Curse you, Thomas.
I thought I was done with my search for keyboards. My Model M and Cherry MX Blues were good enough for me, and I was perfectly happy to live the rest of my life in blissful ignorance about the hundreds of other types of switches that exist on the market. My Geekhack account went untouched for years, and my bank account was happy.
Then I found your blasted reviews, and here I am. Back on Geekhack, typing comments to you with my newly arrived (and amazing feeling) Model F-122 after using Soarer's converter to create my own custom keyboard layout, and already thinking about how it would be so super cool if I could get my hands on a nice beam-spring board, even though I've barely had time to enjoy this one for an entire weekend!
The keyboard demon was sated and sleeping. You reawakened it.
Curse you, Thomas. Curse you.