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Offline Dennyroxsox

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3900 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:04 »
In the 90s we always ate it green,
Sometimes even purple if we were keen,
We learned it was high in fructose,
Perhaps lethal with enough of a dose,
Doomed to an unsweet future we could have not forseen

Offline KatzenKinder

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3901 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:04 »
O sweet ketchup
May well run through my veins
Tomatoes' deep red
On my shirt - ketchup stains

« Last Edit: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:01:46 by KatzenKinder »

Offline Wongstongs

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3902 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:05 »
**** ketchup, mustard is better
When you need to make your bun wetter
Mustard is there for your pleasure
Squirt it all over for good measure
It'll slide right down your gullet
Slick like your sun kissed mullet
Mustard deserves a love letter
**** ketchup, mustard is better

Offline naasfu

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3903 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:05 »
(non-entry, just posting for fun)

you call me bitter and spicy
yellow seeds of jealousy

but it's him that i always catch you peeking
it's him you dream about squeezing
makes you want to spread
but all i see is red

57 varieties is a lie.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/there-never-were-57-varieties-heinz-ketchup-180965158/
a cute stray cat combination that comes out happily when you look at your face is cute

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Offline sleepy

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3904 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:05 »
how i love thee, red
drip sweet tomato pours for
eggs d'oeuvres and more

Offline Moistgun

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3905 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:05 »


Boohoo I dont have a single creative bone in my body

GL everyone :)

Offline zap2oz

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3906 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:05 »
I put ketchup on
everything that I can
and some things I can't

Offline tephwn

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3907 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:05 »
Ketchup Haiku from a Chicagoan:
Red creamy thick sauce
On burgers, never hot dogs
Gatekeeping ketchup

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3908 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:05 »
And here on the eve of one hundred and one
To honor the crimson condiment king
I squint my eyes and sit here in doubt
Wondering will I, maybe, pull it out?

A poem is asked by the maker of clacks
To raise thy ketchup high above
But, what to write upon this page
That hopefully won’t be too strange?

Ketchup or catsup, dressing or gravy
Whatever you put it on, it’s all good baby
That scarlet coloring running right on through
Might it also be good mixed in a stew? (Baby, you’ve got a stew going)

Hot dogs and hamburgers on the Fourth of July
Under hot summer days or cool winter nights
Ketchup will never ever go out of style
So, why don’t you sit and enjoy it for a while?

It’s the pièce de résistance of every meal
And if you don’t agree then you just have to deal
It’s almost like Noisy never winning a clack
Sometimes, isn’t life just really really wack?

So, I sit here and write, scratching my head
Pondering and musing while eating my bread
About the mysterious allure of this ruby toppin’
Is there anything in life that it doesn’t make poppin’?

The answer is no, a resounding hell no!
Ketchup is number one through the highs and the lows
Slather it on everything you hold dear
Then suck it all down, it won’t be…weird?

So, that’s it for me, that’s all I got
I have no idea what I’m doing, I’m probably just a bot
But, take heed of the message I bring to you all
This sauce is the best from the windows to the walls

Also, **** you mustard

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3909 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:05 »
Overpowering
Goes well with chicken fingers
Non-Newtonian


Offline Elth

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3910 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:05 »
Tomato Ketchup

If do you do not shake the bottle,
None'll come and then a lot'll...
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Offline fatpolomanjr

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3911 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:06 »
Ketchup
Catsup
Ketchup
Catsup
Ketchup?
Cats...hmm...
I'm in way over my
head.

He's uhm
talking to the ketchup
now

Burns is
sure acting nutty.

Maybe going broke and
losing his plant
destroyed his brain.

Are you here
to solve my ketchup
problem?

Yeeees
that's right.
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Offline dondongler

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3912 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:06 »
Sometimes a haiku
Can be about condiments
Ketchup for instance

Offline PerniciousPony

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3913 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:06 »
Ketchup on my mind
I squeeze it in my switches
How my stems now glide


Offline Puss

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3914 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:06 »
Ketchup is so great
I put that sh*t on errthang
The best condiment
« Last Edit: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:02:47 by 0GBobbyJohnson »

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3915 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:06 »
I only want ketchup.
It’s all that I like.
I don’t need a burger.
I don’t need a bike.

I don’t want a tuba,
a truck or a train,
bananas, bandanas,
pianos or rain.

I’ll pass on canasta,
gymnastics and chess.
I don’t need a diamond
a dog or a dress.

I’m fine without fairies,
canaries or figs,
tomatoes, tornadoes,
tortillas and twigs.

