I just got my big baggie of factory seconds in today. Thought I might show them off. So now, I will recap what I got in this with a...
Here is the load partially separated into some jars I had lying around that were part of a failed attempt to make vacuum chambers.
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Let's start with the boring old blackies.
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I have a few jokes here about separating the black keys from the rest, but they all make me seem like a southern jackass, so I will give them a pass.
The bag contained what appears to be a nearly full set of DCS blanks.
I don't have many keyboards at the moment that would benefit from a total blackout - so I might decide to pack them up as a TKL set and see if anyone wants to buy it for cheap.
I also got the requisite load of white legend detritus that I don't really intend to put on a board. I have little use for these. If anybody needs something specific, hit me up.
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I also have some of those silly flat SAs that everyone likes so much too. These will probably be bases for keycaps I will carve/mold in the future.
And I separated all the fancy coloreds (couldn't resist that one) into a pile in case somebody decides they need them for a set.
The special use profiles I got were:
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These things. Glow in the dark?
Iso enter keys I have pretty much no use for.
Keys with this weird pyramid profile that I don't recognize
Flat top/round edge - these are destined to be victims of my experiments
I can see the light at the end of the tunnel (clear holes).
Lumpy doo-dads I'm not a fan of.
Things with non-cherry stems:
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Iso enters for the buckling squares
Stems that make me feel less adequate as a man.
A disappointing number of Alps - totally going to make alps artisan crap now.
And some keys that remind me of some crackers I had when eating with a bunch of vegans.
I got a few things that were a little odd to me:
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I WANT A BIG CEREAL WITH A BIG TASTE
Telephone?
Le European Telephono?
Real winners, like everyone that I went to elementary school with.
BARS IN SPAAAACE
I got the SA motherlode though.
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By our powers combined....
The 1u randoms...
The multi stem modifiers...
Some heart monitors and weapon buttons...
The Angled SA crew...
And the rest...
...we become MECHACLUSTER**** - Most glorious of all SA keyboards
I'm using this now. I don't even care what you judgmental types think. It feels so much better than those slanted thin lipped turds that came with this thing. I can't wait until the 1976 is released. I actually kinda like using an angled top row SA on the 'w' key. It makes finding my gaming keys easier. It is like having a homing bump for my WASD.
I have a load of things that people might want to pick from if they are in need - that or I'm going to sacrifice them to the evil god of Sculpey.
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Now in two flavors:
Carpenter's DreamSA
And normal
And finally I have the good ****.
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I got these interesting caps that have some inadequate mixing of the polymer that gives a neat marbling effect. Some might consider it lame, but I like it.
Whoops? How did these get here? Complete mistake, this totally wasn't some sneaky self-promotion. Honest.
Fun legends and fancy stuff.
A yelling button, a grumpy greenie, transparent red, a smattering of wolves (4 transparent, 1 invert, 2 regular), a super key, a deskthority key, a key my boss will try to steal from me, a superer key, and a really sweet \gamma that looks like it might have been a mistake from the nuclear data rad hard set that is actually a \lambda.
So I hope you enjoyed this display of my bag-o-crap. If anyone wants/needs something, let me know. I'd like to get more stuff that has the 'classic' SA look (nuclear data, etc.) if anybody WTT. Also, I need CTRL sized SA profile caps. I think they are 1.25u on my board. I will measure later. The calipers are all the way downstairs and I'm sleepy.
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Super Special Caps That I was amused by. Beware of puns ahead:
| For commanding my robotic models | As if tanks were difficult to find | is a BMW | But only if it is a high top with steps on the side | I yell this enough at programs I should use it | This button is a misprint of the Israeli flag - which is used for super secret Jewish commands |
| What rad? | For when you need to nut up | Out of balrasdflkajs; | Matthew Luke and John, out | I don't remember why I thought this was amusing | *raises eyebrows* |
| dold rad what now? | Yes, text is rad | the irony is that this Disabl key doesn't have a stem. Literally crippled | For getting people out of a queue | The facial expression when I saw how much the crapbags cost | It looks like a tiny square top hat |
| Public indecency command | This one had a surfactant joke, but I don't think it would mix well in this crowd. | sight line? | have you been talking to rad? | Half of the Miami color scheme | Note to self: add to car |
| 2! | Inside joke. Nevermind. | Nigerian keycap | Other half of Miami color scheme. | The Face of BoeC | Wtf are those stabs? | Are these buckling spring stems? |
