clack daddy you never pm'd me for keycaps i has exactly 3 dollar signs ($$$) worth of USD. lets arrange a pick up hit me on the magic conch
sheeet, lemme grab dem hoez...
brb
Urban Dictionary says you'll accept weed in lieu of money? I got a bail of bud to trade you for a trashbag full of clacks.
I always found that Uban Dictionary post hilarious. It's waaaaay old too. I direct my friends and family to it for sh1ts and giggles.
I guess someone had a
blunt I mean butt full of hurt when they wrote it.
So this is why it's so funny to everyone who knows me (including me)-
1) I'm usually known for being exceptionally not an azzh0le, tho I do at times have a brutal sense of humor.
2) I've never exchanged anything for weed, not even money. Why? Because I grow my own! LOLOLOL
3) #2^ is a lie, I don't smoke and never have. The thought would tickle anyone who knows me. Because everyone who knows me basically smokes. I'm odd man out.
4) I'm usually regarded as the antithesis of elitist. And I've been called a moron exactly once that I recall (and it's in that urban d1ck post)
5) AND THIS MAY COME AS A HUGE SICK SHOCK TO SOME!!! So hold on to your butts!!!ARE YOU READY???!!! GRAB A HOLD OF EACH PLUMP CHEEK!!!...I... HAVE... NEVER... EVER... BLACKLISTED... ANYONE !!!LoL, that might change though, you never know...
I've had people blacklist themselves (so worth it btw, some of the best PMs and emails I've ever read).
And that my friends is why that post is so damn funny. I actually had it printed out and hanging on my wall for a while, just so I could be reminded what Abraham Lincon once said- (and I quote) "If it's on the internet, it must be true".
Also the posters name was hilarious (for those that know the reference) so I guess the beef they had was likely not with me to begin with. lol
For the TL;DR crowd-Clackz broke the webz and hurt wuz the buttz that got in the way.
