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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #150 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 22:42:24 »
2 people got it. My trolling was not in vain.

armpit tattoo=HURTS A LOT!!
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #151 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 22:46:26 »
Yes! Everyone go out and get shark tattoos! :D

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #152 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 22:46:59 »
Not just shark tattoos... Girlshark tattoos!
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #153 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 22:49:22 »
I saw a NSFW girlshark tattoo once....heh.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #154 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 22:55:19 »
mmmty! i seen your ducky keychain thread. they do not understand your trolling :(

with that said, since we are posting tributes to Shark Jesus, check out this religious tattoo. SharkMary with Baby SharkJesus in it's mouth.
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I understand mmmty's trolling and wow that tattoo is hot! I need to get something on my underarm now :)

the more tattoos the better.

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Re: Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #155 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 22:57:44 »
mmmty! i seen your ducky keychain thread. they do not understand your trolling :(

with that said, since we are posting tributes to Shark Jesus, check out this religious tattoo. SharkMary with Baby SharkJesus in it's mouth.
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I understand mmmty's trolling and wow that tattoo is hot! I need to get something on my underarm now :)

the more tattoos the better.

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Re: Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #156 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 23:02:38 »
mmmty! i seen your ducky keychain thread. they do not understand your trolling :(

with that said, since we are posting tributes to Shark Jesus, check out this religious tattoo. SharkMary with Baby SharkJesus in it's mouth.
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I understand mmmty's trolling and wow that tattoo is hot! I need to get something on my underarm now :)

the more tattoos the better.

girls with tattoos <3

****. Yes. This is the best church

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #157 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 23:05:07 »
2 people got it. My trolling was not in vain.

armpit tattoo=HURTS A LOT!!

That's what Percocet is for! Anyway, I've had a few glasses of Shiraz and apologize to Halvy for this lol, but which side should I get my underarm tattoo on?

I have this (below) on my left upper arm and kinda want to do it on the same side but underneath/hidden so that it maybe sort of wraps/morphs/connects into the new tattoo via the inside.
It needs to be bright and I want to do something girl-sharky and cute but will most likely wait until I move to Orlando, because I probably won't be able to find a tattoo artist willing to outline in a color other than black in OKC.


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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #158 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 23:05:09 »
mmmty! i seen your ducky keychain thread. they do not understand your trolling :(

with that said, since we are posting tributes to Shark Jesus, check out this religious tattoo. SharkMary with Baby SharkJesus in it's mouth.
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I understand mmmty's trolling and wow that tattoo is hot! I need to get something on my underarm now :)

the more tattoos the better.

girls with tattoos <3
Agreed. Especially when ginger.
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #159 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 23:07:44 »
2 people got it. My trolling was not in vain.

armpit tattoo=HURTS A LOT!!

That's what Percocet is for! Anyway, I've had a few glasses of Shiraz and apologize to Halvy for this lol, but which side should I get my underarm tattoo on?

I have this (below) on my left upper arm and kinda want to do it on the same side but underneath/hidden so that it maybe sort of wraps/morphs/connects into the new tattoo via the inside.
It needs to be bright and I want to do something girl-sharky and cute but will most likely wait until I move to Orlando, because I probably won't be able to find a tattoo artist willing to outline in a color other than black in OKC.

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get it on the arm you give uppercuts with. that way, when you do give the uppercut to somebody, everybody will see it.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #160 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 23:08:43 »
get it on the arm you give uppercuts with. that way, when do give the uppercut to somebody, everybody will see it.

ROFL! It's SO nice to see your posts regularly again :)

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #161 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 23:10:49 »
thank you!

with that said, i need to get more tattoos. i think my leg will be done this summer.
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #162 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 23:15:25 »
My church has turned into a tattoo parlor!

I need a few grand and a plane ticket to Germany to get some ink.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #163 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 23:18:43 »
They use a needlegun to put tattoos on and needles suck

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #164 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 23:20:50 »
Pain is pleasure babe

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #165 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 23:25:15 »
only a chosen few are yet ready for a shark tattoo

continue your education with page of the BOOK OF HALVERSON
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #166 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 23:27:18 »
How about this one??

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #167 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 23:29:25 »
See how awesome it looks to hug a shark? Awwwe.


That tattoo lacks the feminine flair of a girlshark I'm afraid.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #168 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 23:30:24 »
Ugh. When I search "girlshark" into google images, I see a ton of my pictures I've posted on here.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #170 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 23:34:29 »
jews have the yarmulke, we have:

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #171 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 23:35:35 »
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I like the concept, but don't like black/dark outlining :(
It needs to fade out in color or be outlined in color, but you probably won't find anything like that unless it's from Michele Wortman, Evan Gealy, or a few other artists...
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #172 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 23:43:57 »
jews have the yarmulke, we have:

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Hahhhhh! Those are sweet. Two mouths are better than one! But I'm not going to say why!


