Alright here it is. The most slickest keycaps you'll ever lay your eyes on.
PBT: You know of it, you've heard of it, you've read the reviews of it, a keyboard can't be slick without this material.
OED OEM profile: Its the simple touch that instead of having others think you're insane will have them be insane for you.
Cherry MX: The top of the line, you can't be seen without it.
Double shot: The new mysterious craze that everyone is talking about.
Black Color: The same color as a tuxedo, it's just that classic jet black color that makes others say that's a man who knows what's up.
Translucent backlit characters: This is where you fluff your feathers and release your inner peacock.
Oh, you think this is sick?
BAM
Side-printed characters: watch the ladies line up.
And there you have it! The slickest keycaps around. Now if only someone made these and I could purchase them