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Offline Rajagra

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« Reply #150 on: Thu, 23 September 2010, 16:21:34 »
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It's actually nothing to do with sexual orientation at all.

Wait. Are you saying that Appleophilia is not the third sexual orientation?

I still say they are all deviated preverts.

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« Reply #151 on: Thu, 23 September 2010, 18:55:16 »
back to islam, i think americans are not really serious about the supposed extremist fundamentalist islamist terrorist problem because they haven't done anything steadfastly ridiculous like boycotting arabica coffee beans.
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« Reply #152 on: Thu, 23 September 2010, 18:57:54 »
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« Reply #153 on: Thu, 23 September 2010, 19:28:23 »
Heaven forbid we inconvenience ourselves or give up our lifestyle to protest our positions. That would be.. inconvenient.
I trolled Geekhack and all I got was an eponymous SPOS.

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« Reply #154 on: Thu, 23 September 2010, 20:49:28 »
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back to islam, i think americans are not really serious about the supposed extremist fundamentalist islamist terrorist problem because they haven't done anything steadfastly ridiculous like boycotting arabica coffee beans.


So you think the U.S. needs a more robusta foreign policy?

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« Reply #155 on: Thu, 23 September 2010, 22:55:23 »
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I think you should be limited to one trolling post a week.

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« Reply #156 on: Thu, 23 September 2010, 23:34:39 »
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I always thought this was a picture of Lenny Bruce or Jimmy Breslin.
I'm glad I now know it's Johnny Cash.


For a moment I thought it was someone else.


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« Reply #157 on: Fri, 24 September 2010, 04:43:58 »
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I wonder if this thread is going in the way Microsoft Windows predicted?

Let's pick on Scientologists next.


I vote for the Mormons as the next religion to pick on.

Although Southpark has kind of said all there is to say about them really...
I mean the episode is called "All about Mormons" ;)

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« Reply #158 on: Fri, 24 September 2010, 09:51:32 »
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Heaven forbid we inconvenience ourselves or give up our lifestyle to protest our positions. That would be.. inconvenient.
Well, to do that we need to boycott Sa'udi oil.

As for arabica coffee beans, we can just rename them freedom beans, since they're grown in non-Islamic areas anyways.

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« Reply #159 on: Fri, 24 September 2010, 10:42:26 »
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I vote for the Mormons as the next religion to pick on.

Although Southpark has kind of said all there is to say about them really...
I mean the episode is called "All about Mormons" ;)


i met a mormon the other day.  she was non-religious herself but said her family was pretty religious. She said there were some ancestors of hers whom the family knows had been polygamous.  Also she claimed one of her ancestors had accompanied joseph smith (or whatever his name was) in his exodus to utah.

she did drink alcohol while we were talking so obviously she wasnt that religious herself (i believe mormons dont drink). But she was quite defensive about mormonism (i mean, if you can overlook all that is wacky in it, the massacres, the really hokey 'revelations' that joseph smith received, their mythology about utah being god's new chosen land and joseph smith his latest prophet, etc), she basically felt that mormons were one of the classic 'persecuted' people in the US (never mind they massacred indians, each other, and didnt allow blacks to join until like 1970s or something). But she really saw herself as 'persecuted' in america.

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« Reply #160 on: Fri, 24 September 2010, 12:33:53 »
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I don't remember Mormon girls putting out.  Especially not like Catholic girls.


Of all the ways to evaluate and judge a religion, I do feel this is the supreme measuring stick.
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« Reply #161 on: Fri, 24 September 2010, 12:34:36 »
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I don't remember Mormon girls putting out.  Especially not like Catholic girls.


You ever hear the song Catholic Girls by Frank Zappa? It's a classic :D

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« Reply #162 on: Fri, 24 September 2010, 12:48:56 »
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I don't remember Mormon girls putting out.  Especially not like Catholic girls.


I live in Lancaster,pa i don't think you get more mormon or amish, i mean i went to my chiropractor(to check up on my posture) and alongside the cars was horse and buggy, apparently even the amish need spine correction.

Anyway these mormon girls... they may dress like little house on the paire but... they just don't scream hot.
(they do use deodorant, i sneaked a peak at an amish couples cart at walmart one time).
Nothing against these ppls, heck i'm thinking about opening a bank account w/ the local menonnite bank since it's close by.

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« Reply #163 on: Fri, 24 September 2010, 13:03:58 »
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Skip to 2:40 to see an awesome Unix Beard.


I was expecting the scene where she stood up in the bath. You let me down.

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« Reply #164 on: Fri, 24 September 2010, 13:13:34 »
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Of all the ways to evaluate and judge a religion, I do feel this is the supreme measuring stick.


seriously its true. I think you can make a seroius case for or against a religion based on how inhibited and guilt-ridden about sex they make their women.

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they may dress like little house on the paire but

lol! so true

this mormon girl btw was fairly cute. But in a very 'girl next door' homey way. I think thats about as hot as they get.

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(they do use deodorant, i sneaked a peak at an amish couples cart at walmart one time).

interesting. The amish in upstate new york definitely DONT wear deoderant. A bunch of them used to attend my high school. I actually became fairly close friends with one kid (who had the misfortune of being named "Eberhard", btw). He seemed fairly normal as a kid for the most part. We used to arm wrestle each morning in home room and he was also in my english class.  He was definitely a little socially awkward (as might be expected) and very shy but had a wicked sense of humor.

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Nothing against these ppls, heck i'm thinking about opening a bank account w/ the local menonnite bank since it's close by.


Jay Leno had a funny joke last nite (altho i hate leno ever since he gave conan the shaft and only watched a second of his monologue while flipping past it -- yes, i boycott leno now, how about that), but he said that there are reports that the amish population is increasing rapidly in the US, and he said, i think they're mistaken, its just that more and more people cant afford cars or deoderant ;)
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« Reply #165 on: Fri, 24 September 2010, 13:15:09 »
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I was expecting the scene where she stood up in the bath. You let me down.


she had some serious boobs.

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« Reply #166 on: Fri, 24 September 2010, 13:28:41 »
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Geekhack is PG-13.  OCN is G.


Damn that GH censor!!!


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« Reply #167 on: Fri, 24 September 2010, 13:33:24 »
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Damn that GH censor!!!



lol! nice

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« Reply #168 on: Fri, 24 September 2010, 14:01:41 »
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Great Peter Weir film.  All his films are worth watching.


And stealing shots from.



I always wondered what the story was behind that woman at the start of the first Stargate Atlantis episode. Now it all makes sense. Amish!

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« Reply #169 on: Fri, 24 September 2010, 14:45:49 »
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Geekhack is PG-13.  OCN is G.
Also, we only have "youtube" tags, not "dailymotion" tags.