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Offline Halverson

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #650 on: Sun, 20 April 2014, 02:37:47 »
will sample notes me?

BAKA BAKA BAKA!!!  :-[

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #652 on: Sun, 20 April 2014, 12:42:33 »
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #653 on: Sun, 20 April 2014, 15:35:12 »
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #654 on: Sun, 20 April 2014, 15:36:20 »
I love Elzy

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #656 on: Sun, 20 April 2014, 17:09:40 »


Lord Halverson has been lifting

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #657 on: Sun, 20 April 2014, 17:56:28 »
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #660 on: Sun, 20 April 2014, 23:43:06 »
HAPPY EASTER


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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #661 on: Sun, 20 April 2014, 23:53:26 »
Easter. The day our shark lord emerged from the sea.
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #662 on: Mon, 21 April 2014, 00:06:13 »
Easter. The day our shark lord emerged from the sea.

After I was laid to rest the previous Friday.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #663 on: Mon, 21 April 2014, 00:10:23 »
and lo he has returned to walk amongst us

there were a lot more images for 'Shark Jesus' then I was prepared for  :confused:

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #665 on: Mon, 21 April 2014, 21:36:07 »
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #667 on: Tue, 22 April 2014, 17:17:37 »
Oh based shark, thank you for granting me my wish. Today I found out the true meaning of the girlshark. My 6019284 will now be properly adorned.

If this is true, then the prophecy must be true.

He's the Girlbro Wizshark that is to bring balance to the caps and start a new era of GeekHack customs which will rival or even be better than the Korean Kustoms.

Did you not read the prophecy when you first joined??

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #668 on: Tue, 22 April 2014, 17:18:35 »
Oh based shark, thank you for granting me my wish. Today I found out the true meaning of the girlshark. My 6019284 will now be properly adorned.

Hmmmm?? :rolleyes:

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #669 on: Tue, 22 April 2014, 17:19:09 »
Shhhh, just know that the Girlshark is watching over you.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #670 on: Tue, 22 April 2014, 17:34:12 »
Girlshark is getting tipsy today, all shall be saved! No sacrifices required!


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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #671 on: Tue, 22 April 2014, 18:02:21 »

Girlshark is getting tipsy today, all shall be saved! No sacrifices required!

Show Image

Uh oh! **** thread 2.0 incoming!
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #672 on: Tue, 22 April 2014, 18:03:23 »

Girlshark is getting tipsy today, all shall be saved! No sacrifices required!

Show Image

Uh oh! **** thread 2.0 incoming!

Nope, tonight is all good vibes and giving no ****s. Keeping it real, having fun.


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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #673 on: Tue, 22 April 2014, 18:19:03 »
Nibble
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #674 on: Tue, 22 April 2014, 20:09:36 »
Please, o lord Halverson, grant me good luck during this dibs event.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #675 on: Tue, 22 April 2014, 20:16:04 »
Please, o lord Halverson, grant me good luck during this dibs event.

If you grant me the hookup, you know I love topre, you know I love green, and well...you know I love you. You are the only GHer minus YM88 to have come to the rape cabin! You are eternally blessed at this point anyway!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #676 on: Tue, 22 April 2014, 20:58:25 »

Please, o lord Halverson, grant me good luck during this dibs event.

If you grant me the hookup, you know I love topre, you know I love green, and well...you know I love you. You are the only GHer minus YM88 to have come to the rape cabin! You are eternally blessed at this point anyway!
And what a rape cabin it is!
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #677 on: Tue, 22 April 2014, 21:10:08 »

Please, o lord Halverson, grant me good luck during this dibs event.

If you grant me the hookup, you know I love topre, you know I love green, and well...you know I love you. You are the only GHer minus YM88 to have come to the rape cabin! You are eternally blessed at this point anyway!
And what a rape cabin it is!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #678 on: Tue, 22 April 2014, 21:25:02 »
I'd wreck you kids at that game.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #679 on: Tue, 22 April 2014, 21:38:34 »
I'd wreck you kids at that game.

Don't. Even. Joke.

You have no idea how boss we are at that game.

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The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #680 on: Tue, 22 April 2014, 22:06:20 »
I'd wreck you kids at that game.

Don't. Even. Joke.

You have no idea how boss we are at that game.
Halverson and Hoff more than me but even I would school your ass now CPT! What a night that was. Haunted me for days afterwards.

EDIT: I cringe just thinking about it now.
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #683 on: Fri, 25 April 2014, 16:02:48 »
You know what would be cool? Some sort of....skeleton shark up in here :D

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #684 on: Fri, 25 April 2014, 20:22:56 »
Not quite what you had in mind
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #686 on: Fri, 25 April 2014, 22:05:21 »
No, he’s not around. How that sound to ya? Jot it down.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #687 on: Fri, 25 April 2014, 23:53:57 »
Based Girlshark, all my prayers have been answered. You are the one true (keyboard) god. All hail praise the Halvershark.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #688 on: Fri, 25 April 2014, 23:59:57 »
Based Girlshark, all my prayers have been answered. You are the one true (keyboard) god. All hail praise the Halvershark.

You're welcome for the two Buckling Spring Click Clacks my child! May they serve you well upon your boards a plenty! I hope no non-believers try to steal them from you!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #689 on: Sat, 26 April 2014, 00:02:56 »
I know who you are mr. hidden ;)

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #690 on: Sat, 26 April 2014, 03:42:41 »
Not sure about skeleton,. but here is shark vascular system:

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #691 on: Sat, 26 April 2014, 04:44:34 »
Based Girlshark, all my prayers have been answered. You are the one true (keyboard) god. All hail praise the Halvershark.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #693 on: Thu, 15 May 2014, 02:12:21 »
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #694 on: Thu, 15 May 2014, 02:15:50 »
uguu

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #695 on: Thu, 15 May 2014, 02:29:53 »
Praise be unto thee my children

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #696 on: Sun, 25 May 2014, 05:12:28 »
The GirlShark has appeared as a cloud ...

"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #697 on: Sun, 25 May 2014, 16:10:44 »
Dear lord,
My Prayers are with our blessed shark pope that one day he may return to the graces of the church of halverson
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #698 on: Sun, 25 May 2014, 16:32:28 »
Dear lord,
My Prayers are with our blessed shark pope that one day he may return to the graces of the church of halverson
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #699 on: Mon, 02 June 2014, 23:33:17 »