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Offline katushkin

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Congratulations Hoff!
« on: Thu, 12 October 2017, 06:31:54 »
Congratulations are in order for everyone's favourite (sorry not sorry) moderator on his engagement yesterday! Wishing you all the best!

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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #1 on: Thu, 12 October 2017, 07:21:43 »
RIP keyboard hobby :eek:

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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #2 on: Thu, 12 October 2017, 07:50:58 »
RIP keyboard hobby :eek:

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BIG if true! Congratulations Hoff, your fiancee hit the jackpot  :-*

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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #3 on: Thu, 12 October 2017, 07:51:07 »
Woot woot, congratulations man!

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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #4 on: Thu, 12 October 2017, 07:54:01 »
Congrats man!! All the best for the future :)
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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #5 on: Thu, 12 October 2017, 08:22:52 »
Congrats Hoff!
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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #6 on: Thu, 12 October 2017, 08:35:22 »
RIP keyboard hobby :eek:

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Nah more like RIP testicles   :p :p :p

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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #7 on: Thu, 12 October 2017, 08:40:27 »
<3
My wife I a also push her button . But now she have her button push by a different men. So I buy a keyboard a mechanicale, she a reliable like a Fiat.

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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #8 on: Thu, 12 October 2017, 08:53:31 »
Congratulations..

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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #9 on: Thu, 12 October 2017, 09:25:27 »
Awwww... he won’t have time for us anymore :’(

Congratulations!!!! Who’s that lucky girl?
 

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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #10 on: Thu, 12 October 2017, 09:38:02 »
Awwww... he won’t have time for us anymore :’(

Congratulations!!!! Who’s that lucky girl?


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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #11 on: Thu, 12 October 2017, 10:00:50 »
Congratulations to Hoffmeister and Hoffmamsell!  :thumb:

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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #12 on: Thu, 12 October 2017, 18:39:53 »
Thanks everyone! 😍😘😍

Interestingly, I may actually have more time for keyboards - I'll be spending less time wooing and more time clacking! 🤣

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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #13 on: Thu, 12 October 2017, 18:40:57 »
Congrats houf!

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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #14 on: Thu, 12 October 2017, 18:58:39 »
Thanks everyone! 😍😘😍

Interestingly, I may actually have more time for keyboards - I'll be spending less time wooing and more time clacking! 🤣

Yay! We get hoff back!

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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #15 on: Thu, 12 October 2017, 19:02:18 »
"You best not stop wooing". -HoffmanWyfster 😅

😱😱😱

She is a truly wonderful woman 😍😍😍

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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #16 on: Thu, 12 October 2017, 19:12:50 »
Thanks everyone! 😍😘😍

Interestingly, I may actually have more time for keyboards - I'll be spending less time wooing and more time clacking! 🤣

Yay! We get hoff back!

Not only that... you'll gain an extra hoff! 😍

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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #17 on: Thu, 12 October 2017, 19:25:23 »
Congratulations Hoff ;D

Thanks everyone! 😍😘😍

Interestingly, I may actually have more time for keyboards - I'll be spending less time wooing and more time clacking! 🤣

Yay! We get hoff back!

Not only that... you'll gain an extra hoff! 😍

So... HoffmanChildster :eek:

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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #18 on: Thu, 12 October 2017, 19:26:46 »
The extra Hoff is the Wyfster! 😅

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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #19 on: Thu, 12 October 2017, 19:33:49 »
Grats, dude! Welcome to the ball 'n chain club.
I generally hate all keycaps. Keycaps are for poofs. Real men touchtype on stems. Non-functional artisans are awesome, I use them for the ESC key ... escape is for cowards anyways, real men go frontal assault.

