Well, well, well, ladies, gentlemen and unlubricated switchers, it's time to get in here! I'm Tinker, and yeah, I'm the guy who takes his keyboard apart just to see if the keys sing differently after a couple of strong black coffees. I warn you, I'm not here for soft plastic keyboards like the ones you throw away after leaving elementary school. We're talking MECHANICS here, and if it doesn't click under my fingers, it's not worth the weight of my pewter!
