Korean OTD guys New custom Keyboard "The cheats"

[Hamblet]

Im suppose to respect someone who does nothing but hurl insults at every keyboard and keyboard maker on the planet?  lol

I am kinda curious to know which keyboard Hamblet actually likes though

Hmmmmm, you are very interesting. I think you got the same ways of thinking as 50 hitmen in those idiot local keyboard forum.
I just expressed my experience with some good evidences. And, can you guess what happend the next moment 50 maybe more bullets penetrate my brain in minutes. They do not asked me any reason, any kind of intellectual discussions. Actually they hate discussions. They are just trigger happy (in this case switch_happy) idiots. Long live the Worshippser.  

I prefer invisible keyboards. Anything invisible to the idiots eyes, I like it. Now I am typing this English letters with Taiwanese left handed keyboard, model number is KB 8862 XPL from Strongman.

[litster]

I thought there was a forum software upgrade a few days ago and it had a botched database backup, therefore a bunch of posts in between the last good backup and the bad backup were lost.

[noodles256]

i like hamblet

[Hamblet]

I thought there was a forum software upgrade a few days ago and it had a botched database backup, therefore a bunch of posts in between the last good backup and the bad backup were lost.

Yes,, That is very convenient. Deja Vu.

We have a news. It is a very very big news in my area. One of the largest bank in this country had a computer problem. Their explanation goes like this "One of our engineer typed.  >delete file  commend on his laptop". And the next moment THE big IMB banking servers (about 300 more) all around country are down and deleted informaions. So, we lost all banking records in there. People know the untold truth. "Ahaaa. That son of *****es starts new business. Laundry services". All the dirty black money got cleaned and now they are very innocent white money. Nobody can make any kind of hard evidence about it. Because we do not have any details/informaions.



EDIT
IMB -> IBM  (I hate this three letters. Sorry for hateness)

[litster]

If only your posts and no one else's were deleted, then sure.  But other people's posts were lost, too.  I don't think you are as special as you think you are

"son of *****es"...  hum, that reminds me of Jurassic Park.  Those female dinosaurs found a way :-)

[Hamblet]

If only your posts and no one else's were deleted, then sure.  But other people's posts were lost, too.  I don't think you are as special as you think you are

"son of *****es"...  hum, that reminds me of Jurassic Park.  Those female dinosaurs found a way :-)

Yes, you are right. I know.

[Lpb45]

Hmmmmm, you are very interesting. I think you got the same ways of thinking as 50 hitmen in those idiot local keyboard on the planet.
I just expressed my experience with some good evidences. And, can you guess what happend the next moment 50 maybe more bullets penetrate my brain in minutes. They do not asked me any reason, any kind of intellectual discussions. Actually they hate discussions. They are just trigger happy (in this case switch_happy) idiots. Long live the Worshippser.  

I prefer invisible keyboards. Anything invisible to the idiots eyes, I like it. Now I am typing this English letters with Taiwanese left handed keyboard, model number is KB 8862 XPL from Strongman.

Nobody is out to get you, I dont know if its that your english isnt the best or what but im guessing it seems to you like everyone is out to get you because you talk down to people like we are stupid or something, you insult every keyboard and keycap maker on the planet and the only reason you are here is probably because youve been kicked off every keyboard or enthusiast forum in your neck of the woods because you come off as being super arrogant when your no differant then me or anyone else here at this forum, we all come here for the same reason because we like keyboards, which you obviouly do not as you hate every keyboard on the face of the earth.

Its ok though keep calling us "Did I mentioned Diatec in this stupid Keyboard/Forum/Company listings" and every other name you can come up with and im sure everyone around here will keep thinking your the coolest like noodles ( I thought you were cool at first until you started calling us morons every other sentence).  Its a pretty telling sign when Sixty thinkgs your no good as he seems like one of the most even temepered people on these and deskthoritys forums.

[Lpb45]

The Cheat is in extremely high demand, as soon as one shows up in the market section it's snatched up within minutes. Literally.
Dozens of WTB threads but nobody is really selling them. I do enjoy all the pics that are being uploaded though since it's been distributed a few days ago.
I wish I was in Korea when the group buy happened.

The SP keycaps with the teal/aqua color fonts are also quite popular (personally not my thing, I prefer beige/white cherry corps) as well.

So do you think there is any chance that any will make it to ebay?  They could make a killing on a couple of these on ebay, I guess it isnt really about the money with these boards though and cant say I blame them

[Hamblet]

Nobody is out to get you, I dont know if.......

 
I had some typos in my earlier comment, but that was not a big deal.


