Hi tazercow. Welcome to Geekhack, fellow K70 user.
That's a cool name, by the way. I don't even know why, but it is.
What have you got in you K70? Reds? Did you get the Corsair double shots for it? I have been thinking of possibly swapping the MX reds in mine for something smoother and slightly heavier, or maybe even a light clicky like box whites.
Is that your only board? What switches have you tried? Are there any switch types you particularly like?