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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #20 on: Thu, 12 October 2017, 19:59:07 »
So the big question is: How tall is she?
But what’s wrong with inequality, anyway? Answers to this question are rarely satisfying, but they do serve as a political litmus test about the kind of inequality that matters. A Marxist might concern herself with how economic inequality divides society into classes, allowing capitalists to wield wealth as a weapon, disempower workers, and extract their labor. The humanitarian position tends to prioritize sufficiency of resources and basic rights; feminists, environmentalists, and advocates for the undocumented, the disabled, and minorities would say social inequalities matter, too, and that part of the problem with economic inequality is that it reinforces them.
New research has shown us that economic, social, racial, and gender inequality are inextricably linked—and that the effect of high inequality is to create even more inequality. Many other economists have shown that high levels of inequality hurt democracy because, among other things, they allow rich people and corporations to buy the support of politicians.
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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #21 on: Thu, 12 October 2017, 20:16:18 »
So the big question is: How tall is she?

6 feet! ;D

(183 cm for our metric brethren ;) )

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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #22 on: Thu, 12 October 2017, 20:25:14 »
So the big question is: How tall is she?

6 feet! ;D

(183 cm for our metric brethren ;) )

So no basketball or volleyball with the Hoffs.

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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #23 on: Thu, 12 October 2017, 20:28:46 »
So the big question is: How tall is she?

6 feet! ;D

(183 cm for our metric brethren ;) )

So no basketball or volleyball with the Hoffs.

Congrats!

Trust me, our height doesn't overcome our inability to play basketball or any similar sport. 😅

Thanks man! 😘

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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #24 on: Thu, 12 October 2017, 20:57:28 »
Congratulations Mr Hoff :)
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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #25 on: Thu, 12 October 2017, 21:44:12 »
Congratulations Hoff  :p

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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #26 on: Fri, 13 October 2017, 03:42:11 »
Woooo! Well done Hoff!
   

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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #27 on: Fri, 13 October 2017, 06:01:19 »
I kinda saw this coming from day 1. I think they built legos together.
My wife I a also push her button . But now she have her button push by a different men. So I buy a keyboard a mechanicale, she a reliable like a Fiat.

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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #28 on: Fri, 13 October 2017, 06:56:39 »
grats bro
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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #29 on: Fri, 13 October 2017, 13:10:56 »
"You best not stop wooing". -HoffmanWyfster 😅

Yeah I was gonna say, you have to keep that **** up. Like, forever :D

Congratulations!

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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #30 on: Fri, 13 October 2017, 15:02:40 »
Grats hoff, but kiss your Civ time goodbye, wives don't like competition!
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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #31 on: Fri, 13 October 2017, 15:09:22 »
Congrats!

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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #32 on: Fri, 13 October 2017, 15:43:28 »
I think we'd all like to hear the story..

WHO started hitting on WHOM.. ??!!

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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #33 on: Fri, 13 October 2017, 15:44:07 »
I think we'd all like to hear the story..

WHO started hitting on WHOM.. ??!!


She saw his shoe size. Game over.
My wife I a also push her button . But now she have her button push by a different men. So I buy a keyboard a mechanicale, she a reliable like a Fiat.

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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #34 on: Fri, 13 October 2017, 19:59:30 »
Grats hoff, but kiss your Civ time goodbye, wives don't like competition!

Noooooooooo!! Just...one...more...turn...!!! 😱

I think we'd all like to hear the story..
About
WHO started hitting on WHOM.. ??!!


A little of both. ;)  She initiated the conversation, but I was definitely more forward with the whole dating thing. :D

"You best not stop wooing". -HoffmanWyfster 😅

Yeah I was gonna say, you have to keep that **** up. Like, forever :D

Congratulations!

Bahaha. I suppooooose. 💁 I can handle that. 😁 It's well worth it!! 😍

I kinda saw this coming from day 1. I think they built legos together.

It's truuuuue. I've know for a long while. ;)

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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #35 on: Fri, 13 October 2017, 20:02:01 »
Congrats Hoff.  :)
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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #36 on: Fri, 13 October 2017, 20:40:16 »
Congrats, yo

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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #37 on: Fri, 13 October 2017, 20:41:21 »
Congratulations!



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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #38 on: Fri, 13 October 2017, 20:43:29 »
Hey, I didn't expect you to come back to the PC so soon .. we have our fav mod back <3
 

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Re: Congratulations Hoff!
« Reply #39 on: Sun, 15 October 2017, 01:10:33 »
Also, it's nice to hear some good news for a change :D
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