Author Topic: Official 2015 NFL Season Thread (Read 67295 times)

jbondeson · « **Reply #50 on:** Tue, 18 August 2015, 10:10:22 »

Quote from: absyrd on Tue, 18 August 2015, 10:03:43

But RGIII said he is the best quarterback in the league...

His quote doesn't even make sense...

Quote from: RGIII

There are guys in this league that have done way more than me, but I still view myself as the best because that's what I work toward every single day.

As opposed to the other quarterbacks all working to not be the best?

Oh, and everyone should watch Justin Tucker's car commercial:

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absyrd · « **Reply #51 on:** Tue, 18 August 2015, 10:31:02 »

Hah. Just saw that commercial on SportsCenter. He apparently can do impressions and speak like 5 languages. Oh wait... he is a kicker... /ignore

abswyfe · « **Reply #52 on:** Tue, 18 August 2015, 10:33:35 »

Go G-Men!!!

jbondeson · « **Reply #53 on:** Tue, 18 August 2015, 11:01:24 »

Quote from: abswyfe on Tue, 18 August 2015, 10:33:35

Go G-Men!!!

Don't worry, Eli Manning is doing his best to single handedly cap-strap the G-Men by asking for a contract in excess of Aaron Rogers!

demik · « **Reply #54 on:** Tue, 18 August 2015, 11:44:42 »

Quote from: abswyfe on Tue, 18 August 2015, 10:33:35

Go G-Men!!!

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BOO. BURN THAT JERSEY. I'll send you a niners jersey to replace it.

hwood34 · « **Reply #55 on:** Tue, 18 August 2015, 15:41:01 »

Quote from: demik on Tue, 18 August 2015, 11:44:42

Quote from: abswyfe on Tue, 18 August 2015, 10:33:35
Go G-Men!!!

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BOO. BURN THAT JERSEY. I'll send you a niners jersey to replace it.

yea just toss it in that nice dumpster fire the niners got goin

jbondeson · « **Reply #56 on:** Tue, 18 August 2015, 15:49:37 »

And the rocks start flying from the Atlanta Glass House!

)

hwood34 · « **Reply #57 on:** Tue, 18 August 2015, 15:50:55 »

Quote from: jbondeson on Tue, 18 August 2015, 15:49:37

And the rocks start flying from the Atlanta Glass House! )

seems to me we've had a pretty damn good off-season

katushkin · « **Reply #58 on:** Tue, 18 August 2015, 15:58:00 »

Quote from: hwood34 on Tue, 18 August 2015, 15:50:55

Quote from: jbondeson on Tue, 18 August 2015, 15:49:37
And the rocks start flying from the Atlanta Glass House! )

seems to me we've had a pretty damn good off-season

One game, does not a season make.

As will be abundantly clear once the regular season starts and the Redskins lose every single game.

jbondeson · « **Reply #59 on:** Tue, 18 August 2015, 16:05:10 »

Quote from: hwood34 on Tue, 18 August 2015, 15:50:55

Quote from: jbondeson on Tue, 18 August 2015, 15:49:37
And the rocks start flying from the Atlanta Glass House! )

seems to me we've had a pretty damn good off-season

It's just funny hearing an Atlanta fan make fun of the Niners demise with the cliff the Falcons fell off after the 2012 season.

hwood34 · « **Reply #60 on:** Tue, 18 August 2015, 16:07:29 »

Quote from: jbondeson on Tue, 18 August 2015, 16:05:10

Quote from: hwood34 on Tue, 18 August 2015, 15:50:55
Quote from: jbondeson on Tue, 18 August 2015, 15:49:37
And the rocks start flying from the Atlanta Glass House! )

seems to me we've had a pretty damn good off-season

It's just funny hearing an Atlanta fan make fun of the Niners demise with the cliff the Falcons fell off after the 2012 season.

b-but we're climbin back up

demik · « **Reply #61 on:** Tue, 18 August 2015, 16:07:39 »

