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Offline rowdy

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2500 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 17:17:02 »

To the Girlshark God I offer a sacrifice: my 1000th post. What shall it be?

Grant me good clacking in the coming year.

Praise be. Amen.

You can offer, but this is off topic so the offering won't work.

He tried, maybe hoff will make it count ;)

or maybe the post was sacrificed, and no longer exists.

You're pulling the wool over our eyes rowdy!!!


It's a lie!
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2501 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 17:17:30 »

To the Girlshark God I offer a sacrifice: my 1000th post. What shall it be?

Grant me good clacking in the coming year.

Praise be. Amen.

You can offer, but this is off topic so the offering won't work.
I meant, I have a 1000th post ripe for the picking: what wouldst thou Girlshark God wish for it to be?

Was trying to make it count in here, sadly my mod connection isn't available at the moment :(


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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2502 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 17:18:40 »

To the Girlshark God I offer a sacrifice: my 1000th post. What shall it be?

Grant me good clacking in the coming year.

Praise be. Amen.

You can offer, but this is off topic so the offering won't work.
I meant, I have a 1000th post ripe for the picking: what wouldst thou Girlshark God wish for it to be?

Was trying to make it count in here, sadly my mod connection isn't available at the moment :(
I think there's some kind of dance you can do to summon him. Or maybe it's saying his name three times..
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2503 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 17:19:53 »


To the Girlshark God I offer a sacrifice: my 1000th post. What shall it be?

Grant me good clacking in the coming year.

Praise be. Amen.

You can offer, but this is off topic so the offering won't work.
I meant, I have a 1000th post ripe for the picking: what wouldst thou Girlshark God wish for it to be?

Was trying to make it count in here, sadly my mod connection isn't available at the moment :(
I think there's some kind of dance you can do to summon him. Or maybe it's saying his name three times..

You can always sacrifice your post by promoting the church in a classifieds thread :)

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2504 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 17:22:24 »


To the Girlshark God I offer a sacrifice: my 1000th post. What shall it be?

Grant me good clacking in the coming year.

Praise be. Amen.

You can offer, but this is off topic so the offering won't work.
I meant, I have a 1000th post ripe for the picking: what wouldst thou Girlshark God wish for it to be?

Was trying to make it count in here, sadly my mod connection isn't available at the moment :(
I think there's some kind of dance you can do to summon him. Or maybe it's saying his name three times..

You can always sacrifice your post by promoting the church in a classifieds thread :)

Classifieds don't count either :(
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2505 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 17:23:10 »

To the Girlshark God I offer a sacrifice: my 1000th post. What shall it be?

Grant me good clacking in the coming year.

Praise be. Amen.

You can offer, but this is off topic so the offering won't work.

He tried, maybe hoff will make it count ;)

or maybe the post was sacrificed, and no longer exists.

You're pulling the wool over our eyes rowdy!!!


It's a lie!

It's right here!  How did this happen?


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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2506 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 17:24:28 »
Where do posts even count anymore?

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2507 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 17:25:49 »
Where do posts even count anymore?

If I've learned anything from your teachings, oh wise girlshark, it's that the only post count that matters is "I am a geek!!"

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2508 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 17:26:28 »
Where do posts even count anymore?

I think you have to talk about these keyboard thingers.

My wife I a also push her button . But now she have her button push by a different men. So I buy a keyboard a mechanicale, she a reliable like a Fiat.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2509 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 17:27:06 »
Fear not, my friends.


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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2510 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 17:33:08 »
We have a hero, praise be the church and all who dwell within!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2511 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 17:45:24 »
Congratulations on 1000 pr0ximity! :)

Are you going to request a star?
"Because keyboards are accessories to PC makers, they focus on minimizing the manufacturing costs. But that’s incorrect. It’s in HHKB’s slogan, but when America’s cowboys were in the middle of a trip and their horse died, they would leave the horse there. But even if they were in the middle of a desert, they would take their saddle with them. The horse was a consumable good, but the saddle was an interface that their bodies had gotten used to. In the same vein, PCs are consumable goods, while keyboards are important interfaces." - Eiiti Wada

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2512 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 18:13:48 »
Only if it can be shark-shaped...





