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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1050 on: Fri, 23 January 2015, 21:01:18 »


just wish it wasn't desolate winter mode right now.

Says the guy from Northern Ontario.....    :rolleyes:

Northern Ontario isn't hundreds of miles of dead farm land >.< we have beautiful snowy landscapes, you'd know, mr little Minnesotan Canadian!

I'm not Minnesotan!  :P  I was just "visiting".  ;)

Your facial hair and polite attitude say otherwise :p

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« Reply #1051 on: Sat, 24 January 2015, 06:56:13 »
There's a ghost in this la Quinta, keeps telling me to leave every 35-45 seconds. Also, why is it so damn windy here! Is it always like this?



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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1053 on: Sat, 24 January 2015, 07:29:24 »
There's a ghost in this la Quinta, keeps telling me to leave every 35-45 seconds. Also, why is it so damn windy here! Is it always like this?
Fun fact: La Quinta, in Spanish, means "Kill your family and set fire to the hotel."

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1054 on: Sat, 24 January 2015, 22:03:12 »
Everything is fine, no death or fires! Safely in salt lake, land of "hey let's have 8 kids".

 

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« Reply #1055 on: Sat, 24 January 2015, 22:40:59 »
Sinclair hitching a ride with momma in his hometown of Sinclair Wyoming! (Didn't tell him that the factory nearby turns his ancestors into fuels)

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1056 on: Sun, 25 January 2015, 23:17:51 »
New kicks!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1057 on: Sun, 25 January 2015, 23:36:17 »
I found a family to take care of!

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« Reply #1058 on: Sun, 25 January 2015, 23:46:09 »
So **** all yall biters.

Happy Australia Day! Even in salt lake I found a former Aussie to get drunk with! This next beer goes out to all my bros I love down under!

I can wait to go back, I hope we can all grab some beers together!

<3 you guys, enough to post a pic

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« Reply #1059 on: Mon, 26 January 2015, 00:07:55 »
So **** all yall biters.

Happy Australia Day! Even in salt lake I found a former Aussie to get drunk with! This next beer goes out to all my bros I love down under!

I can wait to go back, I hope we can all grab some beers together!

<3 you guys, enough to post a pic

I think you need some better beer. Also those vans are pretty killer.
People in the 1980s, in general, were clearly just better than we are now in every measurable way.

The dumber the reason the more it must be done

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1060 on: Mon, 26 January 2015, 00:59:10 »

So **** all yall biters.

Happy Australia Day! Even in salt lake I found a former Aussie to get drunk with! This next beer goes out to all my bros I love down under!

I can wait to go back, I hope we can all grab some beers together!

<3 you guys, enough to post a pic

I think you need some better beer. Also those vans are pretty killer.

Only had access to walmart for beer, grabbed something familiar. Screw the obsession with wheat beer here.


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« Reply #1061 on: Mon, 26 January 2015, 01:01:09 »
Some biter just ruined my relaxation in a ****ty hotel hot tub.
No, I'm not Isis.
No, I don't buy weed.
No, I don't sell weed.
And **** no, I don't want my tarot cards read.

If you're not Mormon, you're a ****job here apparently. (Sorry to any slc folk who aren't ****ed here)

Can't wait to continue west.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1062 on: Mon, 26 January 2015, 01:01:50 »

So **** all yall biters.

Happy Australia Day! Even in salt lake I found a former Aussie to get drunk with! This next beer goes out to all my bros I love down under!

I can wait to go back, I hope we can all grab some beers together!

<3 you guys, enough to post a pic

I think you need some better beer. Also those vans are pretty killer.

Only had access to walmart for beer, grabbed something familiar. Screw the obsession with wheat beer here.



Yeah PBR is what my friends and I choose if we're broke and just want to get drunk. Walmart is pretty useless for that stuff, luckily KBC (local brewery) makes  some good stuff.
People in the 1980s, in general, were clearly just better than we are now in every measurable way.

The dumber the reason the more it must be done

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1063 on: Mon, 26 January 2015, 01:42:48 »


So **** all yall biters.

Happy Australia Day! Even in salt lake I found a former Aussie to get drunk with! This next beer goes out to all my bros I love down under!

I can wait to go back, I hope we can all grab some beers together!

<3 you guys, enough to post a pic

I think you need some better beer. Also those vans are pretty killer.

Only had access to walmart for beer, grabbed something familiar. Screw the obsession with wheat beer here.



Yeah PBR is what my friends and I choose if we're broke and just want to get drunk. Walmart is pretty useless for that stuff, luckily KBC (local brewery) makes  some good stuff.

Local breweries have quite a few nice ipa's here. Sadly nothing at generic stores in this glorious place. Reminds me of living in regulated and taxed out the ass Ontario.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1064 on: Mon, 26 January 2015, 14:41:22 »
I found a family to take care of!

This is the best family.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1065 on: Fri, 30 January 2015, 00:05:30 »
Well, I guess this church is ok

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« Reply #1066 on: Fri, 30 January 2015, 00:12:59 »
I guess you're ok.

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« Reply #1067 on: Fri, 30 January 2015, 05:50:16 »
Well, I guess this church is ok

You lived to tell the tale!

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« Reply #1068 on: Sun, 01 February 2015, 18:50:18 »
Join the Moofia!

Good luck to all those cheering and/or betting on the super bowl.

I myself am hoping for a more enjoyable halftime show than the last few years.

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« Reply #1069 on: Sun, 01 February 2015, 19:03:55 »
Way too much *****ing and arguing on the hack these days. I'll continue being stupid in hopes of more smiles.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1070 on: Sun, 01 February 2015, 19:27:33 »
Halverson, I really enjoyed your Super Bowl performance with Katy


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« Reply #1071 on: Sun, 01 February 2015, 19:29:21 »

Halverson, I really enjoyed your Super Bowl performance with Katy

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Was so hard to find a partner shark!

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« Reply #1072 on: Sun, 01 February 2015, 19:39:27 »
Halverson, I really enjoyed your Super Bowl performance with Katy

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Yes good job indeed. My wife thinks I'm an extra big nerd for talking about girl shark who
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1073 on: Sun, 01 February 2015, 19:40:39 »

Halverson, I really enjoyed your Super Bowl performance with Katy

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Yes good job indeed. My wife thinks I'm an extra big nerd for talking about girl shark who
Isn't a girl from GH now


Hahah one day I'll be around for a beer and it won't be so weird. Just a young beardy hip Canadian :)

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1074 on: Sun, 01 February 2015, 23:06:15 »
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1075 on: Sun, 01 February 2015, 23:32:34 »
hey halverson i have 2 giant stuffed animal sharks
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I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1076 on: Sun, 01 February 2015, 23:33:50 »

hey halverson i have 2 giant stuffed animal sharks

Pics!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1077 on: Sun, 01 February 2015, 23:51:24 »
abt 3 feet long each
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I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

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« Reply #1078 on: Sun, 01 February 2015, 23:52:23 »

abt 3 feet long each
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Those are sweet! I bet they keep you safe at night, rawr

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« Reply #1079 on: Sun, 01 February 2015, 23:53:37 »

abt 3 feet long each
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Those are sweet! I bet they keep you safe at night, rawr
hell yeah theyre my faves!!
i hug them all the time
THE FEMINIST ILLUMINATI

I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

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« Reply #1080 on: Sun, 01 February 2015, 23:58:02 »


abt 3 feet long each
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Those are sweet! I bet they keep you safe at night, rawr
hell yeah theyre my faves!!
i hug them all the time

Awe ya!

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« Reply #1081 on: Mon, 02 February 2015, 00:05:26 »
THE FEMINIST ILLUMINATI

I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

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« Reply #1082 on: Mon, 02 February 2015, 00:05:53 »

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THE FEMINIST ILLUMINATI

I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

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« Reply #1084 on: Tue, 03 February 2015, 23:57:53 »
Mini domo hangers!

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« Reply #1086 on: Thu, 05 February 2015, 23:07:40 »

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Another amazing Girlshark themed colorway! May all our wonderful paint artists gain clacks attention to fuel our thirst for beauty!

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« Reply #1087 on: Fri, 06 February 2015, 11:25:18 »
Goodbye salt lake, onward to Chicago!

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« Reply #1088 on: Fri, 06 February 2015, 11:39:36 »
Goodbye salt lake, onward to Chicago!

You're the worst at visiting me.......

 :'(

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« Reply #1089 on: Fri, 06 February 2015, 11:50:45 »
Goodbye salt lake, onward to Chicago!

You're the worst at visiting me.......

 :'(

You at least going to stop by in TO before you head back to the wilderness?

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« Reply #1090 on: Sat, 07 February 2015, 03:04:05 »
Put your makeup away, cause
Gettin' drunk and feeling sad is no occasion
Especially today
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« Reply #1091 on: Mon, 09 February 2015, 03:42:17 »
Kill me

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« Reply #1092 on: Mon, 09 February 2015, 03:42:52 »
Kill me

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« Reply #1093 on: Mon, 09 February 2015, 06:54:17 »
Jesus man, do you ever sleep?  :eek:

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« Reply #1094 on: Mon, 09 February 2015, 14:58:42 »

Jesus man, do you ever sleep?  :eek:

Not when I'm traveling :(

I'll sleep like a king when I finally get home tonight!

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« Reply #1095 on: Mon, 09 February 2015, 14:59:43 »
Ah, I getcha. Have you left the Grand Theft Auto already?

Beautiful day out.

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« Reply #1096 on: Mon, 09 February 2015, 15:02:31 »

Ah, I getcha. Have you left the Grand Theft Auto already?

Beautiful day out.

My car is a solid brick of salt >.>

Yup, slowly making my way north. Just played a crane game at a truck stop, hah.

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« Reply #1097 on: Mon, 09 February 2015, 15:11:07 »
Jesus man, do you ever sleep?  :eek:

Not "Jesus Man", "Girl Shark"!
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« Reply #1098 on: Mon, 09 February 2015, 15:12:01 »
Jesus man, do you ever sleep?  :eek:

Not "Jesus Man", "Girl Shark"!

HA!


Ah, I getcha. Have you left the Grand Theft Auto already?

Beautiful day out.

My car is a solid brick of salt >.>

Yup, slowly making my way north. Just played a crane game at a truck stop, hah.

Shame I missed you, but my "old man" cred was confirmed last night for sure.

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« Reply #1099 on: Tue, 10 February 2015, 07:16:07 »
My long pilgrimage has finally brought me to these divine altars.

Always TPRAYYING for you.

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