #103 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 00:25:58 »
demik! Nice to see you here!
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #104 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 00:27:38 »
neither, he's santa girlbro wizshark.

am i late to the party?




aweeeee yeeeeee. nice to see you, brother milky

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« Reply #105 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 00:32:54 »
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« Reply #106 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 00:36:45 »
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« Reply #110 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 00:44:57 »
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Damn porpoise! Think they're sooooo cute when they mate with cows!!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #111 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 00:46:26 »
Are you related to:



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« Reply #112 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 00:50:36 »
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Distant relative. The last of his family actually. Who knew how tasty a pig-shark would be!

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« Reply #113 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 00:53:41 »
neither, he's santa girlbro wizshark.

am i late to the party?




aweeeee yeeeeee. nice to see you, brother milky

may the force be with you
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« Reply #115 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 07:27:24 »
^^demik in da house (of Halverson).
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« Reply #117 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 09:51:06 »
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« Reply #118 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 09:52:24 »
Such beautiful images. Bringing tears to my eyes.

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« Reply #120 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 10:00:56 »
Such beautiful images. Bringing tears to my eyes.
Look at your weak god now. He cries like a girlyman.

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« Reply #121 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 10:06:16 »
Crying is not a sign of weakness, it's a sign of love, compassion, emotions.

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« Reply #122 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 10:20:28 »
broken links by moose so must save thread with more shark pics
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #123 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 10:22:56 »
where's the shark in your pic flynn?

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« Reply #124 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 10:27:14 »
where's the shark in your pic flynn?

Who cares....meow-quack!

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« Reply #125 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 10:27:45 »
its da shirt ninja man. stop getting distracted
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« Reply #128 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 10:37:09 »
d'awww

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« Reply #129 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 10:37:38 »
Read from right to left. Such a beautiful song!

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« Reply #130 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 10:40:13 »
Holy Halverson! demik is alive!

neither, he's santa girlbro wizshark.

am i late to the party?
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Re: Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #131 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 10:42:23 »
Holy Halverson! demik is alive!
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« Reply #132 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 10:43:02 »
Brother milky, came out of the shadows briefly.

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« Reply #133 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 10:44:08 »
Got off his bike long enough to post.
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« Reply #134 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 10:44:41 »
He probably posted from his bike, actually. ;D
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #135 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 10:45:10 »
So... Saint Demik, share more wisdom brother!

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« Reply #136 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 14:17:33 »
Moar relatives?  Lesser deities?







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« Reply #137 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 14:24:05 »
First one is another deity, the godshark of war.
Second is just a bear-shark, distant relative.
Third is lesser beings. Sort of merfolk. Just don't have the power of a shark.

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« Reply #138 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 14:45:44 »
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #139 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 15:50:38 »
First one is another deity, the godshark of war.
Second is just a bear-shark, distant relative.
Third is lesser beings. Sort of merfolk. Just don't have the power of a shark.

isn't swimming one of the powers of a shark?

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« Reply #140 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 17:15:58 »
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Re: Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #141 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 19:59:15 »
broken links by moose so must save thread with more shark pics
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« Reply #142 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 20:00:18 »
This is the best church

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« Reply #143 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 20:03:25 »
Finally! A church I can truly believe in!
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« Reply #144 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 20:11:13 »
Believe in Borscht!!!! Embrace the shark!! Convert your family!!!
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« Reply #145 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 21:46:38 »
Christians have Easter and Christmas. We have Shark Week.
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« Reply #146 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 21:49:58 »
Christians have Easter and Christmas. We have Shark Week.

Tell me more about this....Shark Week oh wise one

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« Reply #147 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 22:11:54 »

time to educate the layman about the Church of Halverson

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« Reply #148 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 22:36:30 »
^^demik in da house (of Halverson).

mmmty! i seen your ducky keychain thread. they do not understand your trolling :(

with that said, since we are posting tributes to Shark Jesus, check out this religious tattoo. SharkMary with Baby SharkJesus in it's mouth.
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« Reply #149 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 22:41:09 »
mmmty! i seen your ducky keychain thread. they do not understand your trolling :(

with that said, since we are posting tributes to Shark Jesus, check out this religious tattoo. SharkMary with Baby SharkJesus in it's mouth.
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I understand mmmty's trolling and wow that tattoo is hot! I need to get something on my underarm now :)