EATING AT THE COMPUTER

[kenmai9]

I have a keyboard tray.. so I just slide it under my desk when I eat and watch netflix. Not that difficult lol.

[microsoft windows]

Does your keyboard tray have room for a mouse on it too? I always hated keyboard trays since I would always have to put the mouse someplace else on the table, usually in an uncomfortable position.

[Computer-Lab in Basement]

My desk has a very wide "keyboard" tray, but I don't like using it. I just put my mouse/KB on the top of the desk.

[microsoft windows]

I HAVE RECENTLY TAKEN UP EATING HOT DOGS AT MY COMPUTER. IT IS AN EXCELLENT HABIT AND I FULLY RECOMMEND IT!

[digi]

I HAVE RECENTLY TAKEN UP EATING HOT DOGS AT MY COMPUTER. IT IS AN EXCELLENT HABIT AND I FULLY RECOMMEND IT!

With all the vegan's running around we need more hotdog eaters at the keyboard

TAKE A STAND FOR HOTDOGGIN' AT THE KEYBOARD!!!

[microsoft windows]

I HAVE RECENTLY TAKEN UP EATING HOT DOGS AT MY COMPUTER. IT IS AN EXCELLENT HABIT AND I FULLY RECOMMEND IT!

With all the vegan's running around we need more hotdog eaters at the keyboard

TAKE A STAND FOR HOTDOGGIN' AT THE KEYBOARD!!!

THE VEGANS DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE MISSING (BESIDES THEIR BRAINS). HOT DOGS ARE THE WAY TO ROLL EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR! NO COMPUTER SHOULD BE LESS THAN THREE FEET FROM A HOT DOG.

[Findecanor]

Hot dogs don't have much taste in them, because it is mostly potato starch anyway.
There are perfectly fine vegetarian hot dogs around.

[tp4tissue]

Hot dogs don't have much taste in them, because it is mostly potato starch anyway.
There are perfectly fine vegetarian hot dogs around.

Not Name brand 'Murican Hotdogs..  Nathans for example..

It's not meat in the sense of "muscle meat" , it's only around 10-15% muscle, the rest is trimmings.

But it's still technically all animal parts..

[digi]

Hot dogs don't have much taste in them, because it is mostly potato starch anyway.
There are perfectly fine vegetarian hot dogs around.

Not Name brand 'Murican Hotdogs..  Nathans for example..

It's not meat in the sense of "muscle meat" , it's only around 10-15% muscle, the rest is trimmings.

But it's still technically all animal parts..

#AllAnimalPartsMatter

[microsoft windows]

##HOTDOGSMATTER WHEN YOU ARE #AT YOUR #KOMPUTTER

[rowdy]

I have just finished eating a ham sandwich at my computer.

[tp4tissue]

I have just finished eating a ham sandwich at my computer.

Tp4 only eats ham in the form of Spam Lite (low sodium)..  Love it. !!

+ Steamed short grain rice

+ Seasoned korea seaweed

+ Horsey Sauce

[OfTheWild]

Today I ate fried chicken at my desk at work for dinner. Solution? pinkies up keeps them clean for that fancy 2-finger typing  )

[tp4tissue]

Today I ate fried chicken at my desk at work for dinner. Solution? pinkies up keeps them clean for that fancy 2-finger typing  )

In asia, they give you these little plastic gloves to eat chicken with.

But that's really dumb,  because, they're actually so thin, the oil soaks through the damn gloves anyway..


So what was the point..

[OfTheWild]

lol thats no fun!

[rowdy]

I used to eat potato chips with chopsticks in front of my computer.  But my doctor criticised by diet so I stopped.  I still have the chopsticks.

[tp4tissue]

I used to eat potato chips with chopsticks in front of my computer.  But my doctor criticised by diet so I stopped.  I still have the chopsticks.

Hgggnnnn... Tp4 misses chipz..

[_rubik]

I'll eat at the computer fairly regularly. But... I HAVE to use chopsticks. Cheetos .. chopsticks. Pizza .. cut it up and use chopsticks. Can't get any grease or cheese on my fingers before I type.