Quote from: hwood34 on Tue, 18 August 2015, 15:50:55

Quote from: jbondeson on Tue, 18 August 2015, 15:49:37
And the rocks start flying from the Atlanta Glass House! )

seems to me we've had a pretty damn good off-season

Seriously, you're proud of off season wins?

hwood34 · « **Reply #62 on:** Tue, 18 August 2015, 16:09:32 »

Quote from: demik on Tue, 18 August 2015, 16:07:39

Quote from: hwood34 on Tue, 18 August 2015, 15:50:55
Quote from: jbondeson on Tue, 18 August 2015, 15:49:37
And the rocks start flying from the Atlanta Glass House! )

seems to me we've had a pretty damn good off-season
Seriously, you're proud of off season wins?

or you know that whole draft thing that happened and free agency and stuff. I don't care about playing the titans lol

hwood34 · « **Reply #63 on:** Tue, 18 August 2015, 18:20:12 »

Aaaand there goes jerome simpson

jbondeson · « **Reply #64 on:** Tue, 18 August 2015, 19:48:31 »

Owch. Shady McCoy just injured his hammy. MRI to follow.

Rex Ryan is not allowed to have good RBs in their prime apparently.

hwood34 · « **Reply #65 on:** Tue, 18 August 2015, 20:08:19 »

Quote from: jbondeson on Tue, 18 August 2015, 19:48:31

Owch. Shady McCoy just injured his hammy. MRI to follow.

Rex Ryan is not allowed to have good RBs in their prime apparently.

Eh, of all the injuries to have, a hamstring for an RB in camp is pretty common, nothing really to worry about

108 · « **Reply #66 on:** Tue, 18 August 2015, 20:09:38 »

Here's hoping the Falcons do well this season...

hwood34 · « **Reply #67 on:** Tue, 18 August 2015, 20:26:07 »

Quote from: 108 on Tue, 18 August 2015, 20:09:38

Here's hoping the Falcons do well this season...

Well, we did a lot to help out the 3 big places that needed work (DL, LB, RB) and as long as half the team doesn't get injured like last season (I don't want to ever see a TE as a T ever again lol) + the easiest season ever I just can't see a way we don't at least win the division

HoffmanMyster · « **Reply #68 on:** Wed, 19 August 2015, 12:43:17 »

Quote from: abswyfe on Tue, 18 August 2015, 10:33:35

Go G-Men!!!

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Aren't you guys in Philly?

Either way, gross.

absyrd · « **Reply #69 on:** Wed, 19 August 2015, 12:45:28 »

Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Wed, 19 August 2015, 12:43:17

Quote from: abswyfe on Tue, 18 August 2015, 10:33:35
Go G-Men!!!

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Aren't you guys in Philly?

Either way, gross.

Gross is half of our last name!

And, yes, we are major Giants fans in Philly. I've been assaulted verbally and physically since 4th grade when I moved to this place full of ****ty fans.

HoffmanMyster · « **Reply #70 on:** Wed, 19 August 2015, 12:53:10 »

Quote from: absyrd on Wed, 19 August 2015, 12:45:28

Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Wed, 19 August 2015, 12:43:17
Quote from: abswyfe on Tue, 18 August 2015, 10:33:35
Go G-Men!!!

Show Image

Aren't you guys in Philly?

Either way, gross.

Gross is half of our last name!

And, yes, we are major Giants fans in Philly. I've been assaulted verbally and physically since 4th grade when I moved to this place full of ****ty fans.

:( Come on over here! We won't mind as long as you're not a Bears, Vikings, or Lions fan. :))

absyrd · « **Reply #71 on:** Wed, 19 August 2015, 13:04:44 »

Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Wed, 19 August 2015, 12:53:10

Quote from: absyrd on Wed, 19 August 2015, 12:45:28
Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Wed, 19 August 2015, 12:43:17
Quote from: abswyfe on Tue, 18 August 2015, 10:33:35
Go G-Men!!!

Show Image

Aren't you guys in Philly?

Either way, gross.

Gross is half of our last name!

