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Offline Halverson

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #700 on: Mon, 02 June 2014, 23:33:55 »
Dear lord,
My Prayers are with our blessed shark pope that one day he may return to the graces of the church of halverson
#FreeDemik

ahmen

I'm using my divine powers to try and channel pope milky...he seems to be meditating on life right now.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #701 on: Thu, 19 June 2014, 06:26:01 »
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #702 on: Thu, 19 June 2014, 14:53:09 »
Shark Girl, GirlShark?
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

NEC APC-H4100E | Ducky DK9008 Shine MX blue LED red | Ducky DK9008 Shine MX blue LED green | Link 900243-08 | CM QFR MX black | KeyCool 87 white MX reds | HHKB 2 Pro | Model M 02-Mar-1993 | Model M 29-Nov-1995 | CM Trigger (broken) | CM QFS MX green | Ducky DK9087 Shine 3 TKL Yellow Edition MX black | Lexmark SSK 21-Apr-1994 | IBM SSK 13-Oct-1987 | CODE TKL MX clear | Model M 122 01-Jun-1988

Ị̸͚̯̲́ͤ̃͑̇̑ͯ̊̂͟ͅs̞͚̩͉̝̪̲͗͊ͪ̽̚̚ ̭̦͖͕̑́͌ͬͩ͟t̷̻͔̙̑͟h̹̠̼͋ͤ͋i̤̜̣̦̱̫͈͔̞ͭ͑ͥ̌̔s̬͔͎̍̈ͥͫ̐̾ͣ̔̇͘ͅ ̩̘̼͆̐̕e̞̰͓̲̺̎͐̏ͬ̓̅̾͠͝ͅv̶̰͕̱̞̥̍ͣ̄̕e͕͙͖̬̜͓͎̤̊ͭ͐͝ṇ̰͎̱̤̟̭ͫ͌̌͢͠ͅ ̳̥̦ͮ̐ͤ̎̊ͣ͡͡n̤̜̙̺̪̒͜e̶̻̦̿ͮ̂̀c̝̘̝͖̠̖͐ͨͪ̈̐͌ͩ̀e̷̥͇̋ͦs̢̡̤ͤͤͯ͜s͈̠̉̑͘a̱͕̗͖̳̥̺ͬͦͧ͆̌̑͡r̶̟̖̈͘ỷ̮̦̩͙͔ͫ̾ͬ̔ͬͮ̌?̵̘͇͔͙ͥͪ͞ͅ

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #703 on: Thu, 19 June 2014, 14:54:37 »

Shark Girl, GirlShark?

No comment (Lawyers advice)




On another note, may you all be blessed by Steams Summer Sale!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #704 on: Thu, 19 June 2014, 19:21:21 »
Dear godess,
how do we fend off the illerminati that have clearly infiltrated this forum. I have done a lot of research and found some shocking evidence:

68425-0

What is their plan and on a scale of cats to Dr. Evil, how evil is it? Do we need to be scared?

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #705 on: Fri, 20 June 2014, 19:13:40 »

Dear godess,
how do we fend off the illerminati that have clearly infiltrated this forum. I have done a lot of research and found some shocking evidence:

(Attachment Link)

What is their plan and on a scale of cats to Dr. Evil, how evil is it? Do we need to be scared?

Do not fear my child! For we simply ignore the jive ass turkeys!

Their evil plan is as weak as a Coors Light on a Friday's eve.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #706 on: Sat, 21 June 2014, 18:29:16 »

THE FEMINIST ILLUMINATI

I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #707 on: Sat, 21 June 2014, 18:43:26 »

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #708 on: Sat, 21 June 2014, 18:53:42 »
illumisharky?
THE FEMINIST ILLUMINATI

I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #709 on: Sat, 21 June 2014, 18:54:36 »
illumisharky?

Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #710 on: Sat, 21 June 2014, 19:05:33 »
THE FEMINIST ILLUMINATI

I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #711 on: Sat, 21 June 2014, 19:07:31 »

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #712 on: Sat, 21 June 2014, 19:09:54 »
THE FEMINIST ILLUMINATI

I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #713 on: Sat, 21 June 2014, 19:17:10 »

Away from me.

Come closer to me, babe
BETRAYAL?

Niet! Enemies are even closer...very very close....
but i'm already on your lap :eek:

You don't want to know how close the enemies are.....

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #714 on: Sat, 21 June 2014, 19:18:10 »

Away from me.

Come closer to me, babe
BETRAYAL?

Niet! Enemies are even closer...very very close....
but i'm already on your lap :eek:

You don't want to know how close the enemies are.....
are they inside you because you ate them
THE FEMINIST ILLUMINATI

I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #715 on: Sat, 21 June 2014, 19:34:37 »

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #716 on: Sat, 21 June 2014, 19:39:33 »
THE FEMINIST ILLUMINATI

I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #717 on: Sat, 21 June 2014, 19:54:12 »

Away from me.

Come closer to me, babe
BETRAYAL?

Niet! Enemies are even closer...very very close....
but i'm already on your lap :eek:

You don't want to know how close the enemies are.....
are they inside you because you ate them

I am a shark....
so you ate them

Is he dead? Swallowed whole? He's got hydrogen psychosis...crazy eye. GET HIM OUT OF ZE ****ING WATER!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #719 on: Sat, 21 June 2014, 20:24:15 »

I ♥ Click Clack.  I ♥♥♥ Bro Caps.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #722 on: Sun, 22 June 2014, 05:40:56 »


Why don't I have one?

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #723 on: Wed, 09 July 2014, 05:21:32 »
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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Ị̸͚̯̲́ͤ̃͑̇̑ͯ̊̂͟ͅs̞͚̩͉̝̪̲͗͊ͪ̽̚̚ ̭̦͖͕̑́͌ͬͩ͟t̷̻͔̙̑͟h̹̠̼͋ͤ͋i̤̜̣̦̱̫͈͔̞ͭ͑ͥ̌̔s̬͔͎̍̈ͥͫ̐̾ͣ̔̇͘ͅ ̩̘̼͆̐̕e̞̰͓̲̺̎͐̏ͬ̓̅̾͠͝ͅv̶̰͕̱̞̥̍ͣ̄̕e͕͙͖̬̜͓͎̤̊ͭ͐͝ṇ̰͎̱̤̟̭ͫ͌̌͢͠ͅ ̳̥̦ͮ̐ͤ̎̊ͣ͡͡n̤̜̙̺̪̒͜e̶̻̦̿ͮ̂̀c̝̘̝͖̠̖͐ͨͪ̈̐͌ͩ̀e̷̥͇̋ͦs̢̡̤ͤͤͯ͜s͈̠̉̑͘a̱͕̗͖̳̥̺ͬͦͧ͆̌̑͡r̶̟̖̈͘ỷ̮̦̩͙͔ͫ̾ͬ̔ͬͮ̌?̵̘͇͔͙ͥͪ͞ͅ

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #724 on: Thu, 10 July 2014, 02:49:34 »

(Attachment Link)
whoa that guy is getting really close to halverson
THE FEMINIST ILLUMINATI

I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #725 on: Tue, 22 July 2014, 13:54:56 »
Were you involved with Sharknado?

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #726 on: Tue, 22 July 2014, 13:58:15 »
Were you involved with Sharknado?

In accordance to the prophecy, Sharknados are called down to cleanse the heathens and show them their wicked ways.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #727 on: Tue, 22 July 2014, 14:08:13 »
Were you involved with Sharknado?

In accordance to the prophecy, Sharknados are called down to cleanse the heathens and show them their wicked ways.

Amen!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #728 on: Tue, 22 July 2014, 14:35:11 »
ALL PRAISE SHARKHALVGIRL's INFINITE VINYL WISDOM I HAVE BEEN SAVED
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franktalk: how much urine have u spilled
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radio_killah: too much

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #729 on: Tue, 22 July 2014, 14:36:46 »
ALL PRAISE SHARKHALVGIRL's INFINITE VINYL WISDOM I HAVE BEEN SAVED

Yes, child.  We are all saved if we believe.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #730 on: Tue, 22 July 2014, 17:24:21 »
Belief is a double-edged sword.

Just like a shark's tooth!

We are truly saved :)
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #731 on: Tue, 22 July 2014, 20:36:13 »
When something rips away one of our beliefs, there is another to take its place. Halverson's wisdom is never ending and self renewing, also like the shark's tooth.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #732 on: Wed, 23 July 2014, 04:21:59 »
When something rips away one of our beliefs, there is another to take its place. Halverson's wisdom is never ending and self renewing, also like the shark's tooth.
Crocodiles too, but that's not important now. All praise shark!!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #733 on: Wed, 23 July 2014, 16:17:22 »
When something rips away one of our beliefs, there is another to take its place. Halverson's wisdom is never ending and self renewing, also like the shark's tooth.
Crocodiles too, but that's not important now. All praise shark!!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #734 on: Wed, 23 July 2014, 16:19:21 »

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #735 on: Wed, 23 July 2014, 16:57:59 »
When something rips away one of our beliefs, there is another to take its place. Halverson's wisdom is never ending and self renewing, also like the shark's tooth.
Crocodiles too, but that's not important now. All praise shark!!

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CROCODILES!!!!  HALVERSON

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #736 on: Wed, 23 July 2014, 16:58:38 »
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #738 on: Wed, 23 July 2014, 17:21:05 »
As far as I'm concerned, there are two absolute truths in this world. The first is that Halverson is the one true shark god. The second is, if this man were still alive, I would without a doubt be worshiping a different creature and even after his death, I find myself questioning my faith.
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #739 on: Wed, 23 July 2014, 17:46:44 »
As far as I'm concerned, there are two absolute truths in this world. The first is that Halverson is the one true shark god. The second is, if this man were still alive, I would without a doubt be worshiping a different creature and even after his death, I find myself questioning my faith.
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THE FEMINIST ILLUMINATI

I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #741 on: Thu, 24 July 2014, 15:12:49 »
As far as I'm concerned, there are two absolute truths in this world. The first is that Halverson is the one true shark god. The second is, if this man were still alive, I would without a doubt be worshiping a different creature and even after his death, I find myself questioning my faith.
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #742 on: Thu, 24 July 2014, 15:15:25 »
As far as I'm concerned, there are two absolute truths in this world. The first is that Halverson is the one true shark god. The second is, if this man were still alive, I would without a doubt be worshiping a different creature and even after his death, I find myself questioning my faith.
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shun the non believer!!!

I should start deleting his posts in this thread.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #743 on: Thu, 24 July 2014, 15:17:16 »
Words of the day:

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #744 on: Thu, 24 July 2014, 15:19:07 »
As far as I'm concerned, there are two absolute truths in this world. The first is that Halverson is the one true shark god. The second is, if this man were still alive, I would without a doubt be worshiping a different creature and even after his death, I find myself questioning my faith.
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #745 on: Thu, 24 July 2014, 15:20:03 »
Give praise to Lord Quas as well folks


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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #746 on: Thu, 24 July 2014, 16:35:38 »
Give praise to Lord Quas as well folks

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Highest of praise to Lord Quas!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #747 on: Thu, 24 July 2014, 16:38:37 »
Paging Dr. Octagon!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #748 on: Thu, 24 July 2014, 16:55:03 »
Give praise to Lord Quas as well folks

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Ever since him and Earl did Between Friends, yup.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #749 on: Thu, 24 July 2014, 17:01:38 »
Paging Dr. Octagon!

kool keith is still ahead of our time

Ever since him and Earl did Between Friends, yup.

That beat is so dope I've been bumpin the instrumentals off that mixtape for waaaaaaaay too long
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