What is the most messed up thing you did as a kid?

[demik]

christ that pun was garbage

I was going to disagree with you but then I realised..

Are you a dad by any chance demik?

neither you nor the state can prove that!



nah, i hate kids actually. the world doesn't need any more clutter. at least not from me.

[tp4tissue]

christ that pun was garbage

I was going to disagree with you but then I realised..

Are you a dad by any chance demik?

neither you nor the state can prove that!



nah, i hate kids actually. the world doesn't need any more clutter. at least not from me.

demik's secret army.. ?

[demik]

christ that pun was garbage

I was going to disagree with you but then I realised..

Are you a dad by any chance demik?

neither you nor the state can prove that!



nah, i hate kids actually. the world doesn't need any more clutter. at least not from me.

demik's secret army.. ?

im glad u went with army and not cartel, you're learning tp!

[rowdy]

This seems appropriate here ...

How dark is your personality?

I am, apparently, infrequently vile – I mostly put others before myself, though I may find occasions in which my dark side shines.

[sncbraxsc2]

I took $5 from a kid with Down's.

[tp4tissue]

This seems appropriate here ...

How dark is your personality?

I am, apparently, infrequently vile – I mostly put others before myself, though I may find occasions in which my dark side shines.

High Five



If your name is R00twurm,  WILL bite your head off..

[sncbraxsc2]

This seems appropriate here ...

How dark is your personality?

I am, apparently, infrequently vile – I mostly put others before myself, though I may find occasions in which my dark side shines.

High Five

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If your name is R00twurm,  WILL bite your head off..

haha never forget the

Unacceptable lies perpetrated by --Rootwyrm--



I suppose I can be a little ruthless when I'm feeling spicy.

[tp4tissue]

This seems appropriate here ...

How dark is your personality?

I am, apparently, infrequently vile – I mostly put others before myself, though I may find occasions in which my dark side shines.

haha never forget the

Unacceptable lies perpetrated by --Rootwyrm--

Show Image

I suppose I can be a little ruthless when I'm feeling spicy.

-Psychopathy- is the most dangerous one,  The other 2 is at worst personal harm..  Psychopathy harms others.. !

[sncbraxsc2]

This seems appropriate here ...

How dark is your personality?

I am, apparently, infrequently vile – I mostly put others before myself, though I may find occasions in which my dark side shines.

haha never forget the

Unacceptable lies perpetrated by --Rootwyrm--

Show Image

I suppose I can be a little ruthless when I'm feeling spicy.

-Psychopathy- is the most dangerous one,  The other 2 is at worst personal harm..  Psychopathy harms others.. !

My psychopathic level is a little higher than yours according to the answers we gave this BBC game..  >:D

Psychopathy - "persistent antisocial behavior, impaired empathy, impaired remorse, bold, disinhibited, and egotistical traits"

I think these characteristics are often seen in people that frequent online communities like this. I feel like honest people will say they experience these traits to some extent. Reminds me of that, "Of course... but maybe," bit by Louis C.K.

[chyros]

I was more or less directly responsible for a teacher not getting her contract extended and I was significantly involved with another resigning.

[JP]

I sold a dead bird to a blind kid.

[sncbraxsc2]

I was more or less directly responsible for a teacher not getting her contract extended and I was significantly involved with another resigning.

Did they not deserve it? Or do you just regret being ruthless in your dedication to justice?

One day I had a substitute that was completely insane. Like right from the go, one kid said "present" instead of "here" and a few kids giggled and she sent the kid to the office. I distinctly remember her saying, "Y'all think thissa game.. I ain't playin around today." She was a nightmare for another few hours and half the class reported it. She was out by noon, it was very strange.

[chyros]

I was more or less directly responsible for a teacher not getting her contract extended and I was significantly involved with another resigning.

Did they not deserve it? Or do you just regret being ruthless in your dedication to justice?

One day I had a substitute that was completely insane. Like right from the go, one kid said "present" instead of "here" and a few kids giggled and she sent the kid to the office. I distinctly remember her saying, "Y'all think thissa game.. I ain't playin around today." She was a nightmare for another few hours and half the class reported it. She was out by noon, it was very strange.

