I want a Cherry G80-8XXX board with the numpad replaced by macro keys, with MX browns and NKRO, in black, with less PCB flex, with an Fn key instead of Windows, a standard ANSI horizontal enter, with hardware reprogrammability for every key including the alphanumerical section, and for the ctrl, alt, shift, and Fn, and combinations. And a USB hub instead of a credit card scanner.
Oh, and a limitless supply of fine food, wine, and willing women would be nice as well.
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