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There Is No Spoon - Inspired by the Matrix Series I: Pills



Orders are Closed/Cancelled/Refunded

SA Row 1 - 1x1u ABS Double Shot Pairs: $4 USD


and/or

SA Row 3 - 1x1u ABS Double Shot Pairs: $4 USD


and/or

DSA - 1x1u ABS Double Shot Pairs: $4 USD


What is Pick-A-Profile?:  Any number of SA Row 1, SA Row 3, or DSA are available in pairs (sets of 2). Buy as many pairs as you like in whatever profile you want, all in one Group Buy.

Color Codes:
BDH - Blue
RA   - Red
WA  - White
NN   - Black

+ Bonus Buy: ABS 1x1 SA Row 3 Blank Homing Keys (Deep Dish/Scoops) (Set of 2) - $4 USD available in Red and/or Blue and/or Black for $4 USD!

+ Bonus Buy: 1x1 SA Row 1 Blank Keys (Set of 2) available in Red and/or Blue and/or Black for $2 USD!


+ Bonus Buy: 1x1 SA Row 3 Blank Keys (Set of 2) available in Red and/or Blue and/or Black for $2 USD!


Pricing: $4 per set regardless of profile. Blank Homing keys are $4 per set; and Blank keys are $2 per set. Every order will have a $2 group buy fee. Shipping will still be $4 USD Shipped to US; $10 USD Shipped to Canada/Mexico; and $14 USD Shipped International (OCONUS).

For example, you buy one pair in each profile, and 2 Black Scoops = $12 + $4 + $2 (GB fee) + $4 (shipping to NYC) = $22 total.

Group Buy will run for 3 weeks and will end March 27th, 2016. Payments will be due no later than April 3rd. All unpaid invoices will be cancelled. Invoicing will be done weekly.

Production will be 4-6 weeks, and expected ship date will be by the end of May.


Final Tally of Orders: Fail!

SA Row 1 - 1x1u ABS Double Shot Pairs: 21
SA Row 3 - 1x1u ABS Double Shot Pairs: 28
DSA - 1x1u ABS Double Shot Pairs:         30

Blue SA Row 3 - 1x1u ABS Blank Scoops:   2
Red SA Row 3 - 1x1u ABS Blank Scoops:    2
Black SA Row 3 - 1x1u ABS Blank Scoops:  3

Blue SA Row 1 - 1x1u ABS Blanks:   2
Red SA Row 1 - 1x1u ABS Blanks:    2
Black SA Row 1 - 1x1u ABS Blanks:  2

Blue SA Row 3 - 1x1u ABS Blanks:   5
Red SA Row 3 - 1x1u ABS Blanks:    4
Black SA Row 3 - 1x1u ABS Blanks:  4

***Update (3/14/2016): All ordering has been cancelled/refunded and otherwise dismissed due to lack of participation/interest. Thousand apologies.
« Last Edit: Mon, 14 March 2016, 21:10:02 by 00zeRO »
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Yay, it's here! Submitted!

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Yay, it's here! Submitted!

Thank you so very much!
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So far no love for the scoops or blanks...
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In for two sets, thanks!

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reserved, and I want the blue one hihihi  :cool:

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reserved, and I want the blue one hihihi  :cool:

Red pill for me ;)

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r5d is my hero! He is the first to jump on the Scoops and Blanks runaway train!  :thumb:
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Great numbers for day one!
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Calling all volunteers to help with spreading the word on this GB...I already have it posted on mechmarket...
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Updated OP with Order Tracker...
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Updated OP with Order Tracker...

Thanks for the update 00zeRO!

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Moving right along...not much more to speak of...
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have you sent invoices out yet?

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have you sent invoices out yet?

No. First round of invoicing will be this coming Saturday Night/Sunday. I am doing them weekly. Too busy otherwise
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Oh look, novelty caps! Order in.
I need to pay better attention to this forum...

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Oh look, novelty caps! Order in.
I need to pay better attention to this forum...

Hehe...
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Oh look, novelty caps! Order in.
I need to pay better attention to this forum...

Yea, I know how you feel. Especially with all of the artisan sales going on for the past ~2 months!

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Oh look, novelty caps! Order in.
I need to pay better attention to this forum...

Yea, I know how you feel. Especially with all of the artisan sales going on for the past ~2 months!

Tough for my 2d designs to stack up with the handcrafted awesomeness, and yet I press on...
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Oh look, novelty caps! Order in.
I need to pay better attention to this forum...

Yea, I know how you feel. Especially with all of the artisan sales going on for the past ~2 months!

Tough for my 2d designs to stack up with the handcrafted awesomeness, and yet I press on...

Still, themed novelties are always awesome!

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I actually prefer 2D caps. If I am ever going to use that key.

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***Update (3/12/2016): Orders are wide open! Invoicing for Pairs of Pills since it appears that there is minimal interest for blanks and scoops. If we don't reach an acceptable number of them, I may have to only invoice for the Pills. Many apologies should this happen...

