Our father, RNGesus,
Hallowed be thy name.
Thy caps disperse.
May my name be called, in raffle as it at home when its time to brush my childreens teeth or do dishes.
Give us this day our bro caps.
And forgive us our lost raffles,
as we forgive those who win raffles.
And lead us not into flipping Bros for profit,
but deliver us from the Classifieds.
For you are the random number generator, and the power,
and the glory, for ever and ever.
Amen.
EDIT: HOLY CRAP IT WORKED!