Author Topic: How do i get feces out of my keyboard (story inside) (Read 41545 times)

LEGITBALLIN · « **on:** Mon, 02 January 2012, 18:19:09 »

Ok, so i use my computer naked and when i was playing starcraft i had to poop really bad but i finished the game, at that point i couldn't hold it and when i turned around and accidently pooped on my keyboard its diareah so i don't really know how to clean it up because it is not a solid piece. PLEASE HELP I AM SERIOUS!!!!!!

Deverica Wolf · « **Reply #1 on:** Mon, 02 January 2012, 18:44:17 »

Is that the face you made when the incident occurred?

That isn't fruit juice...you need to sanitize that *****. I am interested in hearing how to do so.

whiskerBox · « **Reply #2 on:** Mon, 02 January 2012, 18:47:23 »

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hazeluff · « **Reply #3 on:** Mon, 02 January 2012, 18:47:36 »

I'm happy you got your priorities straight.

bavman · « **Reply #4 on:** Mon, 02 January 2012, 18:47:57 »

Use pee

LEGITBALLIN · « **Reply #5 on:** Mon, 02 January 2012, 18:53:45 »

God damn i tried cleaning and the poop got in the switch and it is hard to press down.

whiskerBox · « **Reply #6 on:** Mon, 02 January 2012, 18:57:41 »

your tongue is probably the best tool you have for the job. so go eat some **** and have a friend film it so we can put it the wiki

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demik · « **Reply #7 on:** Mon, 02 January 2012, 18:57:45 »

consistent troll is consistent

Deverica Wolf · « **Reply #8 on:** Mon, 02 January 2012, 19:01:14 »

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LEGITBALLIN · « **Reply #9 on:** Mon, 02 January 2012, 19:07:11 »

Wow i try to post a legitimate thread and i get trolled thanks geekhack!!!!! ( this should be in all caps but geekhackwont let me)

demik · « **Reply #10 on:** Mon, 02 January 2012, 19:17:08 »

trolling trolls is the only way to defeat a troll

REVENGE · « **Reply #11 on:** Mon, 02 January 2012, 19:18:51 »

Nice, turn Cherry Blues into Browns into Blacks into Reds.

weenis · « **Reply #12 on:** Mon, 02 January 2012, 19:24:40 »

Amazing thread.

LEGITBALLIN · « **Reply #13 on:** Mon, 02 January 2012, 19:29:36 »

I guess thats why you call them cherry browns

Lamaboi · « **Reply #14 on:** Mon, 02 January 2012, 19:50:31 »

Quote from: LEGITBALLIN;482065

I guess thats why you call them cherry browns

IvanIvanovich · « **Reply #15 on:** Mon, 02 January 2012, 19:52:24 »

Best laugh I've had all year! GLWSCU.

Ekaros · « **Reply #16 on:** Mon, 02 January 2012, 20:06:23 »

Quote from: lysol;482072

Best laugh I've had all year! GLWSCU.

You have had a very boring new year indeed I wish it will be more entertaining in the future

fohat.digs · « **Reply #17 on:** Mon, 02 January 2012, 20:17:14 »

Come on, this is simple mathematics.

What type of keyboard is it? * easy to clean / hard to clean * valuable / cheap *

Is it rare? What is it worth?

I might be inclined to harvest the keys, sanitize them with bleach, and toss the board, unless it could be disassembled and thoroughly disinfected.

On the other hand, you could tell your friends about it,then NO ONE would borrow or steal it from you, no matter how desirable it is!

jkercado · « **Reply #18 on:** Mon, 02 January 2012, 20:22:33 »

Oh ****.

Findecanor · « **Reply #19 on:** Mon, 02 January 2012, 20:30:17 »

Baaaad idea to walk around naked when you have diarrhea ... **** happens.

Disassemble completely. Clean with bleach. Clean the PCB with lots alcohol and let it dry for a long time.

Deverica Wolf · « **Reply #20 on:** Mon, 02 January 2012, 20:38:24 »

Do you own a Filco? GOOD TIME TO GET ONE!

Welcome to geekhack.

Greenbean · « **Reply #21 on:** Mon, 02 January 2012, 20:40:41 »

**** on it some more.

It's the best way to get the most out of your MX Browns.

P.S Doing this will also help you create a keyboard that looks like a Filco Camo.

c0rbin · « **Reply #22 on:** Mon, 02 January 2012, 21:26:06 »

Didn't happen...

mmmty · « **Reply #23 on:** Mon, 02 January 2012, 21:54:07 »

Put it up for sale or trade - problem solved.

reaper · « **Reply #24 on:** Mon, 02 January 2012, 22:12:34 »

^ Good luck finding a buyer after that. lol I know I wouldn't want it. =P

sordna · « **Reply #25 on:** Mon, 02 January 2012, 22:31:43 »

Wow, this beats OCN people barfing on their keyboards!
So, what make/model was the keyboard, you didn't say.

REVENGE · « **Reply #26 on:** Mon, 02 January 2012, 22:34:27 »

Quote from: sordna;482143

Wow, this beats OCN people barfing on their keyboards!
So, what make/model was the keyboard, you didn't say.

