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Time to pick a winner:*drum roll*Quote from: PunksDead on Sat, 23 May 2015, 14:54:45mo mummy mo problemsPM me your deta..... jk, even though I found your pun to be the funniest I'm not giving this cap back to you!As for you mortals who participated, I found these to be the best:Quote from: Sed8op8 on Sat, 23 May 2015, 14:53:32This is more of a joke but what would you call king tuts mom:A yummy mummyOr a MILBA mummy I'd like to bone I knowIsis not funnyI must be in de Nile ...... I know I knowWow, this is just so disgustingly bad that it's good.Quote from: nubbinator on Sat, 23 May 2015, 17:25:27The British undead child had a horrible birthday this year. He asked for a HHKB, but when he opened his present and saw a G81, he turned to his parents and said:"Mum, MY?"It's got mummys and keyboards wrapped up in one neat pun. Good stuff.Quote from: Air tree on Tue, 26 May 2015, 19:13:38What does a mummy and I have in common? We're both Wrapped up in a disastrous lawsuit with my ex wife for the children. I still love you Sharen! We can start over, It'll be just like old times! We can spare the kids from this nonsense! After I read this I was all like , then and finally Quote from: abswyfe on Mon, 25 May 2015, 12:28:40Enough is enough! I've had it with these mummy****ing mummies on this mummy****ing plane!I lose but i couldnt help it10/10, would watch.Quote from: tokidokijake on Sat, 23 May 2015, 21:24:46A young mummy is hiding in his room before his first date when his dad walks in.Dad: Son, what are you doing in here? The girl is waiting for you.Son: DAD! I KNOW! I want to go but I don't have the guts!Dad (whispers to himself): He'll never get to the bone yard at this rate.Includes a sexual innuendo, I like that.To hard to decide, randomizer roll out!MoreShow ImagePM me your details.
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This is more of a joke but what would you call king tuts mom:A yummy mummyOr a MILBA mummy I'd like to bone I knowIsis not funnyI must be in de Nile ...... I know I know
The British undead child had a horrible birthday this year. He asked for a HHKB, but when he opened his present and saw a G81, he turned to his parents and said:"Mum, MY?"
What does a mummy and I have in common? We're both Wrapped up in a disastrous lawsuit with my ex wife for the children. I still love you Sharen! We can start over, It'll be just like old times! We can spare the kids from this nonsense!
Enough is enough! I've had it with these mummy****ing mummies on this mummy****ing plane!I lose but i couldnt help it
A young mummy is hiding in his room before his first date when his dad walks in.Dad: Son, what are you doing in here? The girl is waiting for you.Son: DAD! I KNOW! I want to go but I don't have the guts!Dad (whispers to himself): He'll never get to the bone yard at this rate.
Quote from: iAmAhab on Sun, 31 May 2015, 15:52:59Time to pick a winner:*drum roll*Quote from: PunksDead on Sat, 23 May 2015, 14:54:45mo mummy mo problemsPM me your deta..... jk, even though I found your pun to be the funniest I'm not giving this cap back to you!As for you mortals who participated, I found these to be the best:Quote from: Sed8op8 on Sat, 23 May 2015, 14:53:32This is more of a joke but what would you call king tuts mom:A yummy mummyOr a MILBA mummy I'd like to bone I knowIsis not funnyI must be in de Nile ...... I know I knowWow, this is just so disgustingly bad that it's good.Quote from: nubbinator on Sat, 23 May 2015, 17:25:27The British undead child had a horrible birthday this year. He asked for a HHKB, but when he opened his present and saw a G81, he turned to his parents and said:"Mum, MY?"It's got mummys and keyboards wrapped up in one neat pun. Good stuff.Quote from: Air tree on Tue, 26 May 2015, 19:13:38What does a mummy and I have in common? We're both Wrapped up in a disastrous lawsuit with my ex wife for the children. I still love you Sharen! We can start over, It'll be just like old times! We can spare the kids from this nonsense! After I read this I was all like , then and finally Quote from: abswyfe on Mon, 25 May 2015, 12:28:40Enough is enough! I've had it with these mummy****ing mummies on this mummy****ing plane!I lose but i couldnt help it10/10, would watch.Quote from: tokidokijake on Sat, 23 May 2015, 21:24:46A young mummy is hiding in his room before his first date when his dad walks in.Dad: Son, what are you doing in here? The girl is waiting for you.Son: DAD! I KNOW! I want to go but I don't have the guts!Dad (whispers to himself): He'll never get to the bone yard at this rate.Includes a sexual innuendo, I like that.To hard to decide, randomizer roll out!MoreShow ImagePM me your details.Somehow my name turned into bukake!!Congrats sed8op8!!!!!
Quote from: tokidokijake on Sun, 31 May 2015, 19:47:06Quote from: iAmAhab on Sun, 31 May 2015, 15:52:59Time to pick a winner:*drum roll*Quote from: PunksDead on Sat, 23 May 2015, 14:54:45mo mummy mo problemsPM me your deta..... jk, even though I found your pun to be the funniest I'm not giving this cap back to you!As for you mortals who participated, I found these to be the best:Quote from: Sed8op8 on Sat, 23 May 2015, 14:53:32This is more of a joke but what would you call king tuts mom:A yummy mummyOr a MILBA mummy I'd like to bone I knowIsis not funnyI must be in de Nile ...... I know I knowWow, this is just so disgustingly bad that it's good.Quote from: nubbinator on Sat, 23 May 2015, 17:25:27The British undead child had a horrible birthday this year. He asked for a HHKB, but when he opened his present and saw a G81, he turned to his parents and said:"Mum, MY?"It's got mummys and keyboards wrapped up in one neat pun. Good stuff.Quote from: Air tree on Tue, 26 May 2015, 19:13:38What does a mummy and I have in common? We're both Wrapped up in a disastrous lawsuit with my ex wife for the children. I still love you Sharen! We can start over, It'll be just like old times! We can spare the kids from this nonsense! After I read this I was all like , then and finally Quote from: abswyfe on Mon, 25 May 2015, 12:28:40Enough is enough! I've had it with these mummy****ing mummies on this mummy****ing plane!I lose but i couldnt help it10/10, would watch.Quote from: tokidokijake on Sat, 23 May 2015, 21:24:46A young mummy is hiding in his room before his first date when his dad walks in.Dad: Son, what are you doing in here? The girl is waiting for you.Son: DAD! I KNOW! I want to go but I don't have the guts!Dad (whispers to himself): He'll never get to the bone yard at this rate.Includes a sexual innuendo, I like that.To hard to decide, randomizer roll out!MoreShow ImagePM me your details.Somehow my name turned into bukake!!Congrats sed8op8!!!!!everybodys name got shuffled up....haha thanks its my first mummy and I'm pretty excited 8)