But really, they're too pretty to resist.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2513 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 18:16:05 »
I urge folks not to get stars, #freedom without stars

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2514 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 20:46:33 »
I hear stars weigh heavy on the soul. This is not a decision to take lightly
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2515 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 20:52:34 »
I urge folks not to get stars, #freedom without stars

i urge folks not to use hashtags.  #freedom without hashtags!
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The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2516 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 20:54:45 »
Where do posts even count anymore?

In your heart, that's where it counts.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2517 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 20:54:47 »
I urge folks not to get stars, #freedom without stars

i urge folks not to use hashtags.  #freedom without hashtags!

#YouHashtagNoob #TrueHastag #EveryImportantPhrase

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2518 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 20:55:39 »
Just got wii U minecraft, install faster!!!
Anyone wants come over and play local?

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2519 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 20:56:14 »
Just got wii U minecraft, install faster!!!
Anyone wants come over and play local?

I'm in South Florida. Want to meet halfway?

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2520 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 20:56:54 »

Just got wii U minecraft, install faster!!!
Anyone wants come over and play local?

I'm in South Florida. Want to meet halfway?

I just got to Utah, no travelling for a bit :(

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2521 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 21:00:52 »
Just got wii U minecraft, install faster!!!
Anyone wants come over and play local?

I'm on my way!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2522 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 21:02:03 »

Just got wii U minecraft, install faster!!!
Anyone wants come over and play local?

I'm on my way!

:O the package you're sending is actually you??

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2523 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 21:05:41 »
Just got wii U minecraft, install faster!!!
Anyone wants come over and play local?

I'm on my way!

:O the package you're sending is actually you??

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2524 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 21:07:57 »
Just got wii U minecraft, install faster!!!
Anyone wants come over and play local?

I'm on my way!

:O the package you're sending is actually you??

* HoffmanMyster squeezes into a small flat rate box

Really cheaping out on the box, eh? Could have at least gone for medium.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2525 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 21:10:27 »

Just got wii U minecraft, install faster!!!
Anyone wants come over and play local?

I'm on my way!

:O the package you're sending is actually you??

* HoffmanMyster squeezes into a small flat rate box

Really cheaping out on the box, eh? Could have at least gone for medium.

Hoff loves a tight squeeze ;)

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2526 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 21:11:40 »
Just got wii U minecraft, install faster!!!
Anyone wants come over and play local?

I'm on my way!

:O the package you're sending is actually you??

* HoffmanMyster squeezes into a small flat rate box

Really cheaping out on the box, eh? Could have at least gone for medium.

Hoff loves a tight squeeze ;)

Everything's a tight squeeze if you're big enough.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2527 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 21:22:07 »
I've read this thread many times and I still don't know what the fug its about

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2528 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 21:23:20 »
I've read this thread many times and I still don't know what the fug its about

Halverson is a user on geekhack.  Halverson has a church.  The Church of Halverson has followers.  We post here.  :)

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2529 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 21:28:44 »
I've read this thread many times and I still don't know what the fug its about

Halverson is a user on geekhack.  Halverson has a church.  The Church of Halverson has followers.  We post here.  :)

Is there a sign up form for this cult? I hope its not like the last one, they wanted me to pay a bond of 1 small child

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2530 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 21:29:28 »
Praise the shark you ****S!!
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2531 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 21:38:22 »
Praise the shark you ****S!!

I feel threatened

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2532 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 22:00:43 »
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2533 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 22:05:27 »

I've read this thread many times and I still don't know what the fug its about

Halverson is a user on geekhack.  Halverson has a church.  The Church of Halverson has followers.  We post here.  :)

Is there a sign up form for this cult? I hope its not like the last one, they wanted me to pay a bond of 1 small child

Just gotta let love shine. There's a pamphlet that brother Flynn made somewhere in the thread. Moose used to be my enemy, but I think he's banned so I reign unopposed.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2534 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 22:06:06 »
more like church of buttverson
No, he’s not around. How that sound to ya? Jot it down.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2535 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 22:09:13 »

more like church of buttverson

I have some love to send your way soon, soon

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2536 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 22:10:39 »
Is there a sign up form for this cult? I hope its not like the last one, they wanted me to pay a bond of 1 small child

Just gotta let love shine. There's a pamphlet that brother Flynn made somewhere in the thread.

