I totally got left out the haxxor l337 loop...now a n00b again, doh...

[00zeRO]

Hello...I was once a part of the digital revolution of the early bbs modem crunch; used to play zork for hours, and drooled on my old 8088 and x286 (you older 'un will know what I'm speaking of), and woke up to find out that there is a whole culture spill over that has lead to the creation of the definite article "teh" and people vocalizing OMG. Where have I been? And now to see the world of mechanical keyboards with insane LED's and tactile feels that any writer should never be without. Best part is, I get to sell and service these marvels of tech-sheenery for a living, roxors for sur3s. I have lots questions, but thankfully there is no shartage of teh onswers here at gh.

Shiny! 

[eth0s]

well, good morning Rip Van Winkle.

FYI, it's spelled "zomg".

And since 2011, you have to say "el-O-el" outloud to everybody you talk to during the day.  Especially on the phone, even when you are not in fact "el-O-el'ing".

Ask me ur other questions, and I promise to give u teh answers.

[CPTBadAss]

MK being MechanicalKeyboards.com right? Is all of the staff on GeekHack??

Welcome! Come learn with all of us. Except for eth0s, apparently he knows all

[tjcaustin]

MK being MechanicalKeyboards.com right? Is all of the staff on GeekHack??

Welcome! Come learn with all of us. Except for eth0s, apparently he knows all

Don't lump us in with your perpetual newness.

[CPTBadAss]

Just embrace the newness TJ. You'll be happier that way.

[tjcaustin]

Just embrace the newness TJ. You'll be happier that way.

I don't need to because I'm filled with knowledge and facts.

And shortly, my ears shall be covered in second-hand hd800s.

[esoomenona]

I never been new. You don't know my life!

[SpAmRaY]

I never been new. You don't know my life!

Just feel used all the time...am I right?

[eth0s]

MK being MechanicalKeyboards.com right? Is all of the staff on GeekHack??

Welcome! Come learn with all of us. Except for eth0s, apparently he knows all

It's true.  My knowledge is vast.  I am the compendium, the vault, the ultimate repository of cyber-information in human form. 

In fact, to date, I still have never used the googles, since I have never had to look anything up.  I just consult my brain.  (tbh, though, actually, I kind of envy your expertise with using the googles.)

Which brings me to a question of my own:  Where do I find the googles on the internet?  Can that be googled?  Also, I'm pretty sure it's pronounced "goo-glay".  Like Michael Bubblé.   

[esoomenona]

I never been new. You don't know my life!

Just feel used all the time...am I right?

You see right to the core of me, Baxter.

[esoomenona]

Also, I'm pretty sure it's pronounced "goo-glay".  Like Michael Bubblé.   

Even if there's no accent on bubble, it's still pronouned "bubblay". Because it's fancy as ****.

[goobus]

I never been new. You don't know my life!

Just feel used all the time...am I right?

You see right to the core of me, Baxter.

You're like a miniature Buddha covered in hair!

[00zeRO]

I love it! It's like a crowded bar, and I just got through the line...

[SpAmRaY]

I love it! It's like a crowded bar, and I just got through the line...

That's a good description of the off topic subforum