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Title: [Dwarf-factory] Curiosity bottle sale is live!
Post by: dwarf.factory on Mon, 04 June 2018, 23:26:49
Groupbuy link: https://www.dwarf-factory.com/product/curiosity-bottles/

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How can 6 drunk bois live in the poky tiny bottles?

People say that dwarfs are curious and always searching for cooper and gold which is absolutely right. Dwarfs do value gold, as gold brings satisfaction and pride to our hearts. But I’ve always thought that this was rather unfair to say; after all, who isn’t interested in gold? Who would be interested in gold and riches. We dwarfs are not the only ones, as illustrated by the story of the 6 weird dead drunks I’m about to tell you

I recently witnessed 6 men riding on horseback, coming toward me while I was alone in the woods. I was afraid they were robbers, and dashed in a bush to hide. When I looked closely I noticed, each man was carrying a bag of gold and… a bottle of wine. After looking around to see if no one was spying on them, they dug a big hole then buried their gold without thinking twice!

As they did not leave after burying their gold, I patiently sat and waited to find out what they would do next. To my great surprise, they drank so much they fell asleep on the ground but when I got closer… they had vanished!

Can you guess where they were? They fell into a dead sleep inside their bottles of wine! It must have been very, very narrow inside must be very but considering the quantity of wine they drank, sleep is all they cared about.

I seized all 6 tiny bottles, firmly pressed down the buttons so they would never be able to go out, mouhahahaha!

The gold is now mine, not yours, you drunk fools!

Now you could see how sound and restful they are in those tiny bottles!
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Title: Re: [Dwarf-factory] Ladybugs Groupbuy!
Post by: dwarf.factory on Thu, 07 June 2018, 22:56:20
Reserved
Title: Re: [Dwarf-factory] Ladybugs Groupbuy!
Post by: wikkiwikki420 on Fri, 08 June 2018, 00:24:45
Absolutely amazing! Is there a range of numbers like 1-1000 or something. Thanks for the give away and the design looks phenomenal.
Title: Re: [Dwarf-factory] Ladybugs Groupbuy!
Post by: dwarf.factory on Fri, 08 June 2018, 01:06:14
yes, from 0001 - 9999. We will reroll the random number till we found winners xD
Title: Re: [Dwarf-factory] Ladybugs Groupbuy!
Post by: GreyAmbience on Fri, 08 June 2018, 03:25:48
These are gorgeous, where can I follow you? Instagram?
Title: Re: [Dwarf-factory] Ladybugs Groupbuy!
Post by: dwarf.factory on Fri, 08 June 2018, 04:09:19
Quote from: GreyAmbience on Fri, 08 June 2018, 03:25:48
These are gorgeous, where can I follow you? Instagram?

Both Instagram & facebook. Here is IG link: https://www.instagram.com/dwarf.factory/
Title: Re: [Dwarf-factory] Anura is live on Massdrop!
Post by: dwarf.factory on Fri, 15 June 2018, 10:03:16
updated new sale on Massdrop
Title: Re: [Dwarf-factory] Snoob Bear GB Is live!
Post by: dwarf.factory on Fri, 17 August 2018, 09:58:32
Updating new sale!
Title: Re: [Dwarf-factory] Curiosity bottle sale is live!
Post by: dwarf.factory on Sat, 08 September 2018, 07:12:54
Update new sale!