what if we won caps from you but traded them all away
Only opened for people who haven't gotten a cap from me! Sorry
OK, I've gotten some caps from you but could I enter for my GF?
It would kinda ruin the surprise if I tell her to make an account so she can enter a sale so I can have a chance to buy her a cap for her first board
Gf???
But
I thought
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Hear that? That's the sound of asdfjkl furiously deleting all his naughty PMs to switchnollie.
or.. double down on the PMs
Gotta be more aggressive or you'll never get them!
Pro tips for getting ladies:
1. If they run, they're just testing you.
2. Come prepared if they run from you. Non-lethal is preferable but you can be lethal if you're into that.
3. If you aren't fit enough for the active approach, go passive. Chloroform is your best friend.
5. Mixtapes for gifts are popular, but should only be used as a last resort; they are considered fire hazards.