If anyone has a spare Lasered key I'll test that too - not willing to trash my NIB Dell AT101W quite yet.
Shouldn't be too hard to find lasered keys actually, given that it's not uncommon on more-or-less-white boards. I could send you a few from my parts G81, but sending some stupid
keys over the pond, for sandblasting tests nonetheless, nah, not exactly what I call economic.
I just checked, and there seem to be a number of
cheap light-colored Cherry G83 boards one could pick up, mostly RS6700s. If you do, please tell us how you dislike the board, possibly even in comparison to the mighty Logitech $9.99 rubber dome.
(I'd think it should be some serious competition down there.)
And who said you couldn't get some
two-shot goodness? (I'll gladly supply some cleaning hints if needed - not like there'd be any significant amounts of black magic involved.)