It was NOT a Noppoo.

pitashen · « **Reply #27 on:** Tue, 03 January 2012, 01:17:50 »

Oqsy · « **Reply #28 on:** Tue, 03 January 2012, 01:24:59 »

this place keeps getting weirder...

Tony · « **Reply #29 on:** Tue, 03 January 2012, 02:18:02 »

Such ****load topics happens from time to time. OT shows poor story telling skills and imaginations however...

Deverica Wolf · « **Reply #30 on:** Tue, 03 January 2012, 03:47:22 »

Quote from: reaper;482133

^ Good luck finding a buyer after that. lol I know I wouldn't want it. =P

He can just lie and say it's a chocolate keyboard. YUM YUM! :pop2:

insilica · « **Reply #31 on:** Tue, 03 January 2012, 04:19:33 »

bizzare, otherwise no comment. I hate to encourage trolls!

LEGITBALLIN · « **Reply #32 on:** Tue, 03 January 2012, 06:37:30 »

It was a das silent i cleaned up most of it but kind of pooled at the bottom of the keyboard and the spacebar some modifiers and some of the z-m line keys dont work, it also smells a bit bad, i might put it up for sale or try and send it back ill see.

pitashen · « **Reply #33 on:** Tue, 03 January 2012, 07:27:10 »

GL selling your crappy board.

Saviant · « **Reply #34 on:** Tue, 03 January 2012, 08:01:48 »

I doubt warranty would accept it or anyone would buy a keyboard in that crappy of condition.

keyboardlover · « **Reply #35 on:** Tue, 03 January 2012, 08:34:25 »

How much u want for it?

Rappoo kicked in yo!

Deverica Wolf · « **Reply #36 on:** Tue, 03 January 2012, 08:52:25 »

Quote from: LEGITBALLIN;482256

it also smells a bit bad, i might put it up for sale or try and send it back ill see.

On, come on now...courtesy flush! :tsk:

TheSoulhunter · « **Reply #37 on:** Tue, 03 January 2012, 08:56:38 »

It's easy, simply fill the board with dung beetles...

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Most dung beetles search for dung using their sensitive sense of smell. Some of the smaller species simply attach themselves to the dung-providers to wait for their reward. After capturing the dung, a dung beetle will roll it, following a straight line despite all obstacles. Sometimes dung beetles will try to steal the dung ball from another beetle, so the dung beetles have to move rapidly away from a dung pile once they have rolled their ball to prevent it from being stolen. Dung beetles can roll up to 50 times their weight. Male Onthophagus taurus beetles can pull 1,141 times their own body weight: the equivalent of an average person pulling six double-decker buses full of people.

squarebox · « **Reply #38 on:** Tue, 03 January 2012, 09:06:04 »

I believe medical maggots will do a better job as they can get to small corners and also produce anti bacterial slime as well.

iamnox · « **Reply #39 on:** Tue, 03 January 2012, 09:49:46 »

Quote from: hazeluff;482045

I'm happy you got your priorities straight.

I seriously just laughed out loud. Good day sir.

iamnox · « **Reply #40 on:** Tue, 03 January 2012, 09:50:22 »

Quote from: bavman;482046

Use pee

I seriously just laughed out loud. Good day sir.

iBro · « **Reply #41 on:** Tue, 03 January 2012, 09:52:10 »

Findecanor · « **Reply #42 on:** Tue, 03 January 2012, 09:57:11 »

Quote from: Greenbean;482093

**** on it some more.

It's the best way to get the most out of your MX Browns.

I'm afraid that would give the keys a mushy feeling.

keyboardlover · « **Reply #43 on:** Tue, 03 January 2012, 09:57:40 »

V-tec crapped in yo!

V-turd kicked in yo!

sordna · « **Reply #44 on:** Tue, 03 January 2012, 11:42:31 »

Quote from: LEGITBALLIN;482256

It was a das silent i cleaned up most of it but kind of pooled at the bottom of the keyboard and the spacebar some modifiers and some of the z-m line keys dont work, it also smells a bit bad, i might put it up for sale or try and send it back ill see.

I don't think you should sell it without a disclosure. Whatever you do, you should submerge the entire keyboard in alcohol or something overnight to disinfect the whole thing. If you dry it well before re-using it, it should survive fine, and it may even clear up the bad keys.

dimoniy · « **Reply #45 on:** Tue, 03 January 2012, 11:51:59 »

Congrats! Now you know how are the better of rubber dome types are made

guilleguillaume · « **Reply #46 on:** Tue, 03 January 2012, 12:06:03 »

You should try this:

Then if doesn't work try that:

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keyboardlover · « **Reply #47 on:** Tue, 03 January 2012, 12:08:21 »

I don't believe that the OP actually did it.

I suspect that the Giant Man is the REAL poopetrator.

REVENGE · « **Reply #48 on:** Tue, 03 January 2012, 15:14:53 »

This thread stinks.

Oqsy · « **Reply #49 on:** Thu, 05 January 2012, 03:28:18 »

Wow. All these serious responses worry me almost as much as the fictional OP.

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Author Topic: How do i get feces out of my keyboard (story inside) (Read 41545 times)