Hmm, I'll take note of this review...
The one keyboard I've got with Alps whites SUCKS. Horribly. But it COULD just be worn out... harder typing effort than most of my Model Ms, much less tactile feedback. Lots of noise, but it's just from the caps bottoming out, I think, not the keyboard actually clicking.
(And, even though I hate it, I really should add it to my sig...)