I do not care what you are thinking. Because, you hate me with unclear reason.


You are using the word "WE" when you think there are some people who are with you. Who are WE ?

I guess you mean, Those local arrogant longtimer_gurus around KBDManiacs ? Or, those wannabe arrogant gasbag gurus in that forum(s) ? Or, those innocent only_consuming_worshippers ? Or, just_joined do_not_know_at_alls ? Ah, there are some more candidate WEs. I really respect some (a few) real gurus. You maybe know some of them (or maybe not) in this GK, DeskThority, KBDMania and other individually scattered keyboard websites around world (including dearest Mr. T. R in Japan who knows everything about Topre. Mybe you know the famous Moonlight Cafe. If you are not a stupid).

If you are calling above all kinds of variety people into one "WE",  then, I quit. You win.
That is the only reason why I am thinking you have the exactly same ways of thinking with those no_brain_only worshipping_50 hitmen in KBDManiac.

I hate some keyboards with very clear reason(s).
I hate some company/brands/distributor with very clear reason(s).
I hate some forum member(s, just like you) with very clear reason(s).

And I also have some really lovely one(s, at least in my mind) with clear reasons. These are Keyboards/Company/Brands/Distributors/Forum members. They are silent ones and give me no bull****s no idiotic myth and no silly fatasy at all.  They are really hardworking at their own unseen places. They talk to me with their own infomations, data and experiences. They are middle priced boards, Strongman, Datacomp, Costar, Filco, some importers you do not know at all (and I do not want call all individual members whom I like)  etc etc...

Now you are one of the Asshats. You hates me just to hate me.

[Hamblet]

Back to the topic.

All keyboards are good. They are just good. Lots of fine developers and engineers have devoted their own precious life energies into that.

But, If you think about that who handles the goods, then the same nice goods could have different name on it.

You know new keyboard TypeNow Solid from IOMania (S. Korean keyboard distributor. It has very nice reputations for very long time). The keyboard have been claimed that it will be a top quality, high class keyboard. Couple of days ago, thanks for some good reviewers threads in KBDMania. Now, we know all of their little dirty secrets. This is just full of bull****s. TypeNow Solid has cheap board of Leopold FC 200RT without any kind of modification/change/improvements. It is, actually, if you think about their nice_promise/good_wordings, bottom quality, low class keyboard. Disappoited. No, it is more than disappoited. They cheated customers. So, I re-named that board to TypoNowSolid. Thre is more specific reason for that naming. When you see their AD (both of English version and their own mother tongue version all), it has too many typos (and if I were good at English, I could find some more weird sentences). I typed all of them (almost 90 of them). And sent to Boss of IOMania expectiong some positive response. They gave me a response-insult. They just deleted my errata. Fine, you give me bull****s/insincerities/asshat attitudes. That is enough.

This is all about between me and TypoNowSolid. Some ignorant idiot in this forum hates me. I do not care about that. I am having more that 50 hitmen here and there. I am a busy man.

Do you want to hear some more stories about OhTheDirty's keyboad "The Cheat" (they have real name - Copy My Ass keyboard, in short CMA. It is a really stupid_dirty name). I guess you do not want to hear. Because you are really want to have it. Yes, the board are fine. I agree. The people who handles/makes the board are not like that.

And, How about local distributor Leopold (I call them as the f**King Leopold). Yes, their goods are nice. I like goods from datacomp. But, I have an unpleasant memories with Leopold. I guess you do not want to hear.

Realforce ? Yes, I got very unhappy ones too. It is not a rumor or guruish-knowledge about that. It is my direct experience.

I have my right and reasons to hate them. So I hate them (some of them).
I have my right and reasons to love them. So I love them (some of them).



Back to the topic.

Yes, I agree, that is really nice keyboards. If you want to buy it, do it.

Here. I am just adding a very weak voice of mine. That is all. Idiot.





EDIT

Today, I saw a news. Topre have one more new model in here.
Realforce 106.
It is not the old Japanese 106 ver., this is a new Korean 106 ver. which has its own language keys.  

It has red steel plate and purple switch plastics.
Color scheme looks really ugly to me (free of charge extra 12 keytops).
Key weights are equal layouts and variety layouts as in other models.
Nothing special except above mentioned.

The reason I added this information to this comment is for Leopold. Leopold is a S. Korean distributor who imports keyboard from Taiwan (and name it as Leopold) and Realforce from Japan.

