Clack Happens

[dustinhxc]

Chosen ones are up,
Given clacks mood,
Some you will win,
Some you will lose,
Grab thou ketchup,
Maketh thy food.

[smurkcity12]

Ketchup DN says nickheller
What's DN mean says another feller
"DEEZ NUTZ" he says with a cackle
Meanwhile all I want is a clackle
I don't care what sculpt or color
Or even type of stem
I just want to post a pic
So people say "oh demmm"
Ketchup

[RobotRogue]

Ketchup is red
The sky is blue
Let me win Clack
Please I'm so lonely.

[occddd]

Ketchup so tasty
Ketchup a baddie
She knows how to go down
She’s from mo-town
Ketchup so juicy
Ketchup a baddie
She is a tease
She make dn freeze
Ketchup so luscious
Ketchup delicious
I’d eat her raw
I’d eat her sons
I’d even eat her between the buns
Ketchup day in
Ketchup day out
Ketchup on my chest
Ketchup on the rest
Ketchup on the floor
Ketchup I want more.




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[dalsu]

Ketchup,
It's red,
It's made of tomatoes,
It makes you fart loads.

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[gunchi]

my name is ketchup,
and when i be squeezed,
or when the lid
is opened wide,
and all the men
are wanting sauce –
none will come out,
unless if thou
shakest the bottle

but if you do,
with a jerk or two,
i will emerge,
and happily be poured,
to lick the bread,
and make a friend

[CommonCurt]

[P1kas]

Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
My one true love, ketchup,
The most prized possession I own.

If I die young,
bury me with ketchup,
I will give up my left lung,
Simply for one cup.

I spy with my little eye,
A red colored beauty I will turn into my wife,
For her I would gladly die,
Just for a taste, I'd give my life. 


Only you are The Life,
Among the Dead.
Frozen inside, without your spice,
Without your taste, ketchup

[BestShuckleNA]

 Tomato liquid
                       Placed meatloaf, burger wiches'
                              I use Heinz ketchup

[badchad]

Red, like the roses on Valentine's Day,
Smooth like the men in a gay pride parade,
I'll squeeze you, I'll please you,
But I'll never leave you,
Yes, Ketchup, I'm yours, what more can I say?

I'll eat you for breakfast, I'll eat you for lunch.
For ****'s sake I'll put you on Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
What did you say, what's this drink in my cup?
Why it's coke, it's some bourbon, a hint of ketchup.

I'll leave you with this, know my heart's always yours,
No matter how hard I may squeeze you to pour.
I love you, I need you,
I live and I breathe you.
Dear ketchup, be mine for a hundred years more.

<3 143 Red

Forever yours,

- Tard....



... as in Mustard

[m5tnt]

Ketchup is not white
Ketchup is not thick
The red is ight
But fat is hand pick
One bite
You will see the light
Mayo is life
Why you gonna want fruit over it
You got to be high to like Heinz
‘Bring out the best’
Go on and cry

[NJWootton]

A Haiku:

Put it on hotdogs!
It is very delicious.
That's right: its ketchup!

[leesofi]

If u ate ketchup, u will have dream at tonight as below. :S

- tomato says dream -

On a bumpy body and dressed in red shirt
Sweet and savory tomatoes, The boast tomatoes.
I'm going to dance in the mouth.
I'll be a juice in the stomach.
I'll be a KETCHUP in the intestine.
I'll be mustard on the morning poop.

                                                  - leesofi(feat. ketchup'holicc)

[Mattheuk9]

Ketchup’s number one
Ketchup goes on everything
Especially steak

[Taylorisg]

You asked. I answered.

“Can I get you anything else?” You said.

“Ketchup would be great.” I said.

“Excuse me?” You said.

“Ketchup. Please.” I said.

*takes drag*

Don’t let your eyes betray your surprise as you rationalize what you recognize as audacity in my valid request.

*Bongo fill*

I ASK FOR IT AT MY TABLE AND I KNOW THAT YOU’RE ABLE YET STILL YOU SCOFF?

*bongo hit*

YOU AND THIS WHITE TABLECLOTH

*bongo hit*

HOW ABOUT YOU USE IT TO WIPE THAT SCOFF OFFFFFFF OF YOUR FACE

*bongo hit*

DONTYOUTHINKIDONTKNOWHATIREQUEST?

*bongo hit*

FORCRIMSONSPHERESTOBESQUISHEDSQUEEZEDANDSMEAREDATMYBEHEST?

*bongo hit*

Don’t test.

Because you Lessssssssen the sacrifice.

Time on the vine... growinghangingdanglingsunlightbathing until you are plucked. In bushels and baskets carried like families in caskets all that time on the vine just to be dead.

Red.

Dead.

Squirted, spread.

Turned upside down and poured from your head.

*takes drag*

Squeezing sticky red brains and called umami. Never once have you cried out to mommy because you’re dead, red.

