I've learned this years ago.
Everyday, it's hai-Tp, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it, fix it
But, recently some young people have been too vocal about the trade..
Don't let people know you can fix computers..
w/ 1 exception..
Only repair computers for Females with an attractiveness rating R+2.25 and above, where R is your own attractiveness rating out of 10..
Typical Escape conversation topics..
=What's a windows
=Did you try shaking it really hard
=I heard Jerry is good at computers, (Sorry jerry)
=IDK man, it's probably got that hacker thing.
=Well that's what happens when you watch too much pr0n
=Yea I got a pr0n popup the other day.. now my computer's not working either.
=I hurd if you put it in a bag with an apple overnight, it will start working again.
=maybe the keyboard's too dirty
=computers arn't waterproof ?
=smell the computer, don't know man, smells burnt.