Amber Lamps.
LOL, I see what you did there
Honestly, Alps Ambers are my favorite switch, to date.
NOTHING quite feels as satisfying as that almost
crunch like click. It's honestly the most substantial click I've
ever encountered, and I've fallen in love. Gateron Blue and Green feel wimpy in comparison... and I'll not lie... Aside from Gateron Blue and Green, and a few Cherry MX Blues and some other random stuff in computer shops, I've not encountered too many clicky switches. I have a Chicony keyboard with Aristotle switches, and while they sound and feel nice, they still don't have the same kind of feel as Ambers (and the Chicony keyboard itself doesn't feel very beefy. Though my sample set isn't a grand as some people here, what I do know, Is I've found something I love!
Alps Amber love forever!