I’d give up guitars
and carnations and cheese,
The sparkling stars
and the wind in the trees,

I don’t need a hug
or an afternoon hike.
Just pass me the ketchup.
It’s all that I like.

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3916 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:06 »
Alright, so I did a few. Maybe it’s because I’m a cheaty ****, but I wrote them out and couldn’t choose between them. I’m not really a poet first, I’m more of a novelist, but I gave it my best go. I thought I’d try and emulate a few classic poets first, to get a feel for what to do. After that, I wrote some in a few random ones, more original styles. I ended up doing eleven, but I cut down to six for the sake of brevity.

All works presented are original, and were written today, beginning around 8 PM Eastern time, with a stop for dinner.

At the bottom of this post, you will find a video recording of me reading out all the poems aloud. As a matter of personal taste and duty to the reader, I believe that the best way to enjoy a work is to have it read to you. Since I cannot be in each of your rooms personally, this will have to suffice. Unfortunately, I am still recovering from recent illness, but hopefully the point still gets across. I put on my best poet outfit for this, but I admit I shaved my moustache a week ago, and that would have been perfect for this. I also wanted to get my bass guitar out and do some true word jazz, but I’d need an extra day for that. So it goes.

My recommendation to you, reader, is that you listen to the recording and follow along while looking at the words. However, should you choose to only enjoy only the words or only the recording, this is also entirely valid.

Without further ado, please enjoy.

-P

~

EMULATIONS

Borgesian Ketchup (“Tlön-mato Caveat, Orbus Emptor”)

“The same chemicals were used in cooking as were used in the composition of her own being: only those which caused the most violent reaction, contradiction, and teasing, the refusal to answer questions but the love of [asking] them, and all the strong spices of human relationship which bore a relation to black pepper, paprika, soybean sauce, ketchup and red peppers.” -Anais Nin

-2019

****insonian Ketchup (“Solitary Enjoyment”)

I looked upon the bottle red
Upon a table alone in the room
Inside, a fine tomato spread
Just for me.

The octagon of glass enclosed it
Keeping the contents hidden away.
I so dearly longed to taste
And throw my head back in ecstasy.

A passing crow inspects the crumbs
Brown, white, stained with vinegar
The remnants of the fine bun
That I so deeply enjoyed.

-2019

Whitmanian Ketchup (“Ballad of the Ketchup Commander”)

Still here I carry my delicious burden,
That of the ketchup commander.

With my health and my bottles,
I go forth into the aether of day,
I go forth into the murk of night,
To bring the delicious scent
Of fine tomato condiment
to the masses.

To bring this lovely taste to the entire Earth,
Would be insufficient in my quest.
To bring this lovely taste to the entire solar system,
Would be insufficient in my quest.

Nay, I must cover the universe
In ketchup.

-2019

EMANATIONS

Ballpark Frank

The crack of the bat, a scream
Somewhere, a few rows behind me, a child had cried out
Is it despair, or joy?
I turn to look
He has dropped his hot dog
On the ground in the aisle
A pale sausage lies, bloody, no
Smothered in a splatter of ketchup and sauerkraut.
The child is on his knees,
Weeping at the loss of his treasure.

-2019

Ketch’s Blues

Ketchup is the Take Five of condiments
It can be found in any smoky bar
Or alone in the fridge of a divorced father after a drunken night.
It is a member of the free jazz quartet of condiments,
Found at the center of a barbecue,
Where Sarah shares the sex of her new baby with her friends,
Where Mark announces his engagement to Anne,
Where Rebecca and Tony casually mention to a close friend that they are looking for
         something to do later—perhaps?
Where Arnold watches his daughter take her first steps.
Ketchup, Mustard, Mayonnaise, and Relish are all there,
Watching, listening, playing
On hot dogs, on brisket
The songs of lunch and dinner

-2019

Family Matters

It was his first apartment, and he had to stock the fridge
He put the groceries away listening to Corcovado
And thought of his girlfriend as he put away the ketchup.

She was getting ready to move in with him
The two of them would make memories together
She thought of him as she put ketchup on her eggs.

They danced in the living room,
a turntable played My Foolish Heart
And they thought of what their family might one day become.

She wanted two girls
He wanted two boys
They met halfway.

Twin white plates,
Each with six chicken nuggets and a handful of french fries,
And a healthy serving of ketchup.

Ketchup bound together brother and sister,
Like oil and eggs in Mayonnaise
Like their parents:

Inseparable.

-2019


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Offline Prebeta

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3917 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:06 »
All over my meat
I feel a sticky texture
Tastes a little sour.