*extinguishes cigarette in nearby ashtray*

Your life on ice for my pleasure, 57 sins that I measure to make better my 70 dollar steak.

*spotlight fades*

[SleepIsAllINeed]

The tangy sweet taste of tomato
On hotdogs, hamburgers and fries
Set the children’s smiles aglow
And signal summer in their eyes

There’ll be salads and pies galore
Family and friends abound
Eating and chatting with vigour
Asking for ketchup from all those around

Passing the bottle from left to right
Across the generation
A necessity for a scrumptious bite
A BBQ foundation

The luscious red sauce fills their mouths with delight
Leaves a smile across the children’s face on this beautiful summer night

[OfTheWild]

I went with a limerick:

There once was a man named ‘Click Clack’,
who sold his caps on Geekhack.
His keycap skull made him famous,
however the begging became quite heinous
Because ‘Ketchup’ doesn’t rhyme with crap.

So I configured my web-browser to say,
when these caps are released every day.
I then stay up late,
and patiently wait…
For that ten second opportunity to play.

I think my wallet would be much thinner,
because I guess I’m like a total beginner
When they’re sold for basically ‘free’,
to everyone else but me.
But I too “only had pasta for my birthday dinner.”

[occddd]

Ketchup so tasty
Ketchup a baddie
She knows how to go down
She’s from mo-town
Ketchup so juicy
Ketchup a baddie
She is a tease
She make dn freeze
Ketchup so luscious
Ketchup delicious
I’d eat her raw
I’d eat her sons
I’d even eat her between the buns
Ketchup day in
Ketchup day out
Ketchup on my chest
Ketchup on the rest
Ketchup on the floor
Ketchup I want more.




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[iArson]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Hayt how the **** do you keep winning
Lemme ketchup to u

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[Blurple33]

"Heinz" like the red stuff
A ten week old corgi pup
Rambunctious dog son

[yuktsi]

Shake, shake, shake,
Ketchup on the bun
Ketchup on the sausage
Something in red for a man!

[dallman5]

Ketchup is red
Cheese can be blue
Mustard is better
I’ll see me self out

[septamber]

A Haiku on Ketchup

Ketchup or Catsup
Heinz or Hunts which one to choose
The gnomes love it all!

[iArson]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Hayt how the **** do you keep winning
Lemme ketchup to u

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[SeedyOne]

There once was a woman named Mable,
Who put liquor in all she was able.
One night she had fries, with that kethcup surprise
And drank herself under the table.

[occddd]

Ketchup so tasty
Ketchup a baddie
She knows how to go down
She’s from mo-town
Ketchup so juicy
Ketchup a baddie
She is a tease
She make dn freeze
Ketchup so luscious
Ketchup delicious
I’d eat her raw
I’d eat her sons
I’d even eat her between the buns
Ketchup day in
Ketchup day out
Ketchup on my chest
Ketchup on the rest
Ketchup on the floor
Ketchup I want more.




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[Sent]

And here on the eve of one hundred and one
To honor the crimson condiment king
I squint my eyes and sit here in doubt
Wondering will I, maybe, pull it out?

A poem is asked by the maker of clacks
To raise thy ketchup high above
But, what to write upon this page
That hopefully won’t be too strange?

Ketchup or catsup, dressing or gravy
Whatever you put it on, it’s all good baby
That scarlet coloring running right on through
Might it also be good mixed in a stew? (Baby, you’ve got a stew going)

Hot dogs and hamburgers on the Fourth of July
Under hot summer days or cool winter nights
Ketchup will never ever go out of style
So, why don’t you sit and enjoy it for a while?

It’s the pièce de résistance of every meal
And if you don’t agree then you just have to deal
It’s almost like Noisy never winning a clack
Sometimes, isn’t life just really really wack?

So, I sit here and write, scratching my head
Pondering and musing while eating my bread
About the mysterious allure of this ruby toppin’
Is there anything in life that it doesn’t make poppin’?

The answer is no, a resounding hell no!
Ketchup is number one through the highs and the lows
Slather it on everything you hold dear
Then suck it all down, it won’t be…weird?

So, that’s it for me, that’s all I got
I have no idea what I’m doing, I’m probably just a bot
But, take heed of the message I bring to you all
This sauce is the best from the windows to the walls

Also, **** you mustard

alsoalsoiloveyounoisy

[eyesmiles]

sauce tangy so good
mahomes hair like curly fries
ketchup as shampoo

[ArchDill]

Ketchup is the nectar of the soul
Like Shiner Bock and Pizza it Burries me whole

I like to eat it with fries
Or pretend that I’m eating it on pies

I’m too drunk to taste this chicken
So now I’m eating pizza
Gimme the clerks


Sincerely, really drunk

[tchevass]

Ketchup, it's a setup
****ed up like most cops
There is no backup
When there's ketchup

I like it with pogo*
Cops and pogo* goes nono
I always show up
When there's ketchup

Cops always at my show
They bring blow
You dont need syrup
When there's  ketchup


* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_dog#Canada

[FLFisherman]

Tomato concentrate from red ripe tomatoes, distilled vinegar, high fructose corn syrup, corn syrup, salt, spice, onion powder, natural flavoring.

