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Title: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 21 August 2015, 20:38:24

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1.     Do you sux0rz at Agar.io ?

2.     Have you never made the leaderboard ?

3.     Do you h8 it when some random kid named -Poop- beats you ?


Learn from the Agar-master today..


Tp4 has 100s of hours of experience playing both team and solo style strategies.



Only $15 an hour..  for 1 on 1 training..


_ Learn the secrets to easily topple the giants of any leaderboard

_ Impress your girlfriends with your immense Agar Prowess




Communication over skype.


References.. (http://i.imgur.com/wQq980n.png)

Title: Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
Post by: asdfjkl36 on Fri, 21 August 2015, 20:57:36

Do you accept CCs and BBs as payment?


I keep seeing this game but no idea what it is.

Title: Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
Post by: tp4tissue on Fri, 21 August 2015, 20:58:17

Quote from: asdfjkl36 on Fri, 21 August 2015, 20:57:36

Do you accept CCs and BBs as payment?


I keep seeing this game but no idea what it is.

Trades accepted..  feel free to PM..

Title: Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
Post by: Snowdog993 on Fri, 21 August 2015, 21:02:20

Quote from: tp4tissue on Fri, 21 August 2015, 20:38:24

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Do you sux0rz at Agar.io ?
Have you never made the leaderboard ?
Do you h8 it when some random kid named -Poop- beats you ?
Learn from the Agar-master today..
Tp4 has 100s of hours of experience playing both team and solo style play.[/size]
Only $15 an hour..  for 1 on 1 training..

Communication over skype.


References..

Show Image

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Are you serious?  What the.....  ?

Title: Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
Post by: meiosis on Sat, 22 August 2015, 00:56:59

I used to be an unpopular kid before I took Tp4tissue's Agar.io lessons now I'm more unpopular and out of $15.

Title: Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 22 August 2015, 12:04:05

Quote from: Meiosis on Sat, 22 August 2015, 00:56:59

I used to be an unpopular kid before I took Tp4tissue's Agar.io lessons now I'm more unpopular and out of $15.

Dear: Meiosis

We apologize on behave of Tp4 incorporated for your imperfect experience with our services.

However, personal popularity with friends is a function of physical proximity and not covered or guaranteed under our Agar.io Professional Training's terms of service..

Our product only guarantees the mastery of the ARTS of Agar.io..


P.S.   Look for our upcoming $25 certification program, where you can become a bonifide licensed Agar.io Trainer.

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Title: Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
Post by: absyrd on Sat, 22 August 2015, 12:24:36

Thank you to whatever mod approved this FS thread. I say he gets a free lesson.

Title: Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
Post by: BunnyLake on Sat, 22 August 2015, 12:31:47

i have no interest in agar, but i feel it would be totally worth 15 bucks an hour just to chat with tp4 and see what happens

Title: Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
Post by: Fire Brand on Sat, 22 August 2015, 12:36:29

Quote from: BunnyLake on Sat, 22 August 2015, 12:31:47

i have no interest in agar, but i feel it would be totally worth 15 bucks an hour just to chat with tp4 and see what happens

Also agree but by chat I would want to have him actually talk and not just type .-.

Title: Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
Post by: Halverson on Sat, 22 August 2015, 13:25:35

Tp threads, no longer limited to off topic

Title: Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
Post by: Air tree on Sat, 22 August 2015, 13:35:22

Quote from: Fire Brand on Sat, 22 August 2015, 12:36:29

Quote from: BunnyLake on Sat, 22 August 2015, 12:31:47

i have no interest in agar, but i feel it would be totally worth 15 bucks an hour just to chat with tp4 and see what happens

Also agree but by chat I would want to have him actually talk and not just type .-.

Skyping with tp4 is a wonderful experience. I say it's priceless, and $15 is a cheap price to pay for it.  ;)

Title: Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
Post by: njbair on Sat, 22 August 2015, 14:54:07

I'd be worried Tp4 would spend the whole hour talking about everything but Agar.

Title: Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
Post by: sth on Sat, 22 August 2015, 14:56:06

Quote from: Halverson on Sat, 22 August 2015, 13:25:35

Tp threads, no longer limited to off topic

our lil man is growing up *snif snif*

Title: Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
Post by: digi on Sat, 22 August 2015, 14:56:56

Can I just talk to you for $15/hour and skip the Agar.io training??

Title: Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
Post by: tp4tissue on Sat, 22 August 2015, 21:52:32

Quote from: digi on Sat, 22 August 2015, 14:56:56

Can I just talk to you for $15/hour and skip the Agar.io training??

Agar.io must be played in the background..  as required by Service Agreement..

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Title: Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
Post by: Evo_Spec on Sat, 22 August 2015, 22:19:20

TP Sensei's training is legit, can't recommend a better sensei.

Source: Was taught by sensei.

Title: Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
Post by: demik on Sun, 23 August 2015, 01:41:40

Better than any artisan sale

Title: Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
Post by: azhdar on Sun, 23 August 2015, 03:18:22

I feel very honored now to have been teached for free. Can also confirm Tp4 level discussion will happen. SSD and watermelon knowledge is required.

Title: Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
Post by: tp4tissue on Sun, 23 August 2015, 19:01:02

Quote from: azhdar on Sun, 23 August 2015, 03:18:22

I feel very honored now to have been teached for free. Can also confirm Tp4 level discussion will happen. SSD and watermelon knowledge is required.

Agar.io doesn't run well if you don't have an SSD.. 

This is a known fact.. (http://www.cute-factor.com/images/smilies/onion/th_111_.gif)

Title: Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
Post by: njbair on Mon, 24 August 2015, 16:12:47

Quote from: tp4tissue on Sun, 23 August 2015, 19:01:02

Quote from: azhdar on Sun, 23 August 2015, 03:18:22

I feel very honored now to have been teached for free. Can also confirm Tp4 level discussion will happen. SSD and watermelon knowledge is required.

Agar.io doesn't run well if you don't have an SSD.. 

This is a known fact..

Show Image

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This is made up.

Is this the kind of swill you're dishing out in your private lessons?

Title: Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
Post by: vivalarevolución on Sun, 14 February 2016, 14:50:23

Good lord, why did I click on this.  Need to focus on more important matters...

Title: Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
Post by: Ramage on Sun, 14 February 2016, 16:05:57

Hi! My name is Ramage, and before taking lessons with TP4, I couldn't even get on the leader board.  Now I can be in the top 10 within a matter of minutes!  TP4 taught me about his patented "divide and sweep" strategy which I now use to pwn servers into obliteration.  Your enemies will rage quit, your love interests will find you irresistible, your mother will love you more.  Every area of my life improved after mastering agario and I have TP4 to thank!

Title: Re: [FS] Agar.io Private Lessons..
Post by: SpAmRaY on Sun, 14 February 2016, 16:39:50

TP4 you should totally make a udemy course for Agar.io