Offline switchnollie

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3918 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:06 »
I wrote this limerick with ease.
Tell me about your ghost keys.
Mustard is wack.
I want a click clack.
Ketchup really is the bees knees.
« Last Edit: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:02:13 by switchnollie »


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Offline godinjointform

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3919 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:06 »
An ode to liquid tomatoes
condiment for my pommes frites
tangy swirls on top of meat :-[
ketchup, catsup, reddish sauce
how I dream of your sweet gloss
when I feel that hungr pang
then I know to make it rain
dropping that umami 'sup
there for me when going's rough
Jordan's water won't hold up
to godinjointform's secret stuff
I love you ketchup

Offline jacobsmirror

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3920 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:06 »
There was a man who became flustered
He had such a hard time making custard
His eggs became scrambled
And in a fit and a gamble
He said, "Ah, I'll just add some ketchup."
Because, **** mustard.

Offline Chimera

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3921 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:06 »
Never has there been a condiment that is so prolific.
Ketchup, in every way, is simply terrific.
Eagerly, i walk to aisle 3.
Knowing Ketchup is coming home with me.

What's for dinner? I dont care.
Whatever it is, ketchup will surely be there.
Meatloaf! Burgers! Mac 'N Cheese!
The thought of any brings me to my knees.

Ketchup is red which stands for power.
I'll put it on whatever I devour.
John Kerry's wife is an owner of Heinz
I would gladly let her put some on my fries.

I've had many lovers both now and the past.
Encorporated ketchup and its been a blast.
My last words will be throw mustard in the waste basket.
When I die, I want ketchup to cover my casket.

Offline iamtooclackforthis

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3922 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:06 »
How I love ketchup
My most needed condiment
I use it daily

You allow me to stomach burgers for weeks on end.
Eggs become palatable again
A french fry's best friend.

Sometimes I eat a lot
Sometimes I like it hot
To be honest, this took some thought.

Offline keebweeb

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3923 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:06 »
Ketchup is what I crave
Ketchup is what I desire
Glop glop
It flops onto my omelette
But these eggs can't hold onto any of it
And it slides into my bacon
« Last Edit: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:02:44 by keebweeb »

Offline Firebolt1914

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3924 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:06 »
Red and sweet, it's a sauce of tomatoes
Makes many a food truly delightful
Some may dislike it but I think it's fuego
I like it so much, give me a plateful!

The smell of ketchup makes me excited
Pungent and fruity, there is nothing close
Pass me the bottle, this **** is sacred
Straight into my mouth this ketchup flows

At the end there is an important rule
Agree with it or not, should be aware
Put ketchup on a h'dog, you are a fool
Souls who do so fill my heart with despair

Sometimes, the truth can be unfortunate
For hotdogs, I am very passionate

Offline scud80

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3925 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:06 »
French fries are naked
What condiment for cladding?
The ketchup beckons

Offline brighenne

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3926 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:06 »
Catchup
Catsup
Ketchup

Death to mustard sympathizers

Offline iArson

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3927 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:06 »

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Hayt how the **** do you keep winning
Lemme ketchup to u

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Offline widdlekitty

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3928 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:06 »

Offline Belfong

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3929 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:06 »
Ketchup
Is tomatoe?
Or tomato?
Is plant?
Or vege?

Ketchup
Is British?
Is American?
Is Asian?
Is Latino?

In Cantonese
“Kay” is tomato
“Chup” is juice
Coincidence?
I think not

Ketchup
Regardless of class
Will win me clacks
That’s why
I love ketchup!
 

Offline Remsky

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3930 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:06 »
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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3931 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:07 »
haiku~

catsup to mustard:
hurry up, come on, mustard!
u gotta ketchup!
« Last Edit: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:03:54 by VesperSAINT »

Offline txclack

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3932 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:07 »
A ketchup limerick

There once was a condiment so prolific
whose taste could only be described as exquisite

It can be had with chicken, fries, and burgers
but don't put it on a hotdog, or you'll get murdered.