Oh all my teachers were really weird, and at the time I definitely felt like they deserved it, but of course that's bollocks. I was a pretty nasty kid in secondary school (only to teachers though, not to other pupils).

[p_blaze]

This seems appropriate here ...

How dark is your personality?

I am, apparently, infrequently vile – I mostly put others before myself, though I may find occasions in which my dark side shines.

haha never forget the

Unacceptable lies perpetrated by --Rootwyrm--

Show Image

I suppose I can be a little ruthless when I'm feeling spicy.

-Psychopathy- is the most dangerous one,  The other 2 is at worst personal harm..  Psychopathy harms others.. !

My psychopathic level is a little higher than yours according to the answers we gave this BBC game..  >:D

Psychopathy - "persistent antisocial behavior, impaired empathy, impaired remorse, bold, disinhibited, and egotistical traits"

I think these characteristics are often seen in people that frequent online communities like this. I feel like honest people will say they experience these traits to some extent. Reminds me of that, "Of course... but maybe," bit by Louis C.K.

Got max machiavellanism, neutral on the others. I do recognize that I have messed up morals lol

[Findecanor]

My class in eight/ninth grade was responsible for making a teacher give up and resign. I do not admit responsibility for that - because I tended to skip school a lot at that time.

[rowdy]

Old thread )

I am still infrequently vile ...

[Kavik]

I read this whole thread, not realizing how old it is.

The only terrible thing that comes to mind is one time I literally beat the guts out of a frog with a baseball bat (its organs were coming out of its mouth), and I blamed it on my neighbor friend when my mom found the body.

[noisyturtle]

So no one here did anything really bad, seems like you were for the most part  a well-behaved bunch.

I mean, has anyone here spent time in juvie or a mental hospital or in a program for troubled youth? Like any real ****?

[tp4tissue]

So no one here did anything really bad, seems like you were for the most part  a well-behaved bunch.

I mean, has anyone here spent time in juvie or a mental hospital or in a program for troubled youth? Like any real ****?

All the kewl people are out partying/ doing the drugz/ hazn' pre-marital copulations..

[noisyturtle]

So no one here did anything really bad, seems like you were for the most part  a well-behaved bunch.

I mean, has anyone here spent time in juvie or a mental hospital or in a program for troubled youth? Like any real ****?

All the kewl people are out partying/ doing the drugz/ hazn' pre-marital copulations..

you're only cool if you never get caught

[ander]

When I was 14, I mixed up a bunch of gunpowder from a recipe I found in Popular Science magazine, and tried lighting a little bit of it to see what happened. Unfortunately, I did this too close to the can with all the rest of it I'd mixed up, and a spark jumped from the bit I was lighting to the can, and the whole thing went up in a big ball of flame and smoke and singed my eyebrows off. They've grown back since, but—as I'm sure you'll agree—still, right?

[tp4tissue]

When I was 14, I mixed up a bunch of gunpowder from a recipe I found in Popular Science magazine, and tried lighting a little bit of it to see what happened. Unfortunately, I did this too close to the can with all the rest of it I'd mixed up, and a spark jumped from the bit I was lighting to the can, and the whole thing went up in a big ball of flame and smoke and singed my eyebrows off. They've grown back since, but—as I'm sure you'll agree—still, right?

Eyebrows are confusing.. What do they even do.. and how come some people don't have them 

[Kavik]

When I was 14, I mixed up a bunch of gunpowder from a recipe I found in Popular Science magazine, and tried lighting a little bit of it to see what happened. Unfortunately, I did this too close to the can with all the rest of it I'd mixed up, and a spark jumped from the bit I was lighting to the can, and the whole thing went up in a big ball of flame and smoke and singed my eyebrows off. They've grown back since, but—as I'm sure you'll agree—still, right?

Eyebrows are confusing.. What do they even do.. and how come some people don't have them 

Women pluck them off for the first 30 years of life so that they can draw them back on for the next 40 years.