The End.

[pip_johnson]

ketchup's not a vegetable but might as well be

french fries, scrambled eggs, macaroni

57 varieties to go with any food

you put it on steak? what's wrong with you dood

[Chimera]

Never has there been a condiment that is so prolific.
Ketchup, in every way, is simply terrific.
Eagerly, i walk to aisle 3.
Knowing Ketchup is coming home with me.

What's for dinner? I dont care.
Whatever it is, ketchup will surely be there.
Meatloaf! Burgers! Mac 'N Cheese!
The thought of any brings me to my knees.

Ketchup is red which stands for power.
I'll put it on whatever I devour.
John Kerry's wife is an owner of Heinz
I would gladly let her put some on my fries.

I've had many lovers both now and the past.
Encorporated ketchup and its been a blast.
My last words will be throw mustard in the waste basket.
When I die, I want ketchup to cover my casket.

[NJWootton]

A Haiku:

Put it on hotdogs!
It is very delicious.
That's right: its ketchup!

[phorx]

Ketchup: A Tomato’s Lamentation


If you were a ripe tomato like me,

You’d see each bottle is a tragedy.



Fifty seven plump juicy souls had to die?

Exsanguinated to season your curly fries.



No one asked them about their dreams.

The roar of the blender drowned out their screams.



For us the only revenge that yet remains,

Is our struggle to stop you from eating our brains.



So smack that bottle as hard as you can,

You’ll get not a drop, to hell with you, man.

[Otesanek]

I sit in the cool cover of the glade
Lethargic river of red
I have not a clue what is made
I only know what you said
Drink deep the liquid nightshade


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[suicidal_orange]

There once was a bottle of ketchup
On which someone had not done the cap up
I was half awake
When I gave it a shake
Now that someone had best clean the mess up!

[danielucf]

Man of [ketchup] culture:

Ishigaki, Yum
Delicious crimson on steak
Red sauce I love you

[Joey Quinn]

Heinz 57 could have stopped with just 1

Ketchup is tasty and versatile and fun


It's made from tomatoes so it's quite healthy too

And because it is blended you don't have to chew


Other condiments hate it because it's perfection

The other 56 are just poser confections



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[dalsu]

Ketchup,
It's red,
It's made of tomatoes,
It makes you fart loads.

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[RobotRogue]

Ketchup is red
The sky is blue
Let me win Clack
Please I'm so lonely.

[CommonCurt]

[Hodgeman]

Ketchup ****ing sucks
I just got some on my pants
And it won't come out

[Otesanek]

I sit in the cool cover of the glade
Lethargic river of red
I have not a clue what is made
I only know what you said
Drink deep the liquid nightshade


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[Chimera]

Never has there been a condiment that is so prolific.
Ketchup, in every way, is simply terrific.
Eagerly, i walk to aisle 3.
Knowing Ketchup is coming home with me.

What's for dinner? I dont care.
Whatever it is, ketchup will surely be there.
Meatloaf! Burgers! Mac 'N Cheese!
The thought of any brings me to my knees.

Ketchup is red which stands for power.
I'll put it on whatever I devour.
John Kerry's wife is an owner of Heinz
I would gladly let her put some on my fries.

I've had many lovers both now and the past.
Encorporated ketchup and its been a blast.
My last words will be throw mustard in the waste basket.
When I die, I want ketchup to cover my casket.

[CrystalCreature]

I throw tomatoes at people that run from me to tell them to ketchup



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[goobafish]

Ketchup on my macaroni,
Ketchup on my chin. 
“The poor man's spaghetti,”
I say with a grin. 

[retrochick]

sticky, sweet, makes me
lick my lips, enjoying it
ketchup, you pervert

[occddd]

Ketchup so tasty
Ketchup a baddie
She knows how to go down
She’s from mo-town
Ketchup so juicy
Ketchup a baddie
She is a tease
She make dn freeze
Ketchup so luscious
Ketchup delicious
I’d eat her raw
I’d eat her sons
I’d even eat her between the buns
Ketchup day in
Ketchup day out
Ketchup on my chest
Ketchup on the rest
Ketchup on the floor
Ketchup I want more.




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[ArchDill]

Ketchup is the nectar of the soul
Like Shiner Bock and Pizza it Burries me whole

I like to eat it with fries
Or pretend that I’m eating it on pies

I’m too drunk to taste this chicken
So now I’m eating pizza
Gimme the clerks


Sincerely, really drunk