new blog post: THE LEGEND OF THE
FIERCE HORSE
fig. 1: recovered ancient depictions of FIERCE HORSE on millenial personal computer input deviceit has come to my attention that this community does not have proper historical information about the
FIERCE HORSE and i could not keep my silence on this matter any longer. the world must know the power of
FIERCE HORSE so that we will not fall to its equestrian wiles again.
recently, an inquisition was formed to determine the origin of the following keycap:
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this key is apparently rare because not many top-row profile versions of this were made. however, a mod-row version WAS made as part of an RGB dyesub kit group buy through standard plastics. Because this kit was for 1.5 mods, a key was needed to fill in a 1x windows button and the cherry was chosen as a symbol of appreciation for the switches. a red Esc dyesub was also included.
nobody expected the
FIERCE HORSE.
a mysterious suggestion was made at the behest of
FIERCE HORSE. whispers of an additional key floated on the wind, from no discernible origin, until a suggestion was proffered: "shall we place the likeness of this horse upon a keycap to be included with this RGB+Y modifier set?"
for reasons theretofore inexplicable (and heretofore inconceivable) there was found to be unanimous, if not ostentatious support for the
FIERCE HORSE keycap. and try as they might, not a single member of the group buy effort could exactly place their finger on exactly what it was that drew them so powerfully, so dreadfully, to
FIERCE HORSE. it was a passion. a desire. a longing, painful, hideous cry, from so deep within their broken souls, that they could not admit to one another that their urgent need may be the result of a outside force, perhaps mystical, religious or magnetic in origin. as is the wont of geekhackers, much dramatic tension was created as some members began to question their unbreakable adoration of
FIERCE HORSE, but neigh- these stirrings of sentiment were due not in part to a true and lucid rejection of the
FIERCE HORSE, but entirely out of fear and dread at the thought of their most coveted, most precious of traits -- the freedom of will -- being violated so wantonly by the thoroughbred manipulations of
FIERCE HORSE. generally though, those who possessed concern for the effect of the
FIERCE HORSE kept the feelings private.
for those not prone to self-examination of their primal desires, it felt too real, too genuine to question even the smallest aspect of. some couldn't handle the pressure of a possible life without
FIERCE HORSE and became socially withdrawn, inattentive to their children, spouses, friends, pets, and coworkers. they became irritable and knew not why. those who smoked found themselves doubling their habits within days. heavy drinkers of coffee approached dfj-levels of consumption but were not able to maintain his lucidity or physical command of bowels. relationships suffered; marriages seemingly overnight. personal health and hygiene was nonexistent but for most geekhackers this was not a departure from the ordinary in a marked way.
the fire of desire for
FIERCE HORSE had been lit.
coming next... the fallout of the release of
FIERCE HORSE
