Haha! I'm still mapping out mine.
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(http://geekhack.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=7699&stc=1&d=1265254076)
I suspect that mapping to "Cars You Drive" or "Did Obama Fake His Birth Certificate" may also work.
File is attached if anyone wants to play with it (rename from .txt to .pptx).
Then where do Cherry MY keys map out to, near Cherry Blue (but in between them and Alps/Buckling Spring) ? I've got no problem with them and they feel like they should take a beating.
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Ahh, if only qualifying a customer's requirements were this easy! Not a bad start though;)