LOL, nothing has changed.  Noobs asking for entry, Halverson bein' rude.  Well, maybe Halverson is slightly less rude now.  ;)

I would like to officially join the church of Halverson.  How does one go about this?

Read the pamphlet!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2537 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 22:20:02 »

more like church of buttverson

I have some love to send your way soon, soon

im intrigued
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2538 on: Thu, 17 December 2015, 22:57:28 »


I've read this thread many times and I still don't know what the fug its about

Halverson is a user on geekhack.  Halverson has a church.  The Church of Halverson has followers.  We post here.  :)

Is there a sign up form for this cult? I hope its not like the last one, they wanted me to pay a bond of 1 small child

Just gotta let love shine. There's a pamphlet that brother Flynn made somewhere in the thread. Moose used to be my enemy, but I think he's banned so I reign unopposed.
Didn't TP try once too?
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2539 on: Fri, 18 December 2015, 00:05:34 »
You can't TRY to join the church. You're either in or you're out.
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2540 on: Fri, 18 December 2015, 07:12:26 »
Salvation is only a simple evisceration away!

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2541 on: Fri, 18 December 2015, 07:18:56 »
Salvation is only a simple evisceration away!

bb you can eviscerate me any day

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2542 on: Fri, 18 December 2015, 07:20:59 »

Salvation is only a simple evisceration away!

bb you can eviscerate me any day

I'll eviscerate and sodomize the lower half on national television

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2543 on: Fri, 18 December 2015, 07:25:29 »

Salvation is only a simple evisceration away!

bb you can eviscerate me any day

I'll eviscerate and sodomize the lower half on national television

Meowwwww.


For all of you who have lost your way I suggest a re-reading the
Book of Halverson


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Quoting for all the new folks to read. Brother Flynn is sadly not around much anymore.

For all the neophytes to the Church, here is your required reading.

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2544 on: Fri, 18 December 2015, 07:26:56 »


Salvation is only a simple evisceration away!

bb you can eviscerate me any day

I'll eviscerate and sodomize the lower half on national television

Meowwwww.


For all of you who have lost your way I suggest a re-reading the
Book of Halverson


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Quoting for all the new folks to read. Brother Flynn is sadly not around much anymore.

For all the neophytes to the Church, here is your required reading.

THANK YOU

Quoting for exposure, feel free to quote this quote infinitely everybody.










What happened to the fambly cat?

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2545 on: Fri, 18 December 2015, 07:28:30 »
I feel cleansed

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2546 on: Fri, 18 December 2015, 07:32:58 »


Salvation is only a simple evisceration away!

bb you can eviscerate me any day

I'll eviscerate and sodomize the lower half on national television

Meowwwww.


For all of you who have lost your way I suggest a re-reading the
Book of Halverson


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Quoting for all the new folks to read. Brother Flynn is sadly not around much anymore.

For all the neophytes to the Church, here is your required reading.

THANK YOU

Quoting for exposure, feel free to quote this quote infinitely everybody.










What happened to the fambly cat?
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2547 on: Fri, 18 December 2015, 07:36:47 »
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Salvation is only a simple evisceration away!

bb you can eviscerate me any day

I'll eviscerate and sodomize the lower half on national television

Meowwwww.


For all of you who have lost your way I suggest a re-reading the
Book of Halverson


Show Image

Show Image

Show Image

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Quoting for all the new folks to read. Brother Flynn is sadly not around much anymore.

For all the neophytes to the Church, here is your required reading.

THANK YOU

Quoting for exposure, feel free to quote this quote infinitely everybody.










What happened to the fambly cat?
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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2548 on: Fri, 18 December 2015, 07:56:51 »
What happened to the fambly cat?

W h a t   h a p p e n e d   t o   t h e   f a m b l y   c a t ?

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Re: The Church Of Halverson
« Reply #2549 on: Fri, 18 December 2015, 08:06:12 »
What happened to the fambly cat?

W h a t   h a p p e n e d   t o   t h e   f a m b l y   c a t ?

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