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geekhack Community => Off Topic => Topic started by: rarar on Mon, 11 February 2019, 01:07:27
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And the person goes and sets themselves up at a nice little table. The setup is a whole ordeal! First the bag, then the laptop, the keyboard, the books, a nice drink, the whole 9 yards. So they get a USB SanDisk Cruzer plugged in to the laptop, and boot into their favorite flavor of Linux. They’re logging in to their user account and they use the laptop keyboard.
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And then get asked to leave for drinking in the book warehouse.
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And then get asked to leave for drinking in the book warehouse.
Tree killer warehouse smell nice.
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So a keyboard enthusiast walks into a bar...
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So a keyboard enthusiast walks into a bar...
Question: was the bar showing Won't You Be My Neighbor? Because, I would like to go to their.
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So a keyboard enthusiast walks into a space bar ...
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So a keyboard enthusiast walks into a space bar ...
Where's the picard ?.. he owes me money.
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So a keyboard enthusiast walks into a space bar ...
Where's the picard ?.. he owes me money.
Picard shot first!
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So a keyboard enthusiast walks into a spacebar....
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So a keyboard enthusiast walks in to a space-bar ...
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So a keyboard enthusiast walks into a space bar ...
Best geek dad joke of the year...
You have 10.5 months to best it.
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So a keyboard enthusiast walks in to a space-bar ...
So a keyboard enthusiast walks in to a space-bar...and loses control. The enthusiast wants to tap that fine looking lady but she says you're not my type. He decides to take a pause/break - this is getting too much. Patience is key. Time to go home but I will return. The space-bar had 4 directions and only one escape. Total fire hazard.
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Best geek dad joke of the year...
You have 10.5 months to best it.
We might as well Delete the whole thread.
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So a keyboard enthusiast walks in to a space-bar ...
So a keyboard enthusiast walks in to a space-bar...and loses control. The enthusiast wants to tap that fine looking lady but she says you're not my type. He decides to take a pause/break - this is getting too much. Patience is key. Time to go home but I will return. The space-bar had 4 directions and only one escape. Total fire hazard.
Too real ;_;
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Best geek dad joke of the year...
You have 10.5 months to best it.
We might as well Delete the whole thread.
There is no escape.
My keybaord is faulty.
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Best geek dad joke of the year...
You have 10.5 months to best it.
We might as well Delete the whole thread.
There is no escape.
My keybaord is faulty.
what color was it ?
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There is no escape.
My keybaord is faulty.
what color was it ?
I think it was teal.
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There is no escape.
My keybaord is faulty.
what color was it ?
I think it was teal.
(https://i.imgur.com/zkdP3qz.gif)
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Best geek dad joke of the year...
You have 10.5 months to best it.
We might as well Delete the whole thread.
There is no escape.
My keybaord is faulty.
what color was it ?
The same colour as all the other keycaps.
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So a keyboard enthusiast walks in to a space-bar ...
So a keyboard enthusiast walks in to a space-bar...and loses control. The enthussiast wants to tap that fine looking lady but she says you're not my type. He decides to take a pause/break - this is getting too much. Patience is key. Time to go home but I will return. The space-bar had 4 directions and only one escape. Total fire hazard.
... He realised that she was a waitress in that bar, her name was MaTilde. She seemed to like him, wanted to show him her book she was reading. He looked Up the Page, but couldn't understand a bit, as it was in French. His thoughts were Alternating between taking her Home, or staying in the Space-bar. However, she Slashed his ideas, as didn't want to leave the bar, even though it was almost End of her Shift. Instead she suggested to have some coffe, but all Caps were already Locked in the cupboard. He walked to jukebox to play some music, Instered a coin, but machine simply didn't Function...
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so does this story end in sweaty bed exercise or sweaty keyboard contamination?
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so does this story end in sweaty bed exercise or sweaty keyboard contamination?
Yes.
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were there ne Females @ the bar/library/library-bar
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Haha. Quite funny. Ironic how they use their laptop keyboard for anything other than programming.
We're all nerds here ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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were there ne Females @ the bar/library/library-bar
Idk , maybe me reading the programming books section that is practically empty.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=DctVteQDRIM (https://www.youtube.com/watch?reload=9&v=DctVteQDRIM)
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So a keyboard enthusiast walks in to a space-bar ...
So a keyboard enthusiast walks in to a space-bar...and loses control. The enthusiast wants to tap that fine looking lady but she says you're not my type. He decides to take a pause/break - this is getting too much. Patience is key. Time to go home but I will return. The space-bar had 4 directions and only one escape. Total fire hazard.
Nailed it!