I call them "the f**King Leopoold". Becaus I have a bad memory with them. I told, claimed and insisted them that you have to have really localized version of your keyboard. Just like European/Japanese versions - which have their own language keytop(s) thus changed their layouts from US/ISO/American layouts. Actually, Leopold have "a" localized boards but it is not really localized ones. Because they are US/ISO/American layouts with some extra local charactors printed on keytops. The only response from them to my suggestion was the same as IOMania's - ignoring.  Fine.  In doing that I had to have fight with more than 100 dirty_zombie forum members of KBDManiacs. They are all shouting "We do not need ugly KOREAN letters, dirty KOREAN keys and uncomfortable KOREAN layouts,  on noble Realforce". I think those *******s are all Americans for sure from top to toe. Stupid. Shame. Nothing more. I know, The real one whom to blame is not Leopold but these ignorant customers. So, I am not calling them as a Customer OR Keyboard Lovers OR forum members. They are just no_brain_worshippers. And for the distributor who hides behind 100 hitmen, I gave them a dirty name f**King Leopold. Of course the f**King Leopold gave me several other fine bull****s too. Want to hear ? To tell the full story is just waste of time.

You guys from western do not understand the meaning of KOREAN keys on keyboard. Because you do not have any historical memory of bitter colonial period. 35 years of Japanese and after that now, we are American colony. Fine.

But, do not categorize me a backward_going dumbass. I am going forward. There is a scientific reasons too. Maybe you recognize that Japanese layout has very short Spacebar(s). Because, actually, they do not need any spaces between each letters (words) at all. You westerners are not possible to imagine it but, for Japanese it is for real and for sure (Chinese too). Koreans are halfway. A little bit closer to you guys. My point is we do not need that much long long Spacebar layouts. A little bit shorter from US/ISO/American is the best.

Finally, I can see my language version of the Realforce (Not US/Americal version !!). God Damn. It takes more than 4 years.








EDIT 2nd
- New Realforce has tow versions. One is reduced_noise, the other is regular_noised.
- Added, the reason to have shorter Spacebar.

[guilleguillaume]

The second Realforce looks quite awesome.

[keyboardlover]

You are right. ABS.
You are right again. SP.
You are right again and again. The Ugly font and wimpy (what is that my local dictionay does not know the meaning, but I guessing a kind of dumbassness).
Every and all local asshats are worshipping those idiot keytops. Sorrawalle keytops, Ddddochu imitation keytops etc..

Geekhack must have a LOT of asshats then. We ordered more than 30,000 keys from SP in the group buy.

[DarthBaiter]

Yeah, like is that the ONLY difference?

According to the pages you linked, yes that is the only difference.

[Hamblet]

Geekhack must have a LOT of asshats then. We ordered more than 30,000 keys from SP in the group buy.

Is that true ? I did not know that news.
What kind of color do they have ? Do you have any more information ?



EDIT
30,000 keytops mean approx. 300 full sets. That is a really big order.

[sixty]

Is that true ? I did not know that news.
What kind of color do they have ? Do you have any more information ?



EDIT
30,000 keytops mean approx. 300 full sets. That is a really big order.

 
Basically its an exact copy of the OTD DolchReplica with legends centered and in capslock instead. I guess you will not be too happy.

[keyboardlover]

I actually LIKE the look of those realforces. But I'm a guru gasbag garbage asshats, so what do I know?

[Hamblet]

Basically its an exact copy of the OTD DolchReplica with legends centered and in capslock instead. I guess you will not be too happy.

 
Yes, you are right. Thanks.

I do not like double copied (double imitated, double crap) keytops. I am not a Cherry boy. I need my own language on it. Finally, I hate those dirty guys (OoopsTheDirty).
You know me. It is better for you to have an enemy who knows you then to have a friend who knows nothing.

[Hamblet]

I actually LIKE the look of those realforces. But I'm a guru gasbag garbage asshats, so what do I know?

Hey, KeyboardAmoretto.. It is not for you. It is for far and far Estern peripheral residentials like me.
It has very stupid keys on left/right of Spacebar. It mkes only "make signal" and not make break signal. Nobody knows why
(How about Japanese language keys on their version 106/108/109s ? Do they make break signal ? or not ? I have no idea).

[keyboardlover]

Hey, KeyboardAmoretto..

Hehe, nice =)

It is not for you. It is for far and far Estern peripheral residentials like me.
It has very stupid keys on left/right of Spacebar. It mkes only "make signal" and not make break signal. Nobody knows why
(How about Japanese language keys on their version 106/108/109s ? Do they make break signal ? or not ? I have no idea).

Ok I understand...you prefer a layout that makes sense for Koreans. Makes sense.

[imsto]

oh, it's so nice, how to get it?

[RiGS]

But I'm a guru gasbag garbage asshats, so what do I know?

