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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1600 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 14:02:59 »
The last person who sassed me was drowned in a pool of Hapsters. Are you sure you want to meet that same fate?

You think you can be mean to me just cause you're going to see Jeni this weekend! :'(

And I'm going to spam you with pictures while I'm mid lick with Jeni ;)

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1601 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 14:03:16 »
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1602 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 14:05:16 »
The last person who sassed me was drowned in a pool of Hapsters. Are you sure you want to meet that same fate?

You think you can be mean to me just cause you're going to see Jeni this weekend! :'(

And I'm going to spam you with pictures while I'm mid lick with Jeni ;)

I've already created a porn Hub account to upload them
No, he’s not around. How that sound to ya? Jot it down.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1603 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 14:07:40 »
Thanks bro. I knew you had my back.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1604 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 14:12:07 »
The last person who sassed me was drowned in a pool of Hapsters. Are you sure you want to meet that same fate?

You think you can be mean to me just cause you're going to see Jeni this weekend! :'(

And I'm going to spam you with pictures while I'm mid lick with Jeni ;)

I'm very curious about this Jeni and the licking that will be going on

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1605 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 14:12:50 »
Thanks bro. I knew you had my back.

Dipset till I die
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1606 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 14:13:55 »

The last person who sassed me was drowned in a pool of Hapsters. Are you sure you want to meet that same fate?

You think you can be mean to me just cause you're going to see Jeni this weekend! :'(

And I'm going to spam you with pictures while I'm mid lick with Jeni ;)

I'm very curious about this Jeni and the licking that will be going on

A creamy ***** who I'll lust after till the day I die

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1607 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 14:14:40 »

The last person who sassed me was drowned in a pool of Hapsters. Are you sure you want to meet that same fate?

You think you can be mean to me just cause you're going to see Jeni this weekend! :'(

And I'm going to spam you with pictures while I'm mid lick with Jeni ;)

I'm very curious about this Jeni and the licking that will be going on

A creamy ***** who I'll lust after till the day I die
Wedding hasn't happened and I already gotta deal with this ****?
No, he’s not around. How that sound to ya? Jot it down.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1608 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 15:17:45 »
8 HO'S? Damn Halvi. You could buy at least 8 people on the forum and make them your personal slave with that kind of collection...  ;)



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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1609 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 15:19:06 »
8 HO'S? Damn Halvi. You could buy at least 8 people on the forum and make them your personal slave with that kind of collection...  ;)

He doesn't even to buy me. I'm practically his 9th HO now.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1610 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 15:20:01 »
8 HO'S? Damn Halvi. You could buy at least 8 people on the forum and make them your personal slave with that kind of collection...  ;)

He doesn't even to buy me. I'm practically his 9th HO now.
We're all Halvi's HO on some level.  ;)

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1611 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 15:26:22 »
8 HO'S? Damn Halvi. You could buy at least 8 people on the forum and make them your personal slave with that kind of collection...  ;)

He doesn't even to buy me. I'm practically his 9th HO now.
We're all Halvi's HO on some level.  ;)

Thank you, thank you :)

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1612 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 22:02:53 »


THE GIRLSHARK ITSELF HAS GRACED ME WITH ONE OF MY FAVORITE GAMES. BELIEVING DOES PAY OFF.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1613 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 22:14:19 »

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THE GIRLSHARK ITSELF HAS GRACED ME WITH ONE OF MY FAVORITE GAMES. BELIEVING DOES PAY OFF.

Ayyyyyy!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1614 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 22:36:31 »

MFW I see paicrais signature
never forget
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1615 on: Thu, 21 May 2015, 22:59:12 »
this thread moves too fast. I am not worthy!
 

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1616 on: Fri, 22 May 2015, 01:33:23 »
anyone here like ghouls?

also we can play night crawlers

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1617 on: Fri, 22 May 2015, 01:47:13 »
oh hi
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1619 on: Fri, 22 May 2015, 02:28:11 »
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1622 on: Fri, 22 May 2015, 02:42:47 »

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1623 on: Fri, 22 May 2015, 04:03:37 »
Pompous posies, your parties no fun

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1624 on: Fri, 22 May 2015, 04:08:20 »

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1625 on: Fri, 22 May 2015, 04:10:16 »

Pompous posies, your parties no fun

I missed you

I need to go back to sleep or my day will crumble into the depths of reality. Just come snuggle

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1626 on: Fri, 22 May 2015, 04:13:43 »

Pompous posies, your parties no fun

I missed you

I need to go back to sleep or my day will crumble into the depths of reality. Just come snuggle

deal, snuggles engaged

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1627 on: Fri, 22 May 2015, 04:15:12 »


Pompous posies, your parties no fun

I missed you

I need to go back to sleep or my day will crumble into the depths of reality. Just come snuggle

deal, snuggles engaged

Awe yissssss, Valhalla here I come ;)

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1628 on: Fri, 22 May 2015, 04:15:51 »


Pompous posies, your parties no fun

I missed you

I need to go back to sleep or my day will crumble into the depths of reality. Just come snuggle

deal, snuggles engaged

Awe yissssss, Valhalla here I come ;)

rip girlshark
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1629 on: Fri, 22 May 2015, 04:18:44 »



Pompous posies, your parties no fun

I missed you

I need to go back to sleep or my day will crumble into the depths of reality. Just come snuggle

deal, snuggles engaged

Awe yissssss, Valhalla here I come ;)

rip girlshark

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1630 on: Fri, 22 May 2015, 07:19:16 »
I wish to snuggle. But metal slug too fun. Need to Pew Pew more

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1631 on: Fri, 22 May 2015, 07:40:15 »

I wish to snuggle. But metal slug too fun. Need to Pew Pew more

How many kitty cats in this bed!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1632 on: Fri, 22 May 2015, 10:11:19 »
which is better

snuggles or cuddles?