Updated OP to reflect current GB numbers...scoops and blanks are not looking good at all...
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Paid, thanks zero  :thumb:

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Invoices are now caught up for this week...  :thumb:
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Awwwww. Was wondering why it was missing from my invoice. I also notice you have the scoops listed as R1 instead of R3 in the tally. Not that it will matter?

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Awwwww. Was wondering why it was missing from my invoice. I also notice you have the scoops listed as R1 instead of R3 in the tally. Not that it will matter?

Lol, I didn't even notice. Scoops are only made on row 3 anyways.

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Awwwww. Was wondering why it was missing from my invoice. I also notice you have the scoops listed as R1 instead of R3 in the tally. Not that it will matter?

Thanks for letting me know about the tally...Not that it will matter much. I think everything outside of the Pill sets are a dud here... :-X
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Calling all Redditors! Please help me promote this GB on any and all Matrix subreddits and even the Red Pill and Blue Pill subreddits. Who knows, maybe this will bring mechanicals awareness to the masses as well and add to our community at large!
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Orders are dead...should I let this continue; or just pull the plug now and refund everyone? The numbers in the OP are current order count. 6 are unpaid currently, and 2 have cancelled outright. This GB appears to be a disaster...
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Orders are dead...should I let this continue; or just pull the plug now and refund everyone? The numbers in the OP are current order count. 6 are unpaid currently, and 2 have cancelled outright. This GB appears to be a disaster...

That's a shame. As much as I hate to say it, I'd probably just pull the plug. I'm really surprised there isn't more interest here. Maybe 1.25 mods would be better? =/ idk

What type of numbers were you shooting for?

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Orders are dead...should I let this continue; or just pull the plug now and refund everyone? The numbers in the OP are current order count. 6 are unpaid currently, and 2 have cancelled outright. This GB appears to be a disaster...

I don't know whether or not your use of "pull the plug" was an intentional reference, but I chuckled. A consolation prize, I suppose.

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Re: [GB] There Is No Spoon - Matrix Novelties Series I: Pills (Cancelled)
« Reply #33 on: Mon, 14 March 2016, 21:11:13 »
Orders are dead...should I let this continue; or just pull the plug now and refund everyone? The numbers in the OP are current order count. 6 are unpaid currently, and 2 have cancelled outright. This GB appears to be a disaster...

That's a shame. As much as I hate to say it, I'd probably just pull the plug. I'm really surprised there isn't more interest here. Maybe 1.25 mods would be better? =/ idk

What type of numbers were you shooting for?

Well, at least 50 each...otherwise I lose my pants...

Orders are dead...should I let this continue; or just pull the plug now and refund everyone? The numbers in the OP are current order count. 6 are unpaid currently, and 2 have cancelled outright. This GB appears to be a disaster...

I don't know whether or not your use of "pull the plug" was an intentional reference, but I chuckled. A consolation prize, I suppose.

Totally appropriate, thank you for the comment, it makes me smile.
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Re: [GB] There Is No Spoon - Matrix Novelties Series I: Pills (Cancelled)
« Reply #34 on: Mon, 14 March 2016, 21:12:59 »
I cancelled/refunded all current and past invoices with my sincerest apologies. Matrix is old hat I guess...

I will allow a day or two for grieving here, but then...moving on...

Thanks to all for your continued support in 00Keys designs...we are hard at it to plan the next case of awesome!
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Re: [GB] There Is No Spoon - Matrix Novelties Series I: Pills (Cancelled)
« Reply #35 on: Tue, 15 March 2016, 02:25:02 »
I didn't understand why I got the refund, now I'm crying.   
Anyway, keep up making these awesome buys dude.

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Re: [GB] There Is No Spoon - Matrix Novelties Series I: Pills (Cancelled)
« Reply #36 on: Tue, 15 March 2016, 03:33:55 »
Sad to see the Paypal refund, but looking forward to your next GB!

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Re: [GB] There Is No Spoon - Matrix Novelties Series I: Pills (Cancelled)
« Reply #37 on: Tue, 15 March 2016, 13:02:29 »
Awww, was wondering why I had a refund show up. Looking forward to the next one, whether it be the creeper cap or more Fallout

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Re: [GB] There Is No Spoon - Matrix Novelties Series I: Pills (Cancelled)
« Reply #38 on: Tue, 15 March 2016, 13:03:23 »
Can someone link me to this creeper cap?

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Re: [GB] There Is No Spoon - Matrix Novelties Series I: Pills (Cancelled)
« Reply #39 on: Tue, 15 March 2016, 14:04:01 »
Too bad... I'm a big fan of 2D novelty caps I can actually use on my keyboards. Oh well looking forward to the next one.

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Re: [GB] There Is No Spoon - Matrix Novelties Series I: Pills (Cancelled)
« Reply #42 on: Wed, 16 March 2016, 22:29:29 »
All done. Time to reload the Matrix.
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