And, yes, we are major Giants fans in Philly. I've been assaulted verbally and physically since 4th grade when I moved to this place full of ****ty fans.

:( Come on over here! We won't mind as long as you're not a Bears, Vikings, or Lions fan. :))

I thought Packers fans hated us from making Favre literally cry in the (beyond) bitter cold in that playoff game in 2007.

HoffmanMyster · « **Reply #72 on:** Wed, 19 August 2015, 13:11:38 »

Quote from: absyrd on Wed, 19 August 2015, 13:04:44

Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Wed, 19 August 2015, 12:53:10
Quote from: absyrd on Wed, 19 August 2015, 12:45:28
Quote from: HoffmanMyster on Wed, 19 August 2015, 12:43:17
Quote from: abswyfe on Tue, 18 August 2015, 10:33:35
Go G-Men!!!

Show Image

Aren't you guys in Philly?

Either way, gross.

Gross is half of our last name!

And, yes, we are major Giants fans in Philly. I've been assaulted verbally and physically since 4th grade when I moved to this place full of ****ty fans.

:( Come on over here! We won't mind as long as you're not a Bears, Vikings, or Lions fan. :))

I thought Packers fans hated us from making Favre literally cry in the (beyond) bitter cold in that playoff game in 2007.

We're hospitable fans. :-*

hwood34 · « **Reply #73 on:** Wed, 19 August 2015, 16:21:23 »

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/13467415/kelvin-benjamin-carolina-panthers-carted-practice

jbondeson · « **Reply #74 on:** Wed, 19 August 2015, 16:22:48 »

This entire thread is just reinforcement to my original premise: Nothing Good Can Happen in the Preseason!

hwood34 · « **Reply #75 on:** Wed, 19 August 2015, 16:55:48 »

rip benjamin, rip panthers

katushkin · « **Reply #76 on:** Thu, 20 August 2015, 09:35:59 »

I am looking forward to how many more vital players get injured tonight.

bueller · « **Reply #77 on:** Thu, 20 August 2015, 09:37:57 »

And the 49ers curse strikes Mike Iupati even though he's with the Cards now. Out for 6-8 weeks.

katushkin · « **Reply #78 on:** Fri, 21 August 2015, 01:55:01 »

>Reads morning sports news

>Sobs into cereal

hwood34 · « **Reply #79 on:** Fri, 21 August 2015, 02:26:19 »

at this point I'm pretty sure he just likes to get hit

katushkin · « **Reply #80 on:** Fri, 21 August 2015, 04:04:01 »

Quote from: hwood34 on Fri, 21 August 2015, 02:26:19

at this point I'm pretty sure he just likes to get hit

Just before that, the commentators were saying how much he gets hit. Then he got slammed like that. The hit that put him out looked like nothing, he just took a forearm to the helmet.

So many injuries. And our O line is just so awful... Secondary still sucks, but the D line is good. That and the running game is probably the only plus point.

Cousins>>>>>>>>>>McCoy

digi · « **Reply #81 on:** Fri, 21 August 2015, 11:51:43 »

Hey Trent, if you hang a left here you might actually gain some yards or even score. If not, no worries, just run into the backs your teammates, whatever you're into bro.

hwood34 · « **Reply #82 on:** Fri, 21 August 2015, 11:56:52 »

Quote from: katushkin on Fri, 21 August 2015, 04:04:01

Quote from: hwood34 on Fri, 21 August 2015, 02:26:19
at this point I'm pretty sure he just likes to get hit

Just before that, the commentators were saying how much he gets hit. Then he got slammed like that. The hit that put him out looked like nothing, he just took a forearm to the helmet.

>step right
>avoid hit

but just imagine getting awkwardly smooshed on your arm by 300lbs of man

demik · « **Reply #83 on:** Fri, 21 August 2015, 11:57:28 »

Hey digi do raiders jersey debut in the clearance section?

digi · « **Reply #84 on:** Fri, 21 August 2015, 12:06:13 »

Quote from: demik on Fri, 21 August 2015, 11:57:28

Hey digi do raiders jersey debut in the clearance section?