**** it! Even on a hot dog, ketchup is the ****.


A ketchup haiku

American sauce

Texture so creamy its true

It's color is red

Offline Zeal

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3933 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:07 »
Canadians have ketchup chips
Something Americans don't
Maple leafs are red
And so are you.
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Offline TheGreatIceDrake

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3934 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:07 »
The scent of smoke was on the air
As I approached the Barbeque
Plates of meats were looking fair
And I knew then what I must do

I opened up my fanny pack
Where the flavour doth reside
And from it's depths I pulled a snack
Crimson as a bloody tide

Conversation goes quiet
All eyes have turned to me
People ready to riot
If this sauce is not soon freed

Tomatoes, acid, spice to taste
A combo fit for a God
On all the foods it must be placed
Else be labeled as a fraud

I am the man who brings joy
To every event I go
Meat without sauce is a decoy
Now let the ketchup flow

Offline The_judge_168

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3935 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:08 »

Ketchup and french fries
perfect together, just like
clacks on my keyboard

Offline ReadmeDotTxt

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3936 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:08 »

red, goopy fruit mash
always yummy in tummy
hotdog is taco

Offline NAV

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3937 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:08 »
Once my switch doth ping
With ringing shrieks of death
Ketchup becomes lube

Offline LightningXI

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3938 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:08 »
Ketchup With Clack Therapy - A Haiku

"**** me with ketchup"
Clack got me, without the Heinz
Pudds, done that catch-up?
« Last Edit: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:02:12 by LightningXI »

Offline mattp

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3939 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:08 »
Ketchup, Please
-----------------------------

Before I walk off, my receipt is signed,
When prompted for my choice of condiment,
A tangy tomato juice springs to mind,
Yes, to that sauce, I'd build a monument.

With hotdog in hand, I say 'ketchup, please';
I choke the bottle, urging lactations,
Turning it around, giving it a squeeze,
Large globs plop out with farty vibrations.

Mouth watering for that scarlet nectar,
I take one bite of that thick red dressing.
You could call me its highest respector,
Can you not tell that's what I'm confessing?

I'll love that crimson gravy forever,
Even its stains on my cashmere sweater.

Offline Incredigasmic

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3940 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:08 »
On a hotdog or a bun
Ketchup is Number 1!
Red and runny, please don't stop
Eating ketchup blows my top!

Shake it high, shake it low
Watch that ketchup goodness flow!
Flip it, dip it, slip it, bite
Downing ketchup all damn night

Mustard sucks, you know it's true
Eat that yummy ketchup goo
Why eat yellow when there's red?
Slurp that ketchup till you're dead.
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Offline mdlt97

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3941 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:09 »
Rose are red
Ketchup is godly
I'm pretty sure it's the only thing clack puts in his body
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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3942 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:09 »
Heinz 57 could have stopped with just 1

Ketchup is tasty and versatile and fun


It's made from tomatoes so it's quite healthy too

And because it is blended you don't have to chew


Other condiments hate it because it's perfection

The other 56 are just poser confections



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Offline LiQuiDs

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3943 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:09 »
Ketchup meets Mustard ....

They embraced each other and melted ...

As if they had waited so long for each other ...

It seems like they will never part each other ....


They look like they melt in love ...

Meat and bread were watching ....

Its beautiful melted, vegetables are quietly quietly ....

Quietly ... watched and cried ...



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Offline crystalflame

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3944 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:09 »
Please allow me to say my meaty monologue
You can squeeze me all over a hot sweaty dog.

I will envelop your warm toasty nuggets inside of me
You better keep my top on or I'll spill on you with glee.

I'm red and viscous like what you see during shark week
Compare me to mustard and your options are looking bleak.

French fries, eggs, sausage, hash browns, do you need time to catch up?
If you don't know by now, you will, my name is ketchup.

Offline danielucf

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3945 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:10 »
Man of [ketchup] culture:

Ishigaki, Yum
Delicious crimson on steak
Red sauce I love you
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Offline maxf

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3946 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:10 »


**** you skye
« Last Edit: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:03:37 by maxf »

Offline sleepy916

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  • Location: East Bay, California
Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3947 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:10 »


My Haiku, not my drawing, by a guy named ricky.  ^-^

Offline dollartacos

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3948 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:10 »
Smack!
Again and again. Smack!
This was needed
This is necessary
The dog just wouldn't go down
With one final smack, it began to flow
So much red
So much red for such a tiny hole
As it flowed it spread, covering the dog
I suddenly became aware of my tongue
No longer the dry, foreign muscle in my mouth
It was soft and wet
Mouth watering as the dog was reddening
This time, it would happen
This time it had to happen
No waiting, no delaying
It had to be now
Otherwise, the freezer
And then thawing in the sink
But that was before
I'm hungry now
I gently wrapped the dog in a blanket of bleached grains
And began to eat







Offline hayt

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Re: Clack Happens
« Reply #3949 on: Fri, 08 February 2019, 22:00:10 »
Here is my ketchup limerick!


Tap the ketchup from the bottle,
First a little, then a lottle.
Watch the viscous liquid slide,
Onto delicious french fries.
Too bad they changed the nozzle.