My boss (played by Robert Dinero) - "Dansor, you are the only developer that can fix this bug! Please do it on my computer so I can see you work your magic."
Me (played by me) - "I can do that. Give me one moment."
--returns shortly dressed in an all-black suit and sunglasses. Sets black briefcase on desk in front of him, unsnaps the latches, and opens it to reveal an awesome keyboard.
-- Plugs keyboard into computer.
-- Without looking up, says "I can do this, but you are going to need to to follow my instructions precisely. Now, I will need two jugs of milk and some cookies. Let's get to work.
End scene