His wife deftly wielding a slim razor is kinda kinky ...
Have a single blade razor and ONLY she knows how to use it on my face. Remembered when I first used one in High School nearly shaved off my nose since my hands are too big to handle such a small blade but the Mrs has such small, slim fingers she easily can wield a blade quite easily.
Love when I get back home she has me mounted in the Lounge Chair tilted back and before I can say a word, creams my face and removes the hairy growth in one swoop of the blade. That is why I never get her angry because that will affect the razor blade quite easily when she uses it
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Always trust in your Mrs because she determines whether you get up in one piece, the joy of marriage
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