Also... I vote microsoftwindows should keep digging up his old threads. It's a blast from the recent past.

[tp4tissue]

I'll eat at the computer fairly regularly. But... I HAVE to use chopsticks. Cheetos .. chopsticks. Pizza .. cut it up and use chopsticks. Can't get any grease or cheese on my fingers before I type.

Also... I vote microsoftwindows should keep digging up his old threads. It's a blast from the recent past.

ooof.. pizzza... oh...  why haven't they invented heart attack pillz yet..

[_rubik]

I'll eat at the computer fairly regularly. But... I HAVE to use chopsticks. Cheetos .. chopsticks. Pizza .. cut it up and use chopsticks. Can't get any grease or cheese on my fingers before I type.

Also... I vote microsoftwindows should keep digging up his old threads. It's a blast from the recent past.

ooof.. pizzza... oh...  why haven't they invented heart attack pillz yet..

Veggy with grilled chicken.... could be worse :shrug:

[tp4tissue]

Veggy with grilled chicken.... could be worse :shrug:

Welll.. the quantity of muscle meat is small.

Buhhhh.. the oils from the cheese.. and possibly pepperoni which is nearly all fat..


And  of course,  the deadly carcinogenic + Manbewb-genic properties of milk products.. hahahahahha

Manbewb, hilarious wurd..

[microsoft windows]

Veggy with grilled chicken.... could be worse :shrug:

Welll.. the quantity of muscle meat is small.

Buhhhh.. the oils from the cheese.. and possibly pepperoni which is nearly all fat..


And  of course,  the deadly carcinogenic + Manbewb-genic properties of milk products.. hahahahahha

Manbewb, hilarious wurd..

I CAN EAT ANYTHING WITHOUT GETTING CANCER BECAUSE MY COMPUTER HAS WINDOWS 3.1.

[tp4tissue]

I CAN EAT ANYTHING WITHOUT GETTING CANCER BECAUSE MY COMPUTER HAS WINDOWS 3.1.

What can window3.1 do for the average 'murican sporting stylish manbewbs due to high milk product consumption. ??

[DaBubbs]

Yeah I do it, but I always watch some video so I don't touch the mouse/keyboard at all.

x2. As long as I am not eating something too messy, I'll put on an interesting YouTube video. If it is something messy (or smelly), I eat it away from my desk.

[microsoft windows]

I CAN EAT ANYTHING WITHOUT GETTING CANCER BECAUSE MY COMPUTER HAS WINDOWS 3.1.

What can window3.1 do for the average 'murican sporting stylish manbewbs due to high milk product consumption. ??

YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND. WINDOWS 3.1 HAS MULTITUDES OF HEALTH BENEFITS WIDELY ACCEPTED BY 97% OF SCIENTISTS. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A SCIENCE DENIER!

[rowdy]

I used to eat potato chips with chopsticks in front of my computer.  But my doctor criticised by diet so I stopped.  I still have the chopsticks.

Hgggnnnn... Tp4 misses chipz..

Rowdy too.

[Tally810]

I wash or sanitize my hands before using my keyboard each time.  The thought of eating and using it drives me crazy.  Im kind of a freak i guess.

[tp4tissue]

I wash or sanitize my hands before using my keyboard each time.  The thought of eating and using it drives me crazy.  Im kind of a freak i guess.

U can't wash away the fapp residue unfortunately.. It's always going to be present .. your space is 100% already contaminated..

This is also the reason why one should never buy second hand keyboards/mouse.

[1swt2gs]

Im surprised no one has posted edgy pictures of their food next to KB. Or even food on top of KB's

[tp4tissue]

Im surprised no one has posted edgy pictures of their food next to KB. Or even food on top of KB's

what ? why would one do that ?

what would be the message ?

[microsoft windows]

Im surprised no one has posted edgy pictures of their food next to KB. Or even food on top of KB's

I THINK THAT IS A GOOD IDEA. ANY VOLUNTEERS?