[tp4tissue]

When I was 14, I mixed up a bunch of gunpowder from a recipe I found in Popular Science magazine, and tried lighting a little bit of it to see what happened. Unfortunately, I did this too close to the can with all the rest of it I'd mixed up, and a spark jumped from the bit I was lighting to the can, and the whole thing went up in a big ball of flame and smoke and singed my eyebrows off. They've grown back since, but—as I'm sure you'll agree—still, right?

Eyebrows are confusing.. What do they even do.. and how come some people don't have them 

Women pluck them off for the first 30 years of life so that they can draw them back on for the next 40 years.

[pixelpusher]

Broke into a house that was for sale.  Spilled paint all over hard wood floors.  Pissed in the floor vents.  Turned on all of the water faucets. 

I wish someone would have told me there were better things to do than be an ******* as a kid.  Seemed funny at the time.

/shrug

[tp4tissue]

Broke into a house that was for sale.  Spilled paint all over hard wood floors.  Pissed in the floor vents.  Turned on all of the water faucets. 

I wish someone would have told me there were better things to do than be an ******* as a kid.  Seemed funny at the time.

/shrug

That's pretty horrific,  ~could be 10-50k worth of damage.

[pixelpusher]

Broke into a house that was for sale.  Spilled paint all over hard wood floors.  Pissed in the floor vents.  Turned on all of the water faucets. 

I wish someone would have told me there were better things to do than be an ******* as a kid.  Seemed funny at the time.

/shrug

That's pretty horrific,  ~could be 10-50k worth of damage.

What can I say?  I’ve always been an over-achiever.

[henz]

Not sure if it was the worst, but at least one of the most memorable:

Me and my friend built a gigantic pyramid out of pavement stones on a one way street in the middle of the night, and hid until a car came. 2 cars backed out, but one decided to throw away all the stones. Took him like 20 mins to clean everything

[rowdy]

When I was 14, I mixed up a bunch of gunpowder from a recipe I found in Popular Science magazine, and tried lighting a little bit of it to see what happened. Unfortunately, I did this too close to the can with all the rest of it I'd mixed up, and a spark jumped from the bit I was lighting to the can, and the whole thing went up in a big ball of flame and smoke and singed my eyebrows off. They've grown back since, but—as I'm sure you'll agree—still, right?

Eyebrows are confusing.. What do they even do.. and how come some people don't have them 

Women pluck them off for the first 30 years of life so that they can draw them back on for the next 40 years.

I know this woman who painted her eyebrows on too high one day.

I told her, and she looked surprised.

[ander]

When I was 14, I mixed up a bunch of gunpowder from a recipe I found in Popular Science magazine, and tried lighting a little bit of it to see what happened. Unfortunately, I did this too close to the can with all the rest of it I'd mixed up, and a spark jumped from the bit I was lighting to the can, and the whole thing went up in a big ball of flame and smoke and singed my eyebrows off. They've grown back since, but—as I'm sure you'll agree—still, right?

Eyebrows are confusing.. What do they even do.. and how come some people don't have them 

I have a friend here who does this. You mention one thing, and he just takes off on a tangent, assuming it's just as interesting as the first thing, without the slightest clue how odd and antisocial it seems. Apparently he can't tell the difference—it's just the way his brain is structured. Are you like that? I had a pet anteater once.

Not sure if it was the worst, but at least one of the most memorable... Me and my friend built a gigantic pyramid out of pavement stones on a one way street in the middle of the night, and hid until a car came. 2 cars backed out, but one decided to throw away all the stones. Took him like 20 mins to clean everything

LOL! What a brilliantly evil idea. When they saw the stones they probably thought someone was going to jump out and rob them. Train robbers did that in the frontier days.

[tp4tissue]

When I was 14, I mixed up a bunch of gunpowder from a recipe I found in Popular Science magazine, and tried lighting a little bit of it to see what happened. Unfortunately, I did this too close to the can with all the rest of it I'd mixed up, and a spark jumped from the bit I was lighting to the can, and the whole thing went up in a big ball of flame and smoke and singed my eyebrows off. They've grown back since, but—as I'm sure you'll agree—still, right?

