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noisyturtle:
--- Quote from: suicidal_orange on Sat, 11 December 2021, 07:22:36 ---
--- Quote from: noisyturtle on Mon, 06 December 2021, 14:25:17 ---Old is always 10 years older than you currently are, until you reach somewhere in your 40s and ask yourself, "Wait, am I the old one now??"
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I always looked at it as "old" had to be more than half way dead and young me learned people should live to 70, so the bar is set at 40. As approach it I don't think time is a good measure and instead question whether "old" is defined by lifestyle and life choices, attitude, or physical and mental decline and by any of these metrics I'm not there yet. It's likely I'll never hit the threshold of the first two and when the last starts to affect me seriously I'll be planning my exit.
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Old is when you can no longer date a college girl and not come off as a creep :))
fohat.digs:
The old rule of thumb used to be "half your age + 3"
noisyturtle:
--- Quote from: fohat.digs on Sat, 11 December 2021, 20:37:32 ---The old rule of thumb used to be "half your age + 3"
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I dunno, 33 and 60 seems gross.
I always had the rule 13 years. You date someone over/under 13 years from your age you just won't have anything to talk about. It gets worse and worse the bigger that gap gets, a 60 year old would look at a 33 year old like they were an alien. A ****able alien.
suicidal_orange:
--- Quote from: noisyturtle on Sat, 11 December 2021, 20:35:01 ---Old is when you can no longer date a college girl and not come off as a creep :))
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College here finishes at 18, pretty sure it's older (21?) for you though so not so bad. Acceptable at 30 here? Maybe just, if she's one of the oldest in her year.
--- Quote from: noisyturtle on Sat, 11 December 2021, 20:39:45 ---I dunno, 33 and 60 seems gross.
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At this point it's not a creepy old guy looking too young it's the lady's interest that's strange. Though probably the interest is in the inheritance rather than the guy...
Sintpinty:
--- Quote from: suicidal_orange on Sun, 12 December 2021, 03:47:50 ---
--- Quote from: noisyturtle on Sat, 11 December 2021, 20:35:01 ---Old is when you can no longer date a college girl and not come off as a creep :))
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College here finishes at 18, pretty sure it's older (21?) for you though so not so bad. Acceptable at 30 here? Maybe just, if she's one of the oldest in her year.
--- Quote from: noisyturtle on Sat, 11 December 2021, 20:39:45 ---I dunno, 33 and 60 seems gross.
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At this point it's not a creepy old guy looking too young it's the lady's interest that's strange. Though probably the interest is in the inheritance rather than the guy...
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Going to see spooderman no way home will let you know how it goes
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