 
QFT, except for the guru part.
Gurus are comfortable with the solder iron.

[keyboardlover]

RiGs, you're still here?

Hey, remember when you cried about losing money from a poker/warez site, then you were gonna buy a typenow until you found out it was an overpriced Leopold?

Now that's what I call an asshat!

P.s. Hamblet rocks. If he posted half as much as you, this forum would be really freakin fun!

[RiGS]

Hey, I remember when you proved yourself as a malevolent asshat person. Luckily, I didn't lose any money, because of your tyrant government operation.
However, it was nice that so many geekhackers saw when you revealed us your real nature. Too bad that half of the content lost in the forum update.
BTW Pokerstars and Full Tilt are definitely not warez sites.

Hamblet absolutely rocks. Sadly, the same thing can't be told about you.

[keyboardlover]

I think 3 Geekhackers agreed with you since they also used those sites. Many more agreed with me.

Lol.

[noodles256]

I want hhkb 3

[RiGS]

LOL everyone attacked you in that thread even ripster. You are delusional.

[keyboardlover]

LOL everyone attacked you in that thread even ripster. You are delusional.

Nope. Try again Mr. 50 hitmen troll.

So oversensitive too!

[Lpb45]

The Cheat is in extremely high demand, as soon as one shows up in the market section it's snatched up within minutes. Literally.
Dozens of WTB threads but nobody is really selling them. I do enjoy all the pics that are being uploaded though since it's been distributed a few days ago.
I wish I was in Korea when the group buy happened.

The SP keycaps with the teal/aqua color fonts are also quite popular (personally not my thing, I prefer beige/white cherry corps) as well.

 
Do any of the 356 custom boards ever show up on the marketplace?

[RiGS]

We all can see through your lies. There is no point in hiding your true identity anymore.

It is funny how you suddenly started worshipping Hamblet, but I also remember how you had made fun of him behind his back.

Hey, isn't that hipocrate?

[keyboardlover]

Rigs, I think you won't stop trolling me until everyone here hates me. I've got news for you. It ain't gonna happen.

So give it up bro. Welly did.

[RiGS]

I don't need to assist you in that.

[keyboardlover]

But...its not the case. Or are you too delusional to believe that?

Oh that's right, you follow Alex Jones. So logic and reason doesn't matter.

[calavera]

I don't really check the market section that often but it seems they do exist. I have every once in a blue moon seen someone sell it. Of course it's flooded with replies and sold within minutes. lol

[calavera]

Do any of the 356 custom boards ever show up on the marketplace?

Every once in a blue moon some people do sell unassembled parts for it. It's very rare but it does happen. Of course the minute a sale thread shows up it's filled with tons of replies and sold within minutes. lol

[keyboardlover]

I'm literally going to go through all his posts and start reporting every direct attack and prejudice this guy has made towards me. I don't have to put up with this ****.

[RiGS]

This it the main reason that I asked you about this forum's updating. This is not an updating. This is a censorship. WHY this forum deleted all the records that I worte in that 2days ?

KL's desperate flagging is what I would call censorship.
I hope he is happy now.

[keyboardlover]

How did I censor you? I didn't delete your posts.

In any case, your hate mongering and prejudice won't be tolerated here.

[RiGS]

LOL. You must be really feeling powerful right now. You act like kindergarten kids.

[keyboardlover]

Sigh. You just don't get it bro.

[RiGS]

I totally get your Napoleon complex.

[noodles256]

I hope RiGs and KL fights ends up being like Mortal Kombat

FIGHT!!

dun dundun dun dundun dun dundun dun dundun dun dundun dun dundun dun dundun dun dundun dun dundun dun dundun dun dundun dun dundun dun dundun dun dundun dun dundun dun dundun dun dundun dun dundun dun dundun dun dundun dun dundun dun dundun dun dundun dun dundun dun dundun dun dundun dun dundun dun dundun dun dundun dun dundun dun dundun dun dundun dun dundun dun dundun dun dundun dun dundun


FIGHT!

[RiGS]

FATALITY!

[video=youtube;ToOv1yNU1h8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToOv1yNU1h8[/video]

[keyboardlover]

If it was there'd only be two hits.

Me hitting rigs and rigs hitting the floor.

Well "ground" if it was in Hungary.

[RiGS]

Sure, you must be in good shape. I bet you couldn't even do a pull up.

[keyboardlover]

I'll check back when you come up with a better comeback.

[noodles256]

mortal kombat 9 fatalities are so brutal. they make me squeem

[wanabe]

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[heedpantsnow]

Um, lock?