My 420, which is a Friday, was my usual work Friday... it's super boring and tedious right until lunch as I have made an appointment to meet up with a fellow colleague for lunch. You see, my boss wanted me to talk to this colleague because she's having some challenges to deliver her work and boss wanted to know what was up. I didn't really want to do this assignment, hey, he's the boss, I am not, so why ask me to talk to a fellow employee? So, I took her to a nice lunch and start to have small talk. Then I breached the conversation.
"Um, how are things at work?", I said.
"It's fine.. why did you ask", she questioned.
"No, just curious about you, you know. I observed that you have been pretty stressed up at work."
"Really? Did boss ask you to talk to me?"
"Wh-wh-what.. what do you me-mean?", I stammered, caught with my pants down. Inside my head, I was like what-the-****? How did she know?
"He told me he asked you to talk to me!", she confronted me... sharp laser eye burning my retina. My balls, shrunk!
"I.. I...... why did he do that?!", I deflected the ball back to boss. "That's so dumb and if he has spoken to you, he should have warned me not to ask! This is awkward!"
Then I laughed.. and she laughed!!!
What the hell! Later she told me she spoke to boss yesterday night and they settled the conversation already...
Much later, on 420 evening, I bumped into boss in the hallway and he said we have to talk. And I confronted him on why he didn't informed me that he talked to the colleague. Then, in all seriousness, he said, let's go for coffee. We went into the lift and it stopped in one floor and in came a Korean girl whom my boss had a crush on. And our coffee session became talk about this Korean girl and his other girlfriends whom he has dated before he got married. OMG! Kill me!!!!