Hi, I think I understand where you're coming from.
Personally, I used a buckling spring for a long time so I'm used to both
a) high profile keys; and,
b) heavy/firm switches. I also used a macbookpro unibody (from 2011) for a while as it was my main computer through some part of school until I started to get disgusted with marketing trickery (and elitism in general). The reason i mentioned it is because those keys are relatively stiff and "crunchy" which i like. It's because they're scissor switches. And, interestingly, they have very low profile keys -- which I believe does help you type faster.
I am with you on the confusion about mx switches. It seems hard to understand exactly why they should be taken to be so great, unless you consider that they are hyped. They aren't anything compared to buckling spring. As far as the elitism goes, kailh switches are talked about very poorly, so even a company like Keycool which plate-mounts their switches isn't barking up anyone's tree (e.g., they're "Chinese" therefore "Cheap").
So I had a realization. I started seriously considering the mx clear switches both because of their activation force (and some people that dislike browns due to their lightness end up going with mx clears btw), and all of the customization possibilities. You can really improve the experience of typing on clears by changing springs, changing the chassis, applying lubricant, experimenting with keycap thickness and material, and using o-rings. (The type of experience I'm going for is something extremely mellow and relaxing).
Due to my preferences I've also been considering topre a lot. So I feel like the first response to this thread seems sound. I would love a 55g topre board. That's going to be my next board. We'll see. I may just get a type heaven and 'stop' my constant obsessing over aesthetics and trying to maximize typing pleasure. It's like finding something on the radio on one station that's perfectly fine, but switching to other stations just to see if something better is on. At some point I need to just 'be' and be fine with that.
Consider watching (more like listening to) my youtube playlist. It could be helpful to you: Keyboards:
http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLwbwoDMurxP3ykMbU-Re_CRgUPqans0D-