Yes they do but they still sell more than Aldon Smith jersey's. =)

demik · « **Reply #85 on:** Fri, 21 August 2015, 18:24:58 »

WHO

kap with his best performance yet

hwood34 · « **Reply #86 on:** Sun, 23 August 2015, 00:03:43 »

Another one bites the dust

bueller · « **Reply #87 on:** Sun, 23 August 2015, 09:38:54 »

Quote from: demik on Fri, 21 August 2015, 18:24:58

WHO

kap with his best performance yet

Saw that yesterday, was pissing myself laughing.

tjcaustin · « **Reply #88 on:** Sun, 23 August 2015, 10:06:44 »

Quote from: demik on Fri, 21 August 2015, 18:24:58

WHO

kap with his best performance yet

So B tier? Only 2 interceptions and 1 sack? You know it's still preseason, right?

hwood34 · « **Reply #89 on:** Sun, 23 August 2015, 19:39:22 »

THE ACL DEMON WILL NOT REST

absyrd · « **Reply #90 on:** Sun, 23 August 2015, 20:40:12 »

Quote from: hwood34 on Sun, 23 August 2015, 19:39:22

THE ACL DEMON WILL NOT REST

End all practice and preseason.

katushkin · « **Reply #91 on:** Mon, 24 August 2015, 04:21:37 »

Quote from: hwood34 on Sun, 23 August 2015, 19:39:22

THE ACL DEMON WILL NOT REST

NOT JORDY NELSON D:

I was going to grab him as a potential late round WR pick. FML.

bueller · « **Reply #92 on:** Mon, 24 August 2015, 07:00:57 »

JARRYD ****ING HAYNE! DOIN US PROUD SON!!!

bueller · « **Reply #93 on:** Mon, 24 August 2015, 07:04:12 »

Seriously, check out his ****ing stats. GOD I'M PUMPED.

RUNNING BACK
- 8 carries
- total of 54 yards (most yardage of 49ers RBs today)
- longest rush of 34 yards (most yardage of the game from either team)

SPECIAL TEAMS
- Punt returns: 3 returns, long return of 34 yards (others were 27 yard & 23 yards), 28 yard average

I haven't been this excited watching the 9ers play in a long time, his patience is a thing of beauty.

HoffmanMyster · « **Reply #94 on:** Mon, 24 August 2015, 08:40:36 »

Quote from: hwood34 on Sun, 23 August 2015, 19:39:22

THE ACL DEMON WILL NOT REST

demik · « **Reply #95 on:** Mon, 24 August 2015, 08:41:42 »

Teams should just use the raiders as a practice squad, that sorry ass team ain't hurting anybody.

jbondeson · « **Reply #96 on:** Mon, 24 August 2015, 08:50:37 »

Quote from: demik on Mon, 24 August 2015, 08:41:42

Teams should just use the raiders as a practice squad, that sorry ass team ain't hurting anybody.

It's not the team you worry about when around the raiders, it's the fans! Those people give football hooligans a run for their money!

demik · « **Reply #97 on:** Mon, 24 August 2015, 08:52:52 »

Quote from: jbondeson on Mon, 24 August 2015, 08:50:37

Quote from: demik on Mon, 24 August 2015, 08:41:42
Teams should just use the raiders as a practice squad, that sorry ass team ain't hurting anybody.

It's not the team you worry about when around the raiders, it's the fans! Those people give football hooligans a run for their money!

Our fans (niners) are getting just as worse. Nfl canceled all preseason raiders vs niners games because the idiots started **** with raider fans and somebody got stabbed.

jbondeson · « **Reply #98 on:** Mon, 24 August 2015, 08:57:52 »

The traffic is making all Californians crazy.

hwood34 · « **Reply #99 on:** Wed, 26 August 2015, 17:37:35 »

this has been an offseason for the ages. rip junior gallette

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Author Topic: Official 2015 NFL Season Thread (Read 67295 times)