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1633 on: Fri, 22 May 2015, 10:11:57 »
which is better

snuggles or cuddles?
all of them, and thats a fact
THE FEMINIST ILLUMINATI

I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1634 on: Fri, 22 May 2015, 10:13:10 »
which is better

snuggles or cuddles?
all of them, and thats a fact

bae <3

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1635 on: Fri, 22 May 2015, 10:15:31 »

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1636 on: Fri, 22 May 2015, 10:17:15 »
THE FEMINIST ILLUMINATI

I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1637 on: Fri, 22 May 2015, 10:28:07 »


which is better

snuggles or cuddles?
all of them, and thats a fact

bae <3

I smell a three way
if it includes you im down

What's a three way without a Halverson mystery fin

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1638 on: Fri, 22 May 2015, 10:34:54 »


which is better

snuggles or cuddles?
all of them, and thats a fact

bae <3

I smell a three way
if it includes you im down

What's a three way without a Halverson mystery fin
a threeway without halverson is the most boring **** you could ever have
THE FEMINIST ILLUMINATI

I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1639 on: Fri, 22 May 2015, 11:00:47 »


which is better

snuggles or cuddles?
all of them, and thats a fact

bae <3

I smell a three way
if it includes you im down

What's a three way without a Halverson mystery fin
a threeway without halverson is the most boring **** you could ever have

Yessir, true fact. So come on over folks, we can get turnt on the love sac.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1640 on: Fri, 22 May 2015, 11:54:18 »


which is better

snuggles or cuddles?
all of them, and thats a fact

bae <3

I smell a three way
if it includes you im down

What's a three way without a Halverson mystery fin
a threeway without halverson is the most boring **** you could ever have

Yessir, true fact. So come on over folks, we can get turnt on the love sac.

are you guys going to be gentle? I'm delicate

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1641 on: Fri, 22 May 2015, 12:07:33 »
are you guys going to be gentle? I'm delicate

It's ok I am too.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1642 on: Fri, 22 May 2015, 12:08:54 »
are you guys going to be gentle? I'm delicate

Nope.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1643 on: Fri, 22 May 2015, 12:18:08 »
are you guys going to be gentle? I'm delicate

It's ok I am too.

Apparently Hoff is gonna be rough with the both of us. Ruh roooh.

are you guys going to be gentle? I'm delicate

Nope.

Well isn't that exciting

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1644 on: Fri, 22 May 2015, 12:19:18 »
are you guys going to be gentle? I'm delicate

It's ok I am too.

Apparently Hoff is gonna be rough with the both of us. Ruh roooh.

are you guys going to be gentle? I'm delicate

Nope.

Well isn't that exciting

Shhhh, don't worry.  It'll be fine.   ^-^

 :-*

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1645 on: Fri, 22 May 2015, 12:33:45 »
are you guys going to be gentle? I'm delicate

It's ok I am too.

Apparently Hoff is gonna be rough with the both of us. Ruh roooh.

are you guys going to be gentle? I'm delicate

Nope.

Well isn't that exciting

Shhhh, don't worry.  It'll be fine.   ^-^

 :-*




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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1646 on: Fri, 22 May 2015, 12:36:13 »
are you guys going to be gentle? I'm delicate

It's ok I am too.

Apparently Hoff is gonna be rough with the both of us. Ruh roooh.

are you guys going to be gentle? I'm delicate

Nope.

Well isn't that exciting

Shhhh, don't worry.  It'll be fine.   ^-^

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1647 on: Fri, 22 May 2015, 12:56:00 »



which is better

snuggles or cuddles?
all of them, and thats a fact

bae <3

I smell a three way
if it includes you im down

What's a three way without a Halverson mystery fin
a threeway without halverson is the most boring **** you could ever have

Yessir, true fact. So come on over folks, we can get turnt on the love sac.

are you guys going to be gentle? I'm delicate
of course, im not a monster
THE FEMINIST ILLUMINATI

I will literally **** you raw paicrai, I hope you're legal by the time I meet you.
👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good **** go౦ԁ ****👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌**** right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯  i say so 💯  thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good ****

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1648 on: Fri, 22 May 2015, 12:57:01 »
Ok I'm going to need to make a form for this orgy. What should I put as categories? Sex/Gentle or Rough/?

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #1649 on: Fri, 22 May 2015, 12:58:37 »
Ok I'm going to need to make a form for this orgy. What should I put as categories? Sex/Gentle or Rough/?

Just use common sense, and use excel