@madame jocelyn, best bet would be find a nice artist to create something with you. Well unless you find the perfect art already! But I haven't seen many nice things done with sharks, mostly violent basic things.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #173 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 23:44:44 »
Oh and tip of the week from me, Halverson.


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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #174 on: Wed, 17 April 2013, 23:55:34 »
jews have the yarmulke, we have:

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Hahhhhh! Those are sweet. Two mouths are better than one! But I'm not going to say why!


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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #175 on: Thu, 18 April 2013, 00:20:25 »
I don't even know...but I like it.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #176 on: Thu, 18 April 2013, 05:29:30 »
only a chosen few are yet ready for a shark tattoo

continue your education with page of the BOOK OF HALVERSON
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I don't like the direction this book of Halverson is going. It has too much potential for conversion...

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The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #177 on: Thu, 18 April 2013, 05:36:50 »
Is there a problem Moose? Something wrong? Feeling a little pressure?
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #178 on: Thu, 18 April 2013, 07:52:55 »
People do some strange **** for the church:











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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #179 on: Thu, 18 April 2013, 08:00:51 »
Is there a problem Moose? Something wrong? Feeling a little pressure?
What? No! <_<;...

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #180 on: Thu, 18 April 2013, 09:16:43 »
don't allow yourself be led astray by the moose


page 3 from the BOOK OF HALVERSON


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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #181 on: Thu, 18 April 2013, 09:20:12 »
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #182 on: Thu, 18 April 2013, 09:21:30 »
my favorite religious program

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #183 on: Thu, 18 April 2013, 15:23:59 »
Never would I have guessed my church could have swelled up to such a grand capacity. Come brethren, let us hold hands and turn to page 7 in the book of Halverson, brother Flynn, if you could please lead us in recitation...


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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #184 on: Thu, 18 April 2013, 16:01:59 »
Never would I have guessed my church could have swelled up to such a grand capacity. Come brethren, let us hold hands and turn to page 7 in the book of Halverson, brother Flynn, if you could please lead us in recitation...
So now it's your church? The greed of man outweighs the faith in his false deity once again. Watching you sink yourselves with your sins is absolutely breathtaking to me. Embrace them!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #185 on: Thu, 18 April 2013, 16:03:06 »
Never would I have guessed my church could have swelled up to such a grand capacity. Come brethren, let us hold hands and turn to page 7 in the book of Halverson, brother Flynn, if you could please lead us in recitation...
So now it's your church? The greed of man outweighs the faith in his false deity once again. Watching you sink yourselves with your sins is absolutely breathtaking to me. Embrace them!

He did start it! ....bad moose

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #186 on: Thu, 18 April 2013, 16:05:46 »


Amazingly, I did not have to create that graphic.  The internet, she is a wonderful thing.
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #187 on: Thu, 18 April 2013, 16:06:52 »
hahahahha the male moose is a mommy daddy

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #188 on: Thu, 18 April 2013, 16:07:27 »
If I make cupcakes to gift to starving children in Africa (they like cupcakes, everyone does), are they my cupcakes? Is that not greed? Is that not pride? Are they not both cardinal sins?

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« Reply #189 on: Thu, 18 April 2013, 16:08:13 »
hahahahha the male moose is a mommy daddy
Wait, does this make me androgynous as well?

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #190 on: Thu, 18 April 2013, 16:08:24 »
If I make cupcakes to gift to starving children in Africa (they like cupcakes, everyone does), are they my cupcakes? Is that not greed? Is that not pride? Are they not both cardinal sins?

Where you picking up these "cardinal sins". Please, read the pamphlets posted, namely the third one, and show me.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #191 on: Thu, 18 April 2013, 16:11:37 »
Also, look at this sacrilege!!!!



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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #192 on: Thu, 18 April 2013, 16:14:51 »
Don't worry, we have cats.



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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #194 on: Thu, 18 April 2013, 16:16:58 »
Shark boat! BAM!


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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #195 on: Thu, 18 April 2013, 16:17:43 »
If I make cupcakes to gift to starving children in Africa (they like cupcakes, everyone does), are they my cupcakes? Is that not greed? Is that not pride? Are they not both cardinal sins?

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #197 on: Thu, 18 April 2013, 16:21:15 »
I see further education is required for some of you


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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #198 on: Thu, 18 April 2013, 16:29:50 »
Are High Fives an essential rite in the Church?

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #199 on: Thu, 18 April 2013, 16:32:48 »
Are High Fives an essential rite in the Church?

They're kind of like putting your hands together to pray, but it's faster and with a friend!