Eyebrows are confusing.. What do they even do.. and how come some people don't have them 

I have a friend here who does this. You mention one thing, and he just takes off on a tangent, assuming it's just as interesting as the first thing, without the slightest clue how odd and antisocial it seems. Apparently he can't tell the difference—it's just the way his brain is structured. Are you like that? I had a pet anteater once.

Uahahahaha.. Tp4 is 100% aware and 100% Veggie @ 10% Fats.

Tp4 only supports -The important stuff- !!


As far as Anti-social.. It's par for the course as far as internet etiquette is concerned..

If the Primary writer and his topic Fails to either trend or Springboard.. He has the opportunity to shift and refocus, if that does not happen in time for ANY REASON, then The torch is passed to the Secondary Responder..


People Confuse REAL LIFE etiquette with INTERNET..

They are Two very different things.. 

[absyrd]

Lit off a bunch of fireworks in the framed-out new construction down the street from me. Empty box caught fire in the basement. No stairs yet. Could not run down to put it out. Almost burnt down the neighborhood.

[pixelpusher]

Lit off a bunch of fireworks in the framed-out new construction down the street from me. Empty box caught fire in the basement. No stairs yet. Could not run down to put it out. Almost burnt down the neighborhood.

Ouch

[rowdy]

Lit off a bunch of fireworks in the framed-out new construction down the street from me. Empty box caught fire in the basement. No stairs yet. Could not run down to put it out. Almost burnt down the neighborhood.

Wish I could do that in some of the monstrosities they are building around here these days.

[mike52787]

when I was in third grade I smacked a kid in the head with a beach shovel

he had to go to the hospital and get staples

I dont feel bad, he was a real ****


in 9th grade there was this creepy ass girl that was crazy about one of my best friends, I stole her notebook, took pics of her love fantasy stories and sent them all around school

she thankfully never found out that it was me because that ***** was seriously psycho

[tp4tissue]

when I was in third grade I smacked a kid in the head with a beach shovel

he had to go to the hospital and get staples

I dont feel bad, he was a real ****


in 9th grade there was this creepy ass girl that was crazy about one of my best friends, I stole her notebook, took pics of her love fantasy stories and sent them all around school

she thankfully never found out that it was me because that ***** was seriously psycho

No, man,   YOU'RE the serious psycho.. hahahaha

Psychopathy is when someone has trouble with Empathy,  which you clearly demonstrate.

[mike52787]

when I was in third grade I smacked a kid in the head with a beach shovel

he had to go to the hospital and get staples

I dont feel bad, he was a real ****


in 9th grade there was this creepy ass girl that was crazy about one of my best friends, I stole her notebook, took pics of her love fantasy stories and sent them all around school

she thankfully never found out that it was me because that ***** was seriously psycho

No, man,   YOU'RE a serious psycho..

Psychopathy is when someone has trouble with Empathy,  which you clearly demonstrate.

ouch?

[tp4tissue]

when I was in third grade I smacked a kid in the head with a beach shovel

he had to go to the hospital and get staples

I dont feel bad, he was a real ****


in 9th grade there was this creepy ass girl that was crazy about one of my best friends, I stole her notebook, took pics of her love fantasy stories and sent them all around school

she thankfully never found out that it was me because that ***** was seriously psycho

No, man,   YOU'RE a serious psycho..

Psychopathy is when someone has trouble with Empathy,  which you clearly demonstrate.

ouch?

well.. being a psycho, doesn't mean you're a bad person..

But , it does mean you may exhibit callous behavior.

Depending on your socio-economic background and lvl of education,  you either end up a CEO, or a lonely dude wondering why no one likes ya..

Again.. Not fundamentally a bad thing.. 

[mike52787]

a lonely dude wondering why no one likes ya..

joke's on you Im already at that point  )

[tp4tissue]

a lonely dude wondering why no one likes ya..

joke's on you Im already at that point  )

Well, you're here in a good place..

@ Gekhak, no one will stop you from drowning loneliness away with endless keeb-purchasing..

And there's also Popeyes Fried Chicken, which will always be there..