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Offline JohnnyBoy

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« on: Mon, 28 April 2008, 17:08:05 »
Does anybody have any ideas for what on earth the sensors on this woman's body are supposed to be measuring? (The funnier, the better...)

Offline jemkeys

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« Reply #1 on: Mon, 28 April 2008, 17:35:26 »
Cherry was so in love with their new design that they had test subjects wear heart monitors to measure the subject's sexual attraction to the board.

Offline xsphat

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« Reply #2 on: Mon, 28 April 2008, 18:19:18 »
"Scientists have found a way to allow the recently dead to be reinserted into the workplace via electrodes."

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« Reply #3 on: Mon, 28 April 2008, 21:41:26 »
It's the ultimate productivity and stop smoking system.  Work while you wear a "patch" and self-administer nicotine on demand, "Ctrl-N", of course.  Sorry, you'll have to use the mouse if you want to open a new window.
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Offline xsphat

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« Reply #4 on: Mon, 28 April 2008, 22:15:17 »
It's like an electric dog collar for your wife!

Offline IBI

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« Reply #5 on: Tue, 29 April 2008, 09:27:27 »
"The bionic woman has been hired to stress test cherry's new keyboard."
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Offline djones

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« Reply #6 on: Tue, 29 April 2008, 10:02:01 »
The ones on her arms could be used to measure activity in her median and radial nerve...

Offline victheslik

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« Reply #7 on: Tue, 29 April 2008, 16:07:49 »
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