CAKE <Novelties>- Novelties are WIP -
LANGUAGE <Alphas>“We just got the results from that last test: You are a horrible person. That's what it says. A horrible person.
We weren't even testing for that." Latin (Lab Edition) - “Lab”
Latin (Control Group Edition) - “Control”
Latin (Gel Edition) - “Gel” [AKA Tidepod Edition]
MODULES <Modifiers 65%->100%> "I've thought about our dilemma, and I came up with a solution that I honestly think works out well for one of both of us."
Icons (Lab) - “Caution Signs”
Text (Lab) - “Science”
Icon (Gel) - "Repulsion"
Text (Gel) - "Propulsion"
CALCULATIONS <Numpad>"I punched those numbers into my calculator, it makes a happy face."
0-9 (Lab Edition) - “Velocity”
0-9 (Gel Edition) - “Physics”
SPAAAAAAACCEEEEE!<Spacebar> " Ohmygodohmygodohmygod! I'm in space!"
(Lab Edition) - “White”
(Gel Edition) - “Blorange”
- WIP - Requires revision -
EXPERIMENTS<40s, Orthos, Ergos, Iso etc.>
“You might have a minor case of serious brain damage” ※ Gravity <40s>
Icon (Lab)
Icon (Gel)
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//Text options may be culled depending on interest
Text (Lab)
Text (Gel)
※ Chamberlock <Ortholinear>
Icon (Lab)
Icon (Gel)
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//Text options may be culled depending on interest
Text (Gel)
Text (Gel)
※ Asbestos <Ergodox>
Icon (Lab)
Icon (Gel) - WIP
※ Turrets <Mac>
Icon
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//Text option may be culled depending on interest
Text
※ PotatOS <Iso>
(Lab)
(Control)
OUTLIERS<Nordic, Spanish, German, Russian, Colemak>
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//This section will shift depending on polls as I am aiming to keep total number of kits <30
※ Neurotoxin <Nordic>
(Lab)
(Control)
※ Slow Clap <Spanish>
WIP
※ Lab Rat <German>
WIP
※ <Colevrak+>
(Lab) - WIP - Requires revision -
(Control) - WIP -
- Note these are still mainly concepts, and subject to further refinement -
【CO-OP】
<Collabs>
ARTISANS
- TBD -
CABLES
- TBD -
【UNRICHMENT CENTERS】
<Vendors>
“In dangerous testing environments, the Enrichment Center promises to always provide useful advice. For instance, the floor here will kill you. Try to avoid it.”
[Unconfirmed; for smaller regions there are few vendor options and I have already made contact with them]
NA: - TBD -
CA: - TBD -
OCE: - TBD - (Likely DailyClack)
EU: - TBD -
ASIA: - TBD -
SEA: - TBD -
SA (South America) - TBD - (Likely Fancycustoms)
Non EU (Ukraine, Russia, Belarus) - TBD - (Likely Funkeys)
South Korea - TBD - (Likely Swagkeys)
【COLOURS】
“Last poor son of a gun got blue paint. Broke every bone in his body. Tragic. But informative.”
This set originally was conceived as GMK, using their stock colours to minimise costs; since moving to KAT I have decided to keep the original colour codes as is
ORANGE: V2
BLUE: N5
WHITE: CP
BLACK: CR
【DATA】
“I have your brain scanned & permanently backed up in case something terrible happens to you. Don't believe me? Here. I'll put you on. 'Helloooo'. That's you. That's how dumb you sound.”
【COMMS】
“We've both said a lot of things that you're going to regret.”
Get the jump on earlier updates:
【COMPANION³】
<Thanks>
“Thank you - I can't believe I'm thanking these people - for staggering your way through Aperture Science's Propulsion Gel testing. You've made some real contributions to society for a change, and for that, humanity is grateful." Special thanks to the following test subjects:
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※ Misono for assistance with Illustrator and kitting
※ Pseudoalpaca for assistance with renders (the non-concept ones) - co-designer of KAT Space Dust -
https://geekhack.org/index.php?topic=107942.0※ Konstantin and NoPunin10ded - I gleaned lots of kitting information indirectly and directly from their contributions to other sets. All mistakes here are mine however as I tried to gung-ho some of these KAT kits by myself (and now need to clean up).
※ Icons used for modifiers: OneCreativeMind, JSaintS, Konstantin
※ The mad geniuses behind one of my favourite games
【SUPPORT】
“Most people emerge from suspension terribly undernourished. I want to congratulate you on beating the odds and somehow managing to pack on a few pounds.”
Profile signature:
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【CONCLUSION】
“Congratulations. The test is now over. All Aperture technologies remain safely operational up to 4000 degrees Kelvin. Rest assured, there is absolutely no chance of a dangerous equipment malfunction prior to your victory candescence. Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science computer-aided enrichment activity. Goodbye.” <3 BobaSweatandTears
"He's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron that ever lived."
Disclaimer: all witty quotes belong to original reference source material