Author Topic: H1N1 Prevention - Please Sanitize Your Keyboard! (Read 2036 times)

itlnstln · « **on:** Mon, 05 October 2009, 12:59:00 »

That pic is hawt.

msiegel · « **Reply #1 on:** Mon, 05 October 2009, 13:05:55 »

Mr Waddams,

Please cease and desist using the name Initech, as it infringes our established trademark H1N1TECH (tm).

Sincerely,

Chilton Waddman
H1N1TECH Incorporated, legal department

AndrewZorn · « **Reply #2 on:** Mon, 05 October 2009, 13:13:33 »

wow slow internet i had no idea these were animated until returning to the tab like 5mins after opening it

microsoft windows · « **Reply #3 on:** Sun, 11 October 2009, 09:35:27 »

I'd better do that to the cruddy Dell keyboards at work. I don't want to get sick!

ironcoder · « **Reply #4 on:** Sun, 11 October 2009, 11:30:30 »

That guy with the smoking Cherry was apparenly WAYYY ahead of the curve!

Armando Penblade · « **Reply #5 on:** Mon, 30 January 2012, 10:13:28 »

Too funny, ripster. Too funny.

jkercado · « **Reply #6 on:** Mon, 30 January 2012, 11:12:25 »

Best thread today.

hazeluff · « **Reply #7 on:** Mon, 30 January 2012, 11:46:30 »

Lol. This made my day.

I'm in labs at the moment, and I thought it was just someone wiping down their keyboard.

SerenadedAbyss · « **Reply #8 on:** Mon, 30 January 2012, 12:13:44 »

Awesome, just plain awesome. I love that hot sanitizing action.

insilica · « **Reply #9 on:** Mon, 30 January 2012, 13:23:11 »

Quote from: ripster;123133

OFFICE MEMORANDUM

We are taking the H1N1 virus very seriously here at Initech and request you start by cleaning your keyboard of germs.

Please gather the following materials. We suggest you do this outside to avoid noxious fumes. Yes, we at Initech are very concerned for your health.

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Apply liberally. Don't forget the Numpad area.
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Please remember that Initech is a NON-SMOKING area.
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It is best to be patient during the cleaning process so that all germs are destroyed.
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Note that this appears to also appears to help the "Shiny Key Problem" as reported in Memo FKBN87M/EB.
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Thank you for your prompt attention. We ARE concerned about your health at Initech.

- Milton Waddams
Initech Public Health Committee Representative

P.S. Whoever swiped my Red Stapler please return it. That is not funny.

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Maybe we should make a poll to promote you to:

No 1 Keyboard Expert in the Milky Way

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P.S. Universe is overkill IMHO ... for now at least!

DrSchlock · « **Reply #10 on:** Mon, 30 January 2012, 13:58:26 »

I got everyone in my office to do this! We feel much safer now. All kinds of nasty stuff going around.

Rumudiez · « **Reply #11 on:** Mon, 30 January 2012, 14:06:45 »

yes... burn the rubber domes mwahahaha! thanks for dredging up your own thread, ripster xD

insilica · « **Reply #12 on:** Mon, 30 January 2012, 15:18:33 »

Quote from: Rumudiez;503387

yes... burn the rubber domes mwahahaha! thanks for dredging up your own thread, ripster xD

eeehem! I believe the phrase is ... "Thanks for necroing your own thread ..." Ripster

mbc · « **Reply #13 on:** Mon, 30 January 2012, 16:22:05 »

Ok , it's official
Burning stuff = no spam/trolling/etc.
edit: oh this is old.. good times...

bazemk1979 · « **Reply #14 on:** Mon, 30 January 2012, 21:17:20 »

if it was non functional I say go for it,burn that sucker!!!! but if it was in good working condition you could of post it somewhere and give it to someone in need of one for free....

Encryptor · « **Reply #15 on:** Mon, 30 January 2012, 23:28:07 »

If its gross enough, burn it! When I used to do IT support at my university, I would wear latex gloves. I don't care how crazy I looked, I did not want to touch other people's slimey, gross, germ-infested keyboards.

cactux · « **Reply #16 on:** Mon, 30 January 2012, 23:34:18 »

welcome to panic mode

Encryptor · « **Reply #17 on:** Mon, 30 January 2012, 23:43:52 »

Cheese doodle residue!!!! :puke:

cactux · « **Reply #18 on:** Mon, 30 January 2012, 23:47:30 »

One of the best way to keep people away from your board is blank keycaps + plus non qwerty layout and they wont even try to touch it ;-)

REVENGE · « **Reply #19 on:** Tue, 31 January 2012, 00:10:33 »

Burn a Filco.

RiGS · « **Reply #20 on:** Tue, 31 January 2012, 03:35:26 »

Quote from: cactux;503945

One of the best way to keep people away from your board is blank keycaps + plus non qwerty layout and they wont even try to touch it ;-)

Haha... That's smart.

JustCallMeCrash · « **Reply #21 on:** Tue, 31 January 2012, 08:06:52 »

Quote from: cactux;503945

One of the best way to keep people away from your board is blank keycaps + plus non qwerty layout and they wont even try to touch it ;-)

Which is exactly what I'm doing at work right now. Dvorak layout on a Das Ultimate. :ranger:

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Author Topic: H1N1 Prevention - Please Sanitize Your